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Sassi
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Sassi
Orgasminator
Oh, forgot to ask, who/ when/ where meeting up on fri evening pls.......... sorry, i'm a klutz redface
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Sassi
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Please Mr Minty, can you let me know where/when people are meeting up sat daytime please as i feel the need to whup Carpet's ass at bowling :happy:
( ffs, don't tell him i can't bowl for toffee pls :doh: )
Are we nearly there yet ?????????
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Sassi
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Pics??? there's gonna be pics???? lol
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Sassi
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Your speciality tho harry lol
is this still on, if so, when??
btw, change me to single fem pls lol
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Sassi
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Happy birthday Dawnie, have loads fun
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Sassi
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Erm, kinda need taking off couples list n putting on single fems list......... soz fitter, ya knows i love ya redface
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Sassi
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Ffs...................does that carol get 1st in every fekkin queue or what rolleyes
Yeah, you can probably count me n gunner in too bouncy wink
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Sassi
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Carpet..................do you EVEN need to ask.... i'm already there mate biggrin ......
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Sassi
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Errr, i still haven't had my invite fir this disco yet?
How do i know where it is or anything?
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Sassi
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Just out of interest, my buffday that month too!!!
Oh, and i so owe Jus a pressie from last year redface
And i got a nice gold lame jacket to go with Mad Mel's catsuit, don't want her catching cold now do we wink
Oh, and just who is responsible for teaching Mad Mel how to post on forum's?? We'll just never shut her up now rolleyes
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Sassi
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Oh, i so so so need to come. I am of course way too young to remember the 70's or it's music rolleyes but hey ho, sounds fun anyway :twisted:
Just one thing, if Mr Bouncy coming, can we please demand that he smiles :shock:
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Sassi
Orgasminator
Hmmmmmmmmmm, miss gunner just gone running out the door, muttering something about wedding gown shopping rolleyes
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Sassi
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#AHEM AHEM# Allure, i is Mrs sid no 2, so get thee behind me lol.
got nothing to say about this so called party thingy, as didn't attend and don't know what everyone ranting on about wink
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Sassi
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Genuine reason for this post, and it's that it is my first post from oxford lol
That's it, i have arrived!!!!!!!!!
Does oxford know what it's in for?????
Is it ready for us???????
will it ever recover???????
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Sassi
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Debb, you shock me!!! Me? Moi? Spamming?? Huh, indeed!!
I am but the spam counter Debb my dear :twisted:
I have become totally dissinterested with shouting, screaming, begging, pleading, kajoling gunner to get his ass off the fekkin pc and do something as we need to set off in 30mins and the list of stuff 'to-do' is still fekkin endless!!!
So endless in fact, that i have now decided impossible, and sat my own ass at pc lol
Oh lord, fekk it!!!!!!!!!!!
What the fekk have i let myself in for here? rolleyes
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Sassi
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Right , so what happened to the 50 page forum??
Can i not trust you lot to get anyhting right on your own???
well, i simply HAVE to blame it on the total lack of contribution from (sinner's list follows)-
Bunny
Monkey boy emo type dude
Jus
JuicyBBW
And last, but my no means least.........
LIZZIE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You lot have so much to answer for tut tut, letting the BBW room down, need to break that record!!
''It wasn't me, nobody saw me doing it, and you can't prove a thing !!''
BRING IT ON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sassi
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Mr Ask, for me, it could only be 'lazy bastard jeans n t-shirt'!! wink
''It wasn't me, nobody saw me do it, and you can't prove a thing!!''
BRING IT ON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sassi
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Why thank you Pepps, i'm flattered ! redface
I shall, of course, return the snog wholeheartedly to you both :twisted:
''It wasn't me, nobody saw me do it, and you can't prove a thing!!''
BRING IT ON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sassi
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Well, my two suitcases are packed lol , oh and of course, gunner's carrier bag too :twisted: .
''It wasn't me, nobody saw me do it, and you can't prove a thing!!''
BRING IT ON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sassy_H :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz:
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Sassi
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TN....... Sassy is a spammer # cough, splutter, choke # :shock:
A little phrase of mum's comes to mind here..... can't quite remember it ........ consisted of a pot, a kettle and the colour black !!!! :twisted:
If i remember it when the blonde moment has passed, i'll let you know ! :twisted:
''It wasn't me, nobody saw me do it, and you can't prove a thing!!''
BRING IT ON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sassi
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What do you mean , anoraks are NOW sexy n trendy?
I thought they already were redface
(Runs to hide favourite anorak from view) rolleyes
''It wasn't me, nobody saw me do it, and you can't prove a thing !!''
BRING IT ON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sassy_H :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz:
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Sassi
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For the benefit of Harry Jones? #ahem# a likely tale young lady!!!!
Debb, you have sooooooooo turned into an anorak wink
''It wasn't me, nobody saw me do it, and you can't prove a thing!!''
BRING IT ON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sassi
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By the way, does anyone know the latest NEWS?? Or should i buy a paper ? rolleyes lol :twisted: wink
''It wasn't me, nobody saw me do it, and you can't prove a thing!!''
BRING IT ON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sassi
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Gonna have to take the 5th on that one Debb, being that forewarned is forearmed n so on n so on.......... :twisted: wink
''It wasn't me, nobody saw me do it, and you can't prove a thing!!''
BRING IT ON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sassi
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Oh ok Debb, fairy snuff!!!!
But i was kinda hoping to be scraping a bit more than barrels next week hun :twisted: .
Was thinking more along the lines of skin off people's backs n bums :twisted: wink .
Did i just say that??
Really???
Ooops!!
Getting tad clumsy these days rolleyes .
''It wasn't me, nobody saw me doing it, and you can't prove a thing!!''
BRING IT ON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sassi
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Hmmmmmm, poor excuse for an extra spam that Debb!!! Seriously scraping the barrel now my dear :twisted: .
''It wasn't me, nobody saw me do it, and you can't prove a thing !!''
BRING IT ON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sassi
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Errrr, this ain't me by the way!!!! I'm in bed, fast asleep, been on nights n all that !! rolleyes .
''It wasn't me, nobody saw me do it, and you can't prove a thing!!''
BRING IT ON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sassi
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Char, please can we have Gary Okey at the do, so me n Jus can strut our stuff on stage after the compulsory litre of bacardi redface rolleyes .
''It wasn't me, nobody saw me do it, and you can't prove a thing!!''
BRING IT ON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sassy_H :taz: :karaoke: :embarrased2:
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Sassi
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44DD, honey, are you doubting the behaviour of the lovely Mel??? Such a sweet, lovely, unassuming, well behaved little treasure is our Mel you know :twisted: .
''It wasn't me, nobody saw me do it, and you can't prove a thing!!''
BRING IT ON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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