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I've got it, I've got it, I've got it!
Jim'll Fix It:D
I'm so happy :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Ermm, sorry, bit carried away there
WEHEY!!!!!
Glad it's over.....
M
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What is parallel parking ?
I know some won't believe me, but that is a real question.
I'm not kidding. :confused:
Seeing as noone else is taking you seriously...
Parallel parking is reversing into a space between two obstructions (cars etc) so that you end up parked parallel to the kerb (ie reversing into a space on the road rather than a long one in a car park)
HTH
Mike
There always used to be one on Albert Road in Pompey, but I'm not sure if it's still there...
OK - just did a quick websearch on it and found this site...
Apparently there are two sex shops in Portsmouth, the aforementioned one on Albert Rd and one on Commercial Rd opposite McDonalds (handy if you're peckish after the drive
)
Hope this helps...
Mike
OK - just did a quick websearch on it and found this site...
Apparently there are two sex shops in Portsmouth, the aforementioned one on Albert Rd and one on Commercial Rd opposite McDonalds (handy if you're peckish after the drive
)Hope this helps...
Mike
:doh: :doh:OK being the trusting fun loving sort I am, I have been trying to arrange a meet with a local couple for some fun...
It all seemed to be going well but we might have got a little bogged down in e-mail...
What do you think??
This is the entire mail history with names and numbers edited out to protect the not so innocent!
Them: Hi you look fine to us so are you in ********* and can you accomadate also can you send a full nude please thanks P and L
Me:Hi P and L,
Yes I am able to accommodate in ******* and have attached a picture. Is there anything else I can tell you?
Mike
Them: we are very interested when do you want us to come by the way are you cut or uncut
Me: Hi there,
Thanks for the mail. It would be very good to meet you both soon. I am around tonight and Friday night this week, I am also free Friday afternoon if you can make it then?
I guess the best thing to do would be for you to call me xxxxxxx and we can sort things out from there…
Mike
PS I am cut.
Me: HI guys,
Just wondered whether you had any plans for the weekend?
Mike
Them: we are away this weekend
Me: Have a good time and enjoy your trip
Them: HI WE ARE NOT GOING NOW SO CAN COME TONIGHT SEND US FULL ADDRESS WILL COME ABOUT 7-8 YOU DO KNOW P’S NOT SLIM ALSO I WOULD LIKE TO VIDEO IT
Me: Hi, thanks for the mail. I have now made plans for today and this evening and may not be able to make it. I will be around tomorrow evening if that’s any good? I am also around Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday of next week and some time during the following weekend.
Thanks
Mike
Them: hi there can you make tonight ,we are both going to work now will get back 5-6 so can come about our mobile number is xxxxxxxx
Me: Tried to call a couple of times but only got voice mail…can only assume that you are unable to make it. Am in all evening so if you get the chance give me a call on xxxxxx
Mike
Them: hi we have left our phone in hubbys bothers car will have it today after 10am when do you want to meet
Them: we would like to come tonight or tomorrow tony wants to video it if thats ok please ring us after 10 today thanks or email today and we will have a look at our emails when we get in at 5
Me: Tried to call, left message on voice mail. Give me a call if you are around later and we can sort something out…
Would be good to talk
M
Them: would like to come to you next saturday night 23rd can you send a full nude and face shot so we no your genuine thanks
Me: I have already sent you full nude and face photos, together with my mobile phone number, street address and post code. I have called you several times, left messages and e-mails and am yet to get an answer or call back. I am afraid that I have done as much as I can to prove who I am. I wish you luck in finding someone who will provide more proof.
It all seemed to be going well but we might have got a little bogged down in e-mail...
What do you think??
This is the entire mail history with names and numbers edited out to protect the not so innocent!
Them: Hi you look fine to us so are you in ********* and can you accomadate also can you send a full nude please thanks P and L
Me:Hi P and L,
Yes I am able to accommodate in ******* and have attached a picture. Is there anything else I can tell you?
Mike
Them: we are very interested when do you want us to come by the way are you cut or uncut
Me: Hi there,
Thanks for the mail. It would be very good to meet you both soon. I am around tonight and Friday night this week, I am also free Friday afternoon if you can make it then?
I guess the best thing to do would be for you to call me xxxxxxx and we can sort things out from there…
Mike
PS I am cut.
Me: HI guys,
Just wondered whether you had any plans for the weekend?
Mike
Them: we are away this weekend
Me: Have a good time and enjoy your trip
Them: HI WE ARE NOT GOING NOW SO CAN COME TONIGHT SEND US FULL ADDRESS WILL COME ABOUT 7-8 YOU DO KNOW P’S NOT SLIM ALSO I WOULD LIKE TO VIDEO IT
Me: Hi, thanks for the mail. I have now made plans for today and this evening and may not be able to make it. I will be around tomorrow evening if that’s any good? I am also around Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday of next week and some time during the following weekend.
Thanks
Mike
Them: hi there can you make tonight ,we are both going to work now will get back 5-6 so can come about our mobile number is xxxxxxxx
Me: Tried to call a couple of times but only got voice mail…can only assume that you are unable to make it. Am in all evening so if you get the chance give me a call on xxxxxx
Mike
Them: hi we have left our phone in hubbys bothers car will have it today after 10am when do you want to meet
Them: we would like to come tonight or tomorrow tony wants to video it if thats ok please ring us after 10 today thanks or email today and we will have a look at our emails when we get in at 5
Me: Tried to call, left message on voice mail. Give me a call if you are around later and we can sort something out…
Would be good to talk
M
Them: would like to come to you next saturday night 23rd can you send a full nude and face shot so we no your genuine thanks
Me: I have already sent you full nude and face photos, together with my mobile phone number, street address and post code. I have called you several times, left messages and e-mails and am yet to get an answer or call back. I am afraid that I have done as much as I can to prove who I am. I wish you luck in finding someone who will provide more proof.
One question:
If you threw your boots in a pile at the end of the bed it is possible that the guy in question may have genuinely picked it up thinking it was his... Have you actually made any attempt to contact him and ask him if he may have picked it up by mistake? If he has he may be genuine and honest and mortified!
If you threw your boots in a pile at the end of the bed it is possible that the guy in question may have genuinely picked it up thinking it was his... Have you actually made any attempt to contact him and ask him if he may have picked it up by mistake? If he has he may be genuine and honest and mortified!
