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Sarcasticcupid
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 46
0 miles · Stoke-on-Trent

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Im in the process of buying a new laptop but its actually stressing me out so if anyone can help me out it would be appreciated cool
Quote by Cherrytree
This is a very common scam and has been around for some time and does catch alot of people out.
Is it wrong that I wanna become a scammer ? :cry:

Why would you want to become a scammer?
I didnt mean it :shock:
I wrote a few stories and posted them on Literotica and got quite alot of good feedback, but this was over 4 years ago. Ive just re read some of them and they made me cringe lol
This is a very common scam and has been around for some time and does catch alot of people out.
Is it wrong that I wanna become a scammer ? :cry:
Quote by Mistress_39
A bounce on my trampoline this afternoon followed by a nice glass of red...............I love Sundays.

:shock: Is this a euphemism I've yet to catch on to?! lol
Nola you are funny!
Its a bounce on a trampoline! Its a 14 footer if anyone wants to bounce too.
I was just going to write that its not sex related until I remembered a late night bounce with one of my friends, naked redface surprisedops:
The injury risk factor must be high, surely ? lol
If the answer given is not acceptable
is there a form of punishment ?
If not I suggest this be a new rule :small-print:
Quote by jaymar
1) I've been working 6/7 this week so far... tommorow will make it 7/7.
2) We're skint
3) I'm quite content to sit in and have a few drinks with my hubby
4) I'm a mother and I'm trying to control a 16 yr old so me staying in (imo) gives stability at this moment in time..
well... you did ask! :shock: wink

and breathe lol
Quote by Freckledbird
My excuse is Have I Got News For You ...still the funniest thing on TV.

Havent seen that in years
I was too upset bout Angus Deayton getting fired
Are Merton and Hislop still on the show ?
Yep - they're still there. TBH.... Angus getting kicked turned out to be a good thing - they've had some brilliant guest presenters since then. :thumbup:
Boris was funny! lol
Was he the presenter ? :shock:
Quote by MikeNorth
My excuse is Have I Got News For You ...still the funniest thing on TV.

Havent seen that in years
I was too upset bout Angus Deayton getting fired
Are Merton and Hislop still on the show ?
My excuse is because I have no life
What are your reasons for being in on a friday night ?
Quote by fem_4_taboo
see you have quite a nice portable few inchs in your 3rd pic :twisted:
xx fem

lol
thanks redface
I have a 14 inch portable
I hardly ever watch tv
I guess if I did then I would have a more stylish set
Quote by fem_4_taboo
away from the wall, if not then you would be grabbing against the wall for the loo roll. and it would be rolling backwards.
these are very importent things in life, without this the world would stop spinning. :shock:
so scones ... do you put the cream or jam on first?
xx fem xx

Gotta be the cream first
The Cheeky Girls The Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum)
I dont own it
but I feel shame for the people that do
Quote by creampie123
Mine would probably have to be Cleopatra's album, but it felt so good at the time :P
Miss Cream xxx

I think I remember them
3 black sisters ?
Quote by TanKinky
After looking again
"Im a scatman" is probably the most embaressing
does anyone actually remember that ?

oh i love that song!!
Hmmm ive inspired something :thrilled:
most embarrassing??
Aqua - barbie girl redface
sorry im not old enough to have vinyls that ive bought myself
Just watched the scatman vid on youtube
and my face is like >>> :shock: <<<
Quote by bigbuns2
There u r freckled bird i've got u so arroused u need a lady wank.
Now how many men can manage that?

Strange creature you are
Quote by Freckledbird
*gets popcorn*

No need, I think I'm wasting my breath so I'm going to find something interesting to do. Like have a ladywank. wink
Lol
have fun