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Sarah
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 56
Straight Male, 56
UK

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Quote by markz
All men are single
Some are more single than others......

Where did you wander in from?? lol rolleyes:roll::roll:
Quote by I_am_joy
To find a single guy..............guess this kinda links in with the cheating thread. My needs are simple a single male to meet n have sex with , but no matter how precise my profile is they do seem to be as elusive as rockin horse poo.

How about putting an advert up in the photo ads? women seeking men section.
Good luck
Can they wait please till I have mended the fence and painted it!! :giggle:
Now we are on the right day lol
Have a wonderful day, Happy Birthday
Quote by GnV
I thought the cleaner unplugged it so she could do the hoovering? lol
Mal
wink

Unlike you to make sexist remarks Mal :grin:
Guess WHO did the hoovering in this house today?? :giggle:
No time scale given yet.
As already stated as Moderators there is nothing we can do, admin have been informed.
IMO
If they hadn't left the child / children alone that night as they went out to dinner, and left the kids with no babysitter, none of this would of happened.
According to the heading they were in London 29th April, so I think you have missed this one!
Either use the report abuse button on the profile, or submit a support ticket, or pm a mod who is showing on line.
Stories will get rejected if there is any thing under age mentioned (18), or illegal stuff and such like.
I have deleted stories that are only a few lines long or requests as they are not stories as such.
Helen
You have dave_notts missing pm's :giggle:
Hope you are well.
Go to tesco's website, and enter the details into the price checker bit, and if they are more expensive compared to asda, they will email you a double the difference voucher!
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Serves you right for perving!! :giggle:
bolt

careful, your halo is slipping......i think its stuck round your ankles with your knickers wink
My knickers are in the correct place!!!!rotflmao:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
Quote by Funlovers2009
We all have a moan and a groan when single guys have a couple's profile and rightly so, but I have noticed more and more single girl profiles lately, where the 'single' girl states that she only meets with her boyfriend/partner/husband.
THAT MAKES YOU A COUPLE!!!! banghead
Is this not false advertising?? A ploy to get more interest in her/their profile?? dunno
Why can't people just be honest?

Any ads like this please report, if the hubby / bf/ any other is there then it is a couple meeting, it will be looked at and dealt with if needed.
Quote by martinie
has anybody been or heared what the new club on th A1 near Tempsford Beds is its called Alternative Vanilla. I was thinking of visiting as l saw a lovely blond in the carpark one night last week as l sped by just wondered if any one could give me the heads up

http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/clubs/reviews-4254.html
Quote by carrie_doug
We posted an ad and have had no replies. Usually we'd have had 10-20 messages by now. Just wondering if the site's running as normal or are other people having trouble too?

Give people a chance, they may have already got stuff arranged for the weekend and have not had time to look at the ads as they are so busy shagging!! lol
Quote by essex34m
If it is free, Shirt and casuals, if it is £200, then it is a tux.

And very smart you looked too! lol
If it is only open to bi women or couples it will have to be a social.
As munches are events that are open to all.
We currently have rules governing how Munches are run and organised on here. Where people wish to organise a social event, we allow you to do your own thing, which is correct. Why should we dictate how you want to enjoy yourselves? However, due to recent circumstances, we have decided that certain conditions will apply to social events and parties publicised through Swinging Heaven. These are as follows:

1. The event is the responsibility of the organiser and a list of attendees is to be made available if requested.
2. If you know that banned people are attending you should state that this is the case as soon as known in the opening post.
Swinging Heaven is run for the good and benefit of its members, not anyone else. Wherever possible we endeavour to ensure that when you go to either a Munch or a Social, you can go knowing you will feel safe in the company of those attending.

Updated by admin 18 Nov 2008:
Its is ok to organise an event for charity provided that you are not making a profit either directly or indirectly, receipts etc must be made available if requested.
Its unacceptable for contributions to be mandatory, so if a social has a charity element included, then all contributions should be voluntary and not form an integral part of the cost for the night. To avoid confusion, this needs to be made clear at the time of posting, together with the exact costs (if any).

Added by admin team May 2010
Munch & Social Guide Guidelines (pdf)

Have a good time