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Samndave
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 58
Straight Male, 54
UK

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Quote by Lost
If you had the choice of three production cars without the pressure of money hindering you or the guilt about the environment, Pretend for a moment your worth :cool: the three classes are :-
A) Smaller runaround and about town type car
B) Useful family/utility type vehicle (4x4's or family saloons, MPV type)
C) The dream one!
Mine would be at this moment
A) Golf v6 r32
B) Range Rover supercharged v8 vogue
C) :love: Aston Martin DB7 Vantage Volante V12 :love:

mine would be:
a) small run around my Honda vfr 750 no parking charges, nips thro the traffic perfect biggrin
b) dont do 4x4's under any circustances :D
c) Lambogini Diablo or Aston Martin any model as long as its fast!!!!!!!!!!!
can i have some of what you are on luv, because you world sounds so much more gentle and surreal than mine biggrin
Sam xx
Thats brilliant as I am sat here contimplating going to the gym only been deciding for an hour now lol
Sam xx
I have worn an ankle bracelet for years, my parents bought it for me about 20 plus years ago has my inital on it I just see it as another piece of jewellery, but if other people want to read something into it then so be it!!!
now the chameleon on my charm bracelet is another thing entirely lol lol xxx
was Quincy the fella building a house... or a boat?
whichever.. then who was the other one?
if they got together, could they build an ark between cases?
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quincy lived on a boat
petrocelli (forgive spelling) was building a house and he was a lawyer, good serious tho...
was it me or did quincy always shout lol
as for cop progs i like
COLD CASE
but i love crime and investigation channel Dave thinks i am planning his (perfect) murder lol lol
I can only say what has said before and like Sassy watched with tears running down my face, I don't have a Dad any more and I am vwery jealous of people that do....
But I was totally humbled by such a beautiful video
Sam x
Quote by anais
Would you like me to organise afternoon drinks again??? (or if someone else would like to do it?? Speak up smile )

Hi Anais
afternoon drinkes would be great count Dave and I in xxx
Sam xx
Quote by Sassy-Seren
hi
Dave and I were on the original list for the exeter social but because of change of location and the fact you need confirmation by end of march and Dave away until mid April (so can't really discuss with him) i am going to with draw our names from the list so that others can go........ smile
Sam x

I can leave you on the provisional list if you like hun? I'm sure even after we have the confirmed numbers, we can squeeze a couple more in somewhere innocent
Sassy cool
Yeah thanks Sassy
please put as down as a provisional might not be able to do the whole weekend tho but will see
Sam xxx
hi
Dave and I were on the original list for the exeter social but because of change of location and the fact you need confirmation by end of march and Dave away until mid April (so can't really discuss with him) i am going to with draw our names from the list so that others can go........ smile
Sam x
with us its what you see is what you get love it or loathe it biggrin
Dave and I fairly down to earth and easy going and like to be with people similar to ourselves :D
Quote by luv2kiss
This may have been covered previously but maybe worth another airing.
We have been 'caught out' a couple of times recently meeting people who look nothing like the photos posted on the site or ones they have sent to us privatly . We all change over the months/years , some for the better , in my case for the worse !!! lol but we wouldn't dream of misleading people with photos years out of date !!
Has this happened to anyone else ???

I agree, there is a guy on here that has pics on his profile that look 20 yrs younger than he did on webcam, and then he got funny when i wouldn't meet him confused we try and up date our pics as often as possible over the last few months my hair has got longer and the colour different, also i like to show off the new outfits dave has bought for me biggrin
Dave and I thought it might be fun to have a retro party and give the old keys in a bowl thing but would only be with people we all already knew!!!!!! biggrin
when i go into a public toilet i always hang my handbag on the hook on the back of the door, nothing to do with germs just have heard stories of bags being stolen from under the doors!!!!!!! sad
We bought a couple of them to play with, with another couple like others was disappointed that for the price only one use, but was also kinda disappointed with the effect did nothing for me or the gentleman wearing it, which was a shame as had high hopes smile but saying that fun was still had by all biggrin :D
Sam x
hiya. looking for men or couples in plymouth for the evening of thurs 24th jan. will need to see face pics before meet. please pm for more details.
sam n dave xxx
Quote by jaymar
I'm a sceptic when it comes to this lengthy squirting thingy.. I acknowledge women do squirt but to that degree? nope don't think so. I think they have a full bladder and the pressing down on it coupled with the toy being hammered makes them pee out hard and fast.
But that's my opinion.. I'm no expert dunno . I keep mine for the loo (ooh could you imagine the washing up to be done?) :eeek:

I agree with you jaymar, I watched a couple of the different videos's and I think these women have been filled with water, but like you I am now expert smile
Quote by westerross
I have the solution.
You know the icy spray that the physio squirts onto players injuries to take the pain away on the pitch. (You know what's coming don't you!)
Just before you get in the car, unzip yer fly, stuff the little nozzle inside and give 'em a good squirt. They'll both instantly turn into two tight little walnuts. The only place they'll be trapped after that is upinside yer body cavities!
Job done.
Could be an interesting spectacle in Tesco's carpark.
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I would pay good money to see that biggrin :D
Sam xx
Hey kid, J says remind her nearer Essex Social - She'll come prepared and you can watch free!! :shock:
Mind you theres a cost she says :rascal:

Thought you were going to say he should come along and volunteer to be the tester - to see if it really works. cool
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what you mean he, i am the female of the partnership and happy to oblige :D :P
Quote by westerross
I have the solution.
You know the icy spray that the physio squirts onto players injuries to take the pain away on the pitch. (You know what's coming don't you!)
Just before you get in the car, unzip yer fly, stuff the little nozzle inside and give 'em a good squirt. They'll both instantly turn into two tight little walnuts. The only place they'll be trapped after that is upinside yer body cavities!
Job done.
Could be an interesting spectacle in Tesco's carpark.
.

I would pay good money to see that biggrin :D
Sam xx
Hate clowns with a passion, I don't find them funny but never really found them scary until the film "IT" was shown on tv....
Not sure if I don't like clowns because I don't like slapstick comedy either and that is the type of comedy that clowns embrace.......
lostie venturing into my neck of the woods, pm where you staying and will book same hotel xxxx
hi all
sam is celebrating reaching the grand old age of 40 by having a fun playnite at chameleons in darlaston.
we should be there after 8pm on friday the 11th.
please feel free to join us to help make it a nite to remember.
dave. biggrin
this may come over abit naive but what is "tantric massage"????
because don't want to miss out on something that might be very nice and fun biggrin
Quote by markz
This may seem a stupid question

I know I shouldn't find this funny............
But I do............. :giggle:
can i ask why, people ask lots of questions on the forum isn't that why it's here??????
isn't that how you learn new things, i am actually rather offended by your comment!!!!!!
when you log in it says forum on homepage sometimes says 90 other times 65 how is that so surely the amount of topics stay pretty much the same confused:
at moment my homepage says 68 forums!!!!!! wot does this mean???