I can't believe this:-
Some geezer joins,
on his first day posts something that is in all probability a wind up,
and people then have to spend two pages over the next couple of days discussing
" Shouldn't they be using condoms? "
Have we got so many life shortages?
Where's the original poster in all of this?
Gone to get on with his. That's where :!: :!: :!:
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Snertsmate
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 65
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:) :) :) :)
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: 
And what about all the young couples that know nothing of dogging and think " hmmm this is a nice quiet place to park up and have a shag " especially if they've got no home to stay in?
You seem to have the idea that just because we might think of a place as a dogging site, no one else can use it for any other reason!
At the end of the day it's a car park and if others want to use it for whatever purpose they have almost certainly have more rights than you do to use it for dogging.
You seem to have the idea that just because we might think of a place as a dogging site, no one else can use it for any other reason!
At the end of the day it's a car park and if others want to use it for whatever purpose they have almost certainly have more rights than you do to use it for dogging.
:lol:
:evil: :evil: Sorry to hear about your little accident.
Take note of Risenphoenix's comments I had both hands in plaster once with a similar problem and it's painfull when you get use of them again.
Tell you what you really find out who your friends are then :!:
The other thing that helps is to get hold of a pair of Chinese healthy balls.
No don't go castrating a Chinaman :!:
They're the metal ones like big ball bearings and you rotate them around each other in your hand, you can even get musical ones if you like. Just make sure that you get the right size as you'll never manage properly if they are too big.
The other thing is afterwards don't get carried away and do the same thing with any gentlemen friends they won't appreciate it Chinese or not :!: :!: :!:
Take note of Risenphoenix's comments I had both hands in plaster once with a similar problem and it's painfull when you get use of them again.
Tell you what you really find out who your friends are then :!:
The other thing that helps is to get hold of a pair of Chinese healthy balls.
No don't go castrating a Chinaman :!:
They're the metal ones like big ball bearings and you rotate them around each other in your hand, you can even get musical ones if you like. Just make sure that you get the right size as you'll never manage properly if they are too big.
The other thing is afterwards don't get carried away and do the same thing with any gentlemen friends they won't appreciate it Chinese or not :!: :!: :!:
:evil: :D :evil:The point is Photoman, most of us already know one another and are sure that there won't be any hassles.
I'm not saying you are but what if you were a press photoman?
Even if you were and people had got to know you and trust that you left your work at home you'd be welcome but since they don't you're going to have to hang about a bit longer and work on it a bit more and maybe next time.
Whinging about it isn't going to help :!:
I'm not saying you are but what if you were a press photoman?
Even if you were and people had got to know you and trust that you left your work at home you'd be welcome but since they don't you're going to have to hang about a bit longer and work on it a bit more and maybe next time.
Whinging about it isn't going to help :!:
Well I suppose I might be tempted back but do I need vetting 
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My ex wife mentioned something about that but then her mother started talking about two house bricks.
Time for a
Just make it a weekend. That drive there and back nearly kills me, OK it's all the Coke that kills me but I still feel like shit!
How about a spit roast :?:
Bambi's mum should be up for it :!:
:bolt:
: My ex wife mentioned something about that but then her mother started talking about two house bricks.
Time for a
Just make it a weekend. That drive there and back nearly kills me, OK it's all the Coke that kills me but I still feel like shit!
How about a spit roast :?:
Bambi's mum should be up for it :!:
:bolt:
Who the fuck are you then
Well in answer
I am still a member :!:
I am also known to some of this community, respectful to others, and quite capable of saying what I want to without resorting to this sort of drivel.
Can you say the same:
I have never even in my newest of newbie days posted endless one liners.
It seems like I'm not the only one to receive this type of mail for saying something that you did not like; so perhaps it's better that you find some other venue to vent your pent up frustrations.
Was that the door slaming behind you :?:
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And who gave you the keys to the city? If you have not got anything constructive to say then say nothing at all you ignoramous.
Its sad losers like you that spoil the world for every other decent person.
Get a life you obnoxious piece of shit and find something to occupy that miniscule amoeba that you claim to be a brain.
Well in answer
I am still a member :!:
I am also known to some of this community, respectful to others, and quite capable of saying what I want to without resorting to this sort of drivel.
Can you say the same
:I have never even in my newest of newbie days posted endless one liners.
It seems like I'm not the only one to receive this type of mail for saying something that you did not like; so perhaps it's better that you find some other venue to vent your pent up frustrations.
Was that the door slaming behind you :?:
