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Phuckers
1 month ago
Straight Male, 53
0 miles · Hereford and Worcester

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Quote by Mr-tickle
Other people that can successfully upload an aviator!

here is the link...
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/members/forum-settings.html
this will make you a turn off too if you successfully do it
my turn offs
-women with facial hair
-loud mouth women
-over opinionated women
-women who wait to be ask to give bj
-women with far too much make up
-women who are boring in bed..dead loggers
Quote by spurter
What's it like having 2 cocks inside a woman at the same time?
If one's inside her pussy and the other's up her bum, can you feel the other guys cock with your own cock?
I've heard guys who would never want to be 1:1 with another man do enjoy this way of being intimate with another man.

lmao lol lol lol
Quote by ForestFunsters
I like the variety of signatures - some are very funny, some say more about the person than their profile does, some are just plain daft! But Phuckers, would I be right in thinking that English isn't your primary language?? (no offence meant, it's just that your writing seems to have a strong "accent"

another thread about written accent coming up soon..watch the space!
he he he tune you are a pyscologist,i think it depends with my mood,well spotted!
Quote by winchwench
Does a soap opera change it's signature tune each episode?
Does a chef change his signature dish each time he puts on his apron?
Ones signature is an opportunity to express an aspect of ones personality. It's also used to promote, or to reflect something relevant to it's writer at that point in time.
The post text is the place for that which is relevant to the thread. The signature is a place for whatever may be relevant to me.
:thumbup:
I only change my signature once a year.
Personally I feel it's the ideal way of leaving a comment thats totally irrelevant to any thing I may post & I love that fact!
As for the suggestion for a solution... I don't feel we have a problem, anything relevant to a post should be within the post it self.
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phuckers says
well said,all i wanted was a challenge backed up with facts,illustrations and points and have gotit,this is the purpose of a debate
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Am a living proof that man can live without a brain
if you read my sentence carefully you will find out and the last three comments about my ignorance about posting signature...dont take offence its just fun!
of course i know you dont have to type the same old signature every time you reply to a post
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your future is my past
in conclusion i think guys would like to change some of their old signatures but they dont want a change on their previous replies,because this has resulted to some people have more than three signature programmed on their replies...well a polite ticket to admin might be appropriate to see if a solution can be reached...
i think this would make it more interesting to regulars too,reading different signatures from the same person a day...
well you only joined last month,you can be excused but please take the above advice
and also put one on 'photo ads' too...happy swinging
Quote by winchwench
I think mine is arrogance - can't abide it.
But that;s justa general turn off and applies to people in general as opposed to potential partners or meets etc

Thats mine too- arrogance, every time.
this seems to be mine too how strange
Quote by splendid_
generally when they speak.
rolleyes

he he are you talking about me again
he he he those horny wings were so hard to get...
cant wait for sunny beach time!

r big ego? bolt lol lol
you can accuse my for having self esteem but i dont think i have an ego problem
Quote by jaymar
Phuckers the signature remains the same until you decide to change it.
What I find amusings :dry: is how people use their signature box in a sarcastic condascending manner as reflection of things said or done in the forums :shock:

balance diet is much healthier
just a fortnight ago on grand national,i asked my mate if he has any tits on the final race...
thats why ill always leave mine blank and just scribble what comes in my mind at that point
Quote by X_fanny_x
As you change your signiture it changes todays , yesterdays and all your posts right back till the very first post you made if that makes sence so while it would be nice to make a signiture applying to 1 thread i tewnd to go with something that applies to all i change mine every month or so though and what i put is very dependant on my mood

how very clever forgive me if i copy your sytle
nothing clever about it
did i mention i have the IQ of a lint?
Quote by X_fanny_x
As you change your signiture it changes todays , yesterdays and all your posts right back till the very first post you made if that makes sence so while it would be nice to make a signiture applying to 1 thread i tewnd to go with something that applies to all i change mine every month or so though and what i put is very dependant on my mood

how very clever forgive me if i copy your sytle

i thought it was more like <--------------------------------------------------------------------------------> that much wink

even my middle finger is longer than that!
only recently have discovered how the forum(cafe) is so entertaining,have spend vast amount of time reading various topics and have also notice some great signatures very powerful and wise words,and also some people have taken the advantage by reminding other dates of birthdays ,socials and the likes....but what i still dont understand is why use the same signature in all the different topics on the forum....???would it be nice to borrow or create different ones relevant to the topic at hand...
our lives beginning to end...martin lurther exceptional it applies on every topic and i love it
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if you dont like my opinion of you...improve yours