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Sarah
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Quote by browning
My post was aimed at kentswingers wink
There is a big big difference between a british citizen and being british.
I don't read the mirror.
And, in my experience, people who pick up on other peoples spelling normally do so because they can't argue a point, but I could be wrong :wink:
I don't have any problem with torture.
I'll ask you this medway,
if your child had been kidnapped and the police had the man in a cell but he would not tell them where your child is and the child would die within 24hrs, and the copper said;
" I can torture him to get your childs location"
What would you say?
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Quote by sexy2barsitters
its not free according to their web site its £10

hi sara yes your right sara it states its a tenner on site have rang the number on the site and chatted to chris , its free for couples all you pay is a fiver deposit and you get 4 pound back they keep one pound for your towel , see you there if you can make it sexy2
So it is £1 then :giggle:
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Sarah
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Quote by Theladyisaminx
I am just nosey, but don't talk a lot. wink

Really!! lol :lol: :lol:
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Sarah
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No, once left that is it.
If there is a problem you could contact admin.
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Sarah
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I would guess you would be better off packing it in your hold baggage, and putting it on him when you are at your hotel.
It will save a lot of bother at the airport!!! especially if you are at one of the airports with these new body scan machine.
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Sarah
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Dino certified for the inane drivel he brings to this forum
Willxx69 certified for being certifiable!!
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Sarah
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Quote by Trojan_2007
i do wooburn in 40-45 mins from kensal about your sexy self,are you ariund tonight?

ahhh
Wooburn and Woburn are 2 different places!
The OP is in Woburn!
and my good sexy self is at home tonight, doing house work type stuff!! lol :lol:
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Sarah
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Woburn to Hayes in my reckoning is at least 1 hour plus....unless there are 2 Hayes' lol
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Sarah
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Which hole should he be in, and I'll move him!! lol
Edit:- moved to be with Bambi's club social.
Have a good time
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Sarah
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OK Warwick (bring it on) lol
This is your chance to be recertified, (you had better have a good reason rotflmao) and for any one else as well who has never been certified.
:giggle:
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Quote by warwick
I am not an Alien I am a free man
Free to anyone who will have me
Dino , Mr Davej Sir, Neilnolongerinleedsorishebackinleeds, sarah !!!!!!!
The cuts have started it appears and care in the community is cheaper it has to be long someones going to start certifying peeps again .
Its like Ive never ben away apart from the huge increase in wrinkles and empty wine bottles that is.
Now whose got change for a goldfish Im off down the pub :twisted:

poke I had to photograph your bum!!
Do you need certifying again???
2 hairy half eaten sweets in exchange for a goldfish! :giggle:
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Quote by charlie88
Took this clip from one profile, but there are many more. I'm a size 22, 38J chest, look like a coke bottle.....I also have the belly to go with the boobs, so boys if you don't like big and bouncy you WON'T like me.
Why can't people just come out with it. "Fat" is the actual word. Or obese if you're sensitive. Why do people always dress over the fact that they are overweight, by glorifying being unhealthy.
Big, Cuddly, a few extra pounds, bouncy? Come on, what do those words really mean. You figure it out.

Each to their own, it is up to each user how they describe themselves!
wave Hi warwick xx
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Sarah
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Buy 1 get 2 tubes free in a very well known supermarket at the moment!!!
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Sarah
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The last thing regular doggers want is all and sundry turning up, including the local plod to find out the cause of the traffic jam.
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Quote by HornyRed
community service n tagged.....where did it all go wrong? :doh:

Look on the bright side, at least you've joined one of the few sectors of public service that shows strong growth.
lol:lol:
Blimey, you two havent posted in earnest on here for bloody ages.
Then you both appear by chance on the same evening and start posting
in a manner reminiscent to what dino calls "the good ole days" like youve never been away ! dunno
Have you both been practicing in secret behind my back?? cos this is just too wierd blink
HR wave
You don't expect them to tell you, do you??? :lol: :lol:
kiss
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Sarah
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As there does not seem to be any news from the OP I am locking this for now to save any confusion.
Derek_kelp has posted 'ello everyone
Just to recap......if anyone wants to have a beer let me know....
Venue a minutes walk from Embankment tube......on the river
I can't post the name here (SH rules doh!) But floating and not a million miles from Charing Cross rail bridge.
onwards.
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Helensteve
Is this ment to be part of another thread? or is it a new thread on items worn on that day?
If you let me or one of the other Mods know, we can move this for you.
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Quote by vodka_babe22uk
grrrrrr hold up stockings that wont stay up any ideas ladies

Sellotape
Gaffer tape
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Sarah
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A large bowl of sweets for the local kids who come round with their parents.
I make them sing me a song first / or they have to put their hand in a black sack which contains wet leaves (except they don't know that)
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Tweeky
Fluffer is a terms that comes from the porn film industry, where the fluffer got the male actors 'hard for action',once hard the actors would move on to the main action.
The fluffer was normaly female.
I hope this helps :giggle:
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Quote by Dirtygirly

Blow job game, anyone? :-)

I'm almost scared to ask... blow job game? dunno
:scared:
Well it goes some thing like this:-
1. Blindfold & hand tie 2 willing females, sit them on chairs in a room, with the other female watchers. (males at this point downstairs)
2. Arrange for 2 female 'fluffers' in another room
3. Arrange for those male's who wish to take part to visit the 'fluffers' for 2 mins each, once duly fluffed the males then move on to the room with the 2 blindfolded females.
4. Blindfolded females then have to guess who the male is by BJ only, and have about 2 mins!
5. Repeat the process till all the males who want have taken part.
6. Some where along the line, make sure the males that have been round once, don't keep coming back again to visit the fluffers, as they enjoyed it so much :giggle: :redface Party hostess at this point needs to arrange for soft drinks or similar for the fluffers / blindfolded females. (it is thirsty work you know)
6. See if the blindfolded females have guessed correctly.
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