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Have to say I quite enjoy a browse through Maxpower - see other thread RE first cars! - but I think FHM makes for good reading!
Mrs RSAB2 xxx :angel:
Quote by dazandlou
sorry - i humbly apologise and accept my punishment........... smackbottom

Apology accepted but you can add 5 lashes to that! whip
My vote : Window Cleaners,
Mrs RSAB2's vote - Cable Contractors??
Quote by dazandlou
i'm young and i hate the bloody idiots!! lol

Now you're just stereotyping - only those with RS Turbo's or Alpha 156's were classed as idiots!
We've seen FET15H and K1NKY nearby us! (Believed to be owned by owners).
Quote by dazandlou
BOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! bloody boy racers. lol

Look you're only young once dunno
Sarge, fraid to say it's not us! But I do go past there occasionally in my line of work and how's this for some goss:
There's a rumour that (so no liable suits) a famous Richard got caught shoplifting at a nearby Tesco!
Fiesta 950cc. Cost about £700! Quickly debadged, XR2 pepper pot alloys fitted, big bore exhaust and a sound system worth more than the car installed.
Yep I was a bad boy racer (I can hear the boo's in the background).
Grown up now though you'll be pleased to hear......
This should be in top tips thread I fear!
Mrs RSAB2 xxx :angel:
Quote by well_busty_babe
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
perhaps you would find it easier to recognise as me if i added the sound effects?????????
yeah.... who is gagging to hear the WBB, molly, Mrs RSAB2, angel and someone else version of like a virgin??? lol

I'm quite sure no one is actually gagging for that! :giggle:
Mrs RSAB2 xxx :angel:
Quote by easy_going_dude
After a few minutes one became separated from the others as he still had the mango up his arse and was finding it hard to keep up the pace. Out of nowhere walked Dracula, slightly tipsy, swigging from a wine-bottle with what looked like red wine it.
'Oi, Dracula' shouted the man. 'Can you give me a hand?'
Dracula walked over and inspected the mango spoiled bum and after inspecting it closely said 'sorry matey, I aint going near that without a pair of rubber gloves!'........
Next 3 words:
Furr Ball
Magic
Tape Measure

But then, remembering that he could actually do magic, he shouted "out" and so the mango dislodged itself from the now rather aching rectum.
"You might want to put a bit of sudocream on that" said a large yeti who was wandering past, looking like a rather overgrown fur ball.
"But I might lose my hand" shouted back the man, who was now struggling even to stand.
"I'll just get my tape measure and we can check" said the yeti.
With that he was gone but all of a sudden.....
Words: helicopter, digital camera, purple
will and dambuster, could a girl ask for more?
Mrs RSAB2 xxx :angel:
Great to hear that on both counts.
Love to you all
Mrs RSAB2 xxx :angel:
I've lit my fire and now just need to wait for my rocket to take off, it may well take a number of bangers to get going though!
Mrs RSAB2 xxx :angel:
We voted for May and it came up 69% in favour (Very fitting.....)
Thats wonderful news folks!! You're a machine Will!!!!!
Love and hugs,
Mr & Mrs RSAB2 xxx
Somebody please help! I think there's an underlying cause to the 'unstability' in the forums but I can't quite put my finger on it. As Lloyd Groceman used to say "Lets look at the evidence":
1. People leaving in their droves (for whatever reason and that's their choice but it is a fact).
2. People changing names - sorry Sarah1448 but yours is the one I noticed!
3. A certain Wilma Flintstone hoarding name badges.....read into this as much or as little as you like.
4. I've heard rumours of a SH murder mystery game in the pipeline....maybe it's more than a game?
5. Marbles? Just a thought...
Yep. I've lost the plot, should be in a padded cell with a snug fitting white jacket- but thats why I need your help.
All views welcomed.
Mr RSAB2.
Sorry to hear you're leaving peeps.....
Hope you can make a return soon,
Mr & Mrs RSAB2 xxx
Definately not "Perfect Day" (Various artists).
Hope Mrs RSAB2 doesn't read this............ :uhoh:
oh and Neil.....
This is what you get for flashing my otherwise innocent ass to the unsuspecting public of Nottingham.
smackbottom :smackbottom: whip
and before anyone else says it...... yes it was a full moon!
Mrs RSAB2 xxxx :angel:
.......Middle aged
(no names mentioned but you know who you are!!! wink)
Thanks Clare and Steve, what a great night. :bounce:
A big hug to everyone we met, you were all fab and we really enjoyed meeting many of you again, and many new faces. Apologies for the shocking rendition of 'like a virgin' (WBB is wholey responsible!!!! wink)
and to marya:
Quote by Marya
WOW!
Everyone was bluddy gorgeous (esp. Mr and Mrs RSAB2 :wink: ),

We'll pay you later hun (in kind - of course!)
Mr and Mrs RSAB2 xxx
I always thought being Monica Lewinsky's boss could be a cushty number....
Back to reality, wish I had the talent to be a footballer and get paid for it! Lets face it £1000's pw for kicking a bag of wind about, who can resist?
What about that old 80's classic : Timmy Mallet no less,
"She wore an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini"?
My first vinyl ever!
Ooops shouldn't have said that....
Mr RSAB2