
Quote by Snertsmate
OOOps!
Now if I assume the position how long a run up are you going to take:
very long
How many magazines do I need to stuff down my seat:
at least 4 telephone directories
Are we talking hand, slipper or cane:
yes
God, forget it ! Being spanked is just too dificult :!:
Can I trade the spanking in for a BJ: if you insist
Quote by Snertsmate
Can I add that to your credit you were honest about being a single guy!
There are a lot of people on here posing as couples in an attempt to get information, by tempting others to divulge locations hoping to get some female action there.
A quick check of a profile normally gives the game away.
Post says couple, profile single male:-
alarm bells.
Post says couple, profile says couple, only male pics:-
alarm bells.
No information on profile:-
alarm bells.
giving away secrets on how we spot the fakes grrrrrrr
You seem to have taken NWC's earlier comments on board so maybe you will make it out there. Good luck!