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RedRHG
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 54
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Quote by Vix
Run yer twit!
Cathy x

Me? Or him?
You....
Bit of a trot on here myself .....
chips, the laird, kylie and johnny, van - what else do ya need in life eh?
:twisted:
Cathy x
OH! I thought you meant run away!
I geddit now. Please remember my hair colour.
:twisted: I am ...............
'avn't got much to say on layby's really - still don't drive confused Suppose some are nice, suppose some aren't, what happens in a layby? Do you just sit?
Cathy x
(Well I dunno)
Quote by Vix
Perfect layby
Johnny Depp and Kylie serving in a free butty van, free gas and someone to tell me how good I look.

Vix, you look gorgeous now stop whining and come into my cab.
Johnny and Kylie have promised to hand deliver the rolls :twisted:
Hmmm
*rubs chin*
Run yer twit!
Cathy x
Me? Or him?
You....
Bit of a trot on here myself .....
chips, the laird, kylie and johnny, van - what else do ya need in life eh?
:twisted:
Cathy x
Quote by Vix
Perfect layby
Johnny Depp and Kylie serving in a free butty van, free gas and someone to tell me how good I look.

Vix, you look gorgeous now stop whining and come into my cab.
Johnny and Kylie have promised to hand deliver the rolls :twisted:
Hmmm
*rubs chin*
Run yer twit!
Cathy x
Quote by Alex Rogers
Righto.
Chunterin (v) intran, to chunter, chuntered. I was late for the bus because I chuntered .
Help please?

Chuntering under your breathe - mumbling, grumbling - maybe it's a Yorkshire thing.
wink
Cathy x
(Not to be confused with chundering which I believe to be vomiting)
Quote by Alex Rogers
men in shop queues

What, any men?
Surely a queue of Johnny Depps is not the same as a queue of Bernard Mannings?
(Heads off to local post office...)
rolleyes
Well no course not.......................... occasional random men in queues can be quite nice to look at
(Picks up duvet and potters off chunterin)
Cathy x
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Come on Red - What's keeping you???? :shock: :shock: :shock: lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: wink

One green bottle angin on the wall one green bottle angin on the wall......
Red sits rockin in the corner and plots REVENGE
Cathy x
Quote by littlemee
LOLOLOL
My tits are old hat now mate!
Maybe they will come out occasionally for a 'lap' of honour wink
Cathy x

I would be honoured to have them in my lap!!! :wink:
Schlop!
:twisted:
Cathy x
(Laffin!)
Quote by skegnessswingers
We only sent one so far.... and all we got no answer at all!!
so far.......
(nudges Red with a sharp stick to see if she is still asleep)
poke
Hello???
um......
And we got a tough one to ask next too......

A tough one NEXT time??? That was well tricky!!!
I've had mathematics with Mrs Ockies and accounts with LittleMee, dildo questions, flower questions, shag questions, oldest bloody living organism questions.......
When does it all end????????????????
lol
Cathy x
(I got SkegnessSwingers question wrong :cry: Shite I am, just shite.)
What floats my boat????
Mmmmnnnn......
Playin all night, stopping starting stopping starting. Being out for the evening and getting hotter until you just can't keep your hands off eachother on the way back.
wink
Other than that - girls in sussies, men in shop queues, usual really - sexy plumbers (yeah right) and the smell of last night on yer sheets.......................
nothing hornier!
Cathy x
Quote by blonde
Red,
Babe, u r off the hook. !!!!
He guessed it was me..............lol
Nevermind....... will try to think of something else B4 the week is out..........
Thanx for trying.............. Sam. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Well I thought I would go for the underhand method of .......
just asking him outright!!!
I didn't tell him it was you but it was the first thing he asked me - does this have anything to do with the blonde one? lol
I dunno if I would've liked seeing him doing THAT though!!!!
Does he do it by the way? Or does he have someone come round and do that for him?
Cathy x
lol
LOLOLOL
My tits are old hat now mate!
Maybe they will come out occasionally for a 'lap' of honour wink
Cathy x
Now you lot!
I had three lists of questions to google and my life story to write about 3 times and I was working Monday and Tuesday.....
moan moan moan
You lot know some right bollox you do!
If ever there is a pub quiz I know to PM all you!!!
biggrin
Cathy x
(And Kinky Luton - bar writing the essay, and after very careful swotting, I think the answer to your question would be no, I don't feel another recession is on the horizon innocent )
Had a brief conversation about this topic at the munch last week (sexy sexy person that y'are if you are reading!!) but I don't think it all at all suggests looking for greater thrills, or becoming bored with eachother etc - it's shows there has to be a lot of trust between the two.
AND it's not to say that if you like a thing it is a large part of your sex life - just the fact that you can think about/discuss doing way off the scale things sometimes is enough wink
Cathy x
Quote by Red(RHG)
lol
Only 5 more full days till the end of my notice is worked (over three weeks) and I am going to skip out of that place!!!!
Worst most unfriendly place I've worked, glad to be back to working from home.
S'my fawts on it fank ya please
Cathy x

One day down four to go - woa woa woa
rolleyes
Cathy x
Three!!!! Nearly at the finish line!!!!!
I keep making the tea all weak and manky - you think they realise I'm pissed off yet?
Cathy x
(Barstools)
Darlin x
As me mum would say - you want putting in a bag and 'shekkin' up!
I know that won't do much good but hey, see you soon and thinking of ya both - hope you can sort it and keep a bit of that love, in whatever form.
Cathy x
Quote by kbuk
sounds heavenly!
i'm jumping in the car!
nature really is one of those levellers!
kb

Kettles on to boil
wink
Cathy x
Quote by rachel-lane
on a serious note for ideas or for a chill out i visit here . just down from bradgate park in leic just a stones throw from me in the summer with a beautifull skyline sunset you cant beat this place. ok maybe theres better places, but for me its perfect .

Was trying to find a pic of the most beautiful place in Sheffield for a sunrise or sunset.
It's virtually my back garden - some crags to sit on with a brandy and truly amazing with snow everywhere.
It's called the Bole Hills x Def worth checking out and knock for a coffee anyone!
Cathy x
*Pops in a mint cos I made spicy lentils for tea........
wink
Get to bed mate what you doing up so late?
Anyway creativity, what gets my juices going again????
Old photos or reading an old book - sounds a bit hairy fairy but it takes you sometimes to where you want to be and reminds you of where you should be.
It's the lentils mannnnnnnnnn
Cathy x
Quote by kbuk
I have to agree - Music is the one thing that always re-inspires me! Either that or i'll take myself out somewhere quiet and beautiful for a walk.
hope this helps
biggrin

Gisa snog while yer on like x
Hiiiiiijack x
Cathy x
Quote by littlemee
Do you mean this thread Cathy?!!! wink

'as da one :wink:
Cathy x
Girls quick ........
he's offering to be a plumber!!!
Where's that thread gawnnnnnnnnnnnn?????
Cathy x
(I only started the two days work for a bit of company - some company eh? Rather stay and work at home and try not to log on here all day. Two contracts already, just got to stay logged orf)
Quote by smokerjim
I haven't eaten Revels for decades! But there is a stupid game I saw described on the Net called "Revel Roulette". :silly: Just get a bag of Revels, a few friends, find out by consensus which centre is the 'bullet' ( so far seems to be the coffee one by a small margin ) and everybody eats them, one at a time - until someone bites into 'the bullet'. The tension is increased because you never know if there is 1, 2, 3, or more in a bag! All the better for a forfeit for the loser and ten times better after a night's liquid libation :twisted: :twisted:

Play similar to that at home with the boys - my youngest is great at not choosing the coffee one, always wins hands down!
Cathy x
At the gym in the sauna
In a pub (hole in my jeans pocket)
S'pretty nice when the bus keeps the engine running at the terminus too wink
Cathy x
Quote by Horous
Had the top of my foot tattooed a few weeks ago now................
it's soooooooo cool even if I say so myself and even though I don't think I have great feet - it looks well sexy in a pair of heels.
As for piercings - a couple of weeks before that had my tragus (?) - sticky out bit of yer ear/part of yer head bit (oh well I don't know how to describe it do I?) done - sexy also.
I think tatts can be flattering - like to see the new ones but hoping that my lovely purple one won't end up like my dads now looks - all blurred. Also wanted to get away from the shoulder, boob, top of arm thing and have summat a bit different.
Girls and tatts - I have a lovely girly mate in Wales (from a long ago site) who's tatts I never tire of looking at redface
Cathy x

And you never showed me. Now I'm going to have to hunt you down again.
John
xx
Lol!
Well I was all booted up on Saturday rushing from one place to the next! So my heels were on standyby, I just never got round to changing!
We have mucky porn shoes - yeah you all know the ones - block glass heel - usually a good £80 - bargain here at £20 - so as an excuse to show it off more I have to go buy them!
Be rude not to!
More bedroom wear me thinks!
Cathy x
Had the top of my foot tattooed a few weeks ago now................
it's soooooooo cool even if I say so myself and even though I don't think I have great feet - it looks well sexy in a pair of heels.
As for piercings - a couple of weeks before that had my tragus (?) - sticky out bit of yer ear/part of yer head bit (oh well I don't know how to describe it do I?) done - sexy also.
I think tatts can be flattering - like to see the new ones but hoping that my lovely purple one won't end up like my dads now looks - all blurred. Also wanted to get away from the shoulder, boob, top of arm thing and have summat a bit different.
Girls and tatts - I have a lovely girly mate in Wales (from a long ago site) who's tatts I never tire of looking at redface
Cathy x
Can't you people just be normal and ask normal questions?
Grunts, scratches arse and makes more coffee
Ahh I'll get round to ya all, stop ya's whingin!
wink
Cathy x
Quote by littlemee
lol
Only 5 more full days till the end of my notice is worked (over three weeks) and I am going to skip out of that place!!!!
Worst most unfriendly place I've worked, glad to be back to working from home.
S'my fawts on it fank ya please
Cathy x

One day down four to go - woa woa woa
rolleyes
Cathy x
I'd like to ask what's so bad about it but you might be telling me later Ms PM Victim Of The Week!!!!
C'mon now.....you can't not answer our PM's, can she people?!!!
S'just unfriendly....................................
big time!
And me such a friendly gal
:twisted:
Cathy x
Quote by Red(RHG)
lol
Only 5 more full days till the end of my notice is worked (over three weeks) and I am going to skip out of that place!!!!
Worst most unfriendly place I've worked, glad to be back to working from home.
S'my fawts on it fank ya please
Cathy x

One day down four to go - woa woa woa
rolleyes
Cathy x
Quote by blonde
work mad
need i say more confused

OMG...... U R back !!!.......... HI babe............... we missed ya. xxxxxxxxxx
Yep yep I second that!!!!!!!!
The weekend???
Oh well, spose it was ok wink
Yummmmmmmmmmmmmmm :twisted:
Cathy x
Quote by blonde
Well I have given her a challenge..............lol................... but havent heard a thing yet !!!
I will let you know if she manages it........... In fact I will publish it if she manages it.......lol

I have three challenges now!
And two tough questions :shock:
Will have to get googling on Wednesday
And Blonde - I really really don't think I could ever get that do you?????
I mean really :shock:
Cathy x
(Off to open bloody more pm's)