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Phoenix
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 70
0 miles · Staffordshire

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They say that belt buckles, steel rimmed glasses and watches wont set off the alarm. The settings in the UK seem to be set lower than Europe, as I have been out of the UK many times without problem but getting back through Europe and USA is a different matter. I have almost been stripped down to my underpants (glasses out of pocket, watch off, belt off, shoes off (metal sole protectors), eventually traced to a metal pin I have in my hand after a motorcycle accident many years ago confused
So, metal suzzy clips should be no problem.
Quote by Pete_sw
All sounds pretty fair to me so far, Thanks for taking the time, a lot of companies would not have bothered and just got on and done it, respect for that at least.

I have to say, ditto.
A bit late, but I'm trying to reorganise and get there.
Can you add me please, pretty please kiss
Now I've had a kip and got the days work done,
Thanks to Calista & Morbuis for a great night.
To those I met (sorry If I missed some)
A26 - Sorry it was jkust a quick hello
Blonde & Steveg_nw - apart from my admiring glances, we never got to speak
Darkfire - Fly fishing (by J.R Hartley lol )
Farmersboy - 'til next time
HornylittleBlonde - sillyhwoar:
Dambuster - after the beers, you'll never remember me :cheers:
Jane and Will - great couple, nice to meet you.
Marcuso - Maybe see you Xmas
Marmalaid - :thumbup:
Mattmoleman - Do you like whipping ?
Molly & Chris - Sweeties
Onlyme1981 - :inlove: (pity I'm too old)
PiercedJon - Keep on Flashing (photo wise)
Rams_Cpl - You now know I'm not a football fan Ramsbottom indeed
Stuartrossy1 - wave
Wildrose & Staggy - Super dooper, couldn't keep my eyes off Wildrose lol tame signpost coming up
Quote by Calista
Inflatable mattress ..... for the occasional overnight guests, also saves carpet burn on the lounge floor :twisted:

Just bought mine off ebay lol
Quote by devondelight
Well I like 50+ but you fellas are so far away from me :upset:
DD

Distance is irrelevant if the need is..... lol
crawl, crawl, creep, creep, beg, beg
Just got back to my little hovel.
Great time, new friends and future ones.
I'll tnx more after I've had a kip.
Quote by leylandcpl
Thanks Phoenix cool
Cant believe theres only one in the country tho! confused Still, could be a good business opportunity!
surprised

There are others, but that is the closest to you.
Quote by dirtytwo
Guys, we really are not out to offend. Who knows, you may fit our requirements at some later stage, or by then you may not even consider us, come to that. Sorry if we appear age'ist.
xxx

You have not made yourself out to be ageist. It's just comments from us older ones.
Quote by Elliot
Cheers guys and gals.
Hi to everyone, thanks to those who have been nice today, and thanks to those for asking the questions.
Just got home from work, and am just about to nip up the offy to grab a lot of beer. I have a bottle of southen cumfort lined up and ready biggrin
Ill be about for the rest of the night i think, spelling will probably get worse as the night goes on biggrin
I'm sure the others will be along shortly!

There is a whole group at a munch tonight, me included, so you won't be the only one drinking wink
Drink in the nuance before jumping.
Quote by Sexysteph
Steveg_nw please spank Blonde for me ohhhhhh and then shag her senseless.
I am sure Martin and St3v3 (sorry but silly bloody name that one wink ) will say hello when they are ready wink
Steph

St3v3 is "artistic text" for Steve wink
Were'd my post go. confused
I'm sure I wished a Good Morvening to NN.
Anyway, I'll also say hello to the new owners and give them the benefit of the doubt. I have rarely seen any new owners communicate with members/staff/workers before.
Maybe promising.
Car keys, diesel, map, coat, money, silly grin ..... Check, all there.
:bounce:
I'm on my way, M6 & A50 drivers beware.
Quote by Emily
very fab smile can't rate them highly enough smile
The venues in London (never been to any of the Manky ones) have always been superb, although they don't vet as strictly as they give the impression they do they're still more selective than anywhere non-private I've been, ratio's always been better than one to one, and I've never gone home alone after one smile
Em

Are you making insinuations about the lovely northern city (my ex home) lol
Now if you could make it weekday evenings, I'd sing for you... well, howl like a wolf anyway wink
Quote by Jas-Tim
Devils advocate question here:
If all the volunteer mods and ops stopped doing it and you couldn't replace them with other volunteers, would you have to charge for the existing site then?
Jas
XXX

I expect it would just "go to pot"
But I'm going to Derby tonight... that normally stops anyone going confused
Quote by davej
On the issue regarding privicy etc etc.
We are governd by data protection, all details are confidential, and will not be used, sold or let out what so ever. You have my gaurntee on that.
With regards to popups, no, we will not be having any popups, at all, no more ads than there currently are on the site, thats not the way we do things.
And postie - no im afriad you cant ;p

please try harder elliot, freckled bird is just gonna get miffed at ya.
:doh:......fuck it, thats two posts when you clearly told us only the one
....am I banned...am I?....am I?
He must have keyboard like mine, it insists on being dyslexic
Quote by bill46
Couple of things...
might wanna run spybot or sommit similar everytime you leave the site in case we start having more tacking cookies dropped on us,
and also do some IP Masking....

sounds good - but in laymans terms? IP masking??
I'll try...basically when ur on the net u send out your IP address...which is a sort of registration number of yer PC....if you mask it when you get on to the web you go through via a 3rd party which could be on the moon and gives u completely different ip address. just sort of limits commercial entities from profiling you...(which they do !)
Generally unnecessary, unless you're doing something illegal.
Quote by WibblyWobbly
Surely you don't use your primary email account on here ???

What we have here is a failure to quote... were you talking to me? smile
Of course I don't have my primary email account on here... but some people will do - those that are less net savvy... rules and regs are designed to protect all... and in any case... even if my email address here is a tertiary one... it doesn't mean that I wish it to be abused... :P
Sorry WW (and darkfire), yes, a "failiure to communicate" as in Cool Hand Luke.
Tertiary email eh,,,, can't think of the next one up, quad something or other lol
Elliots reply goes someway to calming me down.
If the forum/ads/chat stays roughly the same and doesn't impinge on the community, lets wait and see what the "extra cost" proposals are and how it may affect those already on here.
For example, Pop up ads for ringtones and so on could be a pain, but can be coped with.
Quote by Clare and Steve
You guys dont desrve the way that youve been I think we all need to praise you for keeping this site the way it has been so far.
kiss

I agree, even though you've deleted some of my ads, locked some of my posts, removed comments, blah, blah blah, :lol2:
Good job, I know, as I run a private tech forum.
Quote by debz4u
And swinging heaven has just been taken over by a ringtone company :shock:

Bad timing on the post :shock: but it may have relevance mad
Quote by maidinheaven
Low down, underhanded money grubbing, toadslime people who attract you to a free and community based site and then whip the rug out from under your feet selling you on like a peice of meat.
Thanks Mark.

I don't think that is fair until we have heard from Mark. How about it, Mark?
Mollie
I gather he's gone and there will be no response.
Thanks for the efforts so far though.
Only time will tell and a number of grunts from the members may hold sway.
Quote by scooter99
do you think they will send you photo ad's to your moblie for a free, like the ringtones

There has to be some money making aspect to it.
1/ Get notification of responses to your ad by SMS
2/ Booking fee for meets (Oh, yea, a real winner that'll be)
3/ Advertising fee for clubs
4/ A fee depending upon the size of you cock
Need I go on