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Phuckers
1 month ago
Straight Male, 53
0 miles · Hereford and Worcester

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since the introduction of this new chatroom crapo thing have lost the interest being on it,i find myself enjoying reading stuff on cafe forum instead.
oh back to the point can someone tell me how to put my picture next to my profile on the forum posting please,mine looks so empty compared to the rest.i wont dare ask the admin i might be answered through some zinjathropus chatroom style'y
Quote by dorkandwindy
its a bloody xpensive leg over thats all i can say

hope you are talking about sir's call her heather mills cant wasted the heros name on that greedy cow
Gnv am not comfortable with your materials,i couldnt careless what the hell AUP is , have just read your reply on pissport/passport ,which you went out of topic to blame the immigrants ,please tell me you not in france
i read this out loud have laughed till i piss myself,would like to know the home office reply...
i have no signature because its stupid to repeat the crap on different posting and topics
thick toasted brown bread,spread with creamy cheese slap on lettuce and slices of cucumber then lay two spread of smoked salmon and squeeze some lemon on top...delicious(gordon Ram dont steal my recipe you foul mouth pessant)
evening helnheaven,well i shall not name names thanks for your contribution,i seem to enjoy forum than other stuff on this site now
dont you just hate it when some ditherer hijack your posting then suggest alternative question and fill their reply with the same pointless sig fucking nature while quoting every single letter on others replies...i can only spit to them for now yuck thuu!
In the process of or just after sex your partner turns around and tell you something that makes ,you feel great of your perfomance,beauty etc...
well yes what the best compliment have you ever received
WARNING TO READERS:apart from laugher replies may contain words that will cause instant erection and severe wetness to the ladies,so a quick wank break is highly adviced
on today the rate of £1 is 450,000 zimbabwe dollar....this move the government is doing is the most human thing but my question is why raid chinese restuarants then deport the illegal workers this case crime pays
Its less than a week to cheltenham race week but the only thing which makes me laugh is the name of the horses,well can you please name any funny one please.
NB;. just one person please and also dont do the quote thing i hate space wastage
my horse is---blowing wind
i hated that crap glad its over the way those two yobs tasted food just put me off eating
hehe you are funny bunch .....well have been separeted now for about 16months,have got a girlfriend but i live by myself but when i was married every time i was on my own i had to wank which was about once in two days but now that i live alone i dont find the pressure to wank, sometimes i go 4 days without.i think married people especially who are sexually active masturbate more ...oh my new girlfriend lives in another town i see her only at the weekend
thank you nicef for starting the motion,the fact that the first person to reply decided to be a rebel doesnt give the rest the oppurtunity to be ass lickers be yourself and have your own opinion,i may have thrown a line on the thread for debete which i chose to be neutral ......so think, will you be spoon fed all your life???
This is not only my opinion but a fact!
thank you nicef for starting the motion,the fact that the first person to reply decided to be a rebel doesnt give the rest the oppurtunity to be ass lickers be yourself and have your own opinion,i may have thrown a line on the thread for debete which i chose to be neutral ......so think, will you be spoon fed all your life???
This is not only my opinion but a fact!
Quote by jaymar
....orgasms have you had in the past week?
This is purely for Pinky points... and purely because I've had a particularly horny weekend and want to show off :smug:
I've had 9 since Friday night, who can beat that?? :smoke:

does that mean your partner was away for the weekend or you cum so quick.....does this survey include solo wanks?
if i had forever i could have feed the entire world,i had a pathetic score to jot down
this is not an opinion but a fact
the law has found him guilty once ,but he has been given a chance to prove otherwise,not many get this opportunity for such type of crime...public opinion must not be let to interfere with the process of law otherwise Dando's friends and family will be victims again........i hate to say it but anything you say out of court will make no differnce on this case.
this is not an opinion but a fact
Quote by naughtynymphos1
i remember a while back being in the couples room in a club and there was some people next to us playing and there was a woman on her back with a guy down between her legs, who wasnt her hubby i may add i know cause i know her, and this guys going hell bent for leather with his tongue and suddely she sat up and said ..oh god i forgot to take the chicken out the freezer for dinner tomorrow :shock:

you crack me up so much ,nice one lol
"thats my thigh you idiot"
Ever had a woman say something and you couldn't believe she just said that?or vice hear it!
i was 21 when i had my first wank this is when my girlfriend was on her time of the month,i was so looking forward to a fuck,but god was it liberating....yes 21 i had 3 gf before hand!
am proposing there be a system where viewers can rate the webcams be it performance,adventures,creativity,erotic....etc etc,its my opinion that this will weed out some boring cams where some people just put up to piss everyone off, so many times we have viewed cams and find somone just ironing or washing up or something stupid of that kind...well what do you think or whats' the funniest or idiotic thing have you seen on cam?????