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Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 58
0 miles · East Ayrshire

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Oh I came out with medication all right.
Got the spray, anti coagulants, beta blockers and Cholesterol reducing drug too.
Any more pills and I'lll rattle when I walk. lol
Well I got the ACS bit cos I steamed open the letter I'm supposed to give my GP.
My Consultant never showed the whole time I was in.
Thanks for the heartwarming concern though. confused
Not long out of hospital after mysterious chest pains last weekend meant me being incarcerated by the glorious NHS.
As usual, they tell you little and play with as many machines as possible.
Can anyone shed any light on what Acute Coronary Syndrom means, and if it's life threatening, could someone please shag me to death. lol
My Cholesterol level is 7.8 (genetic apparently, as I eat carefully), which has got to make me tastier than your average schmoe. C'mon baby, try full fat, ya know ya want to. LOL ;)
As an ex Rugby player, some of the gals have asked me to ask you, that Wintogreen will not be used as a lube?
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Hello, we are new to this site and the swinging world. not sure exaclty how to go about things or what!
anyone fancy helpin us before we make an idiot of ourselves - mind u thats not hard so dont worry too much
any advice wud be appreciated
thanks, R+M
:angel:

Best thing to do, is what everyone else on here has done in the past.
Invite me over and hump me silly.
It's a chore sometimes, but I don't mind helping y'all get started. biggrin ;)
Probably because I run my own discussion forums, and moderate on others, I was particularly conscious of reading all the rules and a lot of threads before I posted an Intro here.
i don't think it was lame, and I made no mention of disproprtionate or prehensile genitalia as others have done.
No action yet having said that, but I'd rather hang around and work out who I get on with, than drop my flies for the first old trout that's on heat. ;)
Well I dunno if it's just me or not, but the Lady Mods on this site all seem to have gorgeous bums going by the Avatars, so at he moment one of my fantasies involves those. ;)
Methinks loughborough is trying to see how gullible these snooping reporters are. ;)
We should really dupe them into a set up in a bdsm Gay club. :twisted:
Eagerslut.
What's with all the cybernetic android attachements?
You Borg? lol
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Nowt wrong with us lot up north! Always welcoming!
Rick biggrin

maybe that's why he had to make his own tea, he didn't know the translation for "please may I have a cup of tea"
I am SOOOO gonna regret that one! :twisted: :twisted:
Noboday say's please down there! ;)
Any chance of an invite for little old me?
I have mates in an Abba tribute show that can lend me the wigs n tite satin trousers. biggrin
Well James,
they all stem from jealousy over our perfect physique as you know, and we need to show tolerance of those less desirable than ourselves, however inadequate we may make them feel.
It's a curse, but so long as we don't rub our inferior's noses in it, there should be no problem. ;)
Thanks everyone.
The experience has been great so far.
Hope to get to meet some of you nice peeps this year. biggrin
Not without mentioning The Sensational Alex Harvey band you don't.
BTW, Rod Stewart just wishes he was Scottish. ;)
I know, I know :cry:
Mystery guest?
I could cook and act as butler? lol
Had a barely white Xmas, and a fair bit in the highlands.
Mostly it's rained since July, and we've had gale force winds for the last two months.
-5C here this morning. sad
John Martin, Martin Taylor, The Bluebells, Texas, Gun.....
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Aww thanks for calling me a nice lady song redface I know what you mean about matromonial hell I have been through the same thing...divorced now and all I want is a bit of fun...well a lot of fun actualy.

Dang, two seconds on the forum, and I'm smitten already.
"Rooooooxanne, you don't have wear that dress tonight!" biggrin
Eddie Readers brother has a band called The Trashcan Sinatra's
Hi, new here.
A nice lady suggested my intro should go in here, so....
Sane, solvent recently seperated guy aged 37.
Used to be extremely fit n athletic, just starting to flag a bit now.
All me own hair smile
Eternally childish sense of humour, so fun to be with in happy company.
Suffered 18 years of monogamous matrimonial hell, and have severed my chains in one last bid for wild hedonistic pleasure.
I travel al over the UK, so all party invites welcome.
I'm a reasonable cook, and put the toilet lid down when I'm finished. lol
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There's LOADS.
Early Simple Minds, Hue and Cry, Hipsway, Deacon Blue, The River Detectives.......
eh!! Horse. If you've never heard Horse, shame on you. Go out and get an education.
the Laird

Ooh, I worked with Horse and The River Detectives back in the 80's.
Don't forget The Average White Band, Annie Lennox, Claire Grogan, The Bay City Rollers, Wet Wet Wet, Nazareth, Big Country, Lulu, Darius (cringe), Michelle(binge), The Kevin McDermott Orchestra. smile