Quote by Vicky_uk
**puts her hand up**
Im going
will see you there if your going spongebob come and say hi
Yeah Hopefully you will
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Quote by little gem
Well I was going to offer my services too until I read all the thread and went back and checked the dates.
Well next time you wanna go clubbing can I volunteer my services please
Awwww, spongey... Thanks ever so much for the offer but I'll catch you at a social sometime.
Gem. x
Now there is something a lad cannot wait for (Let me go and get myself on the list for all the upcoming socials)
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Quote by little gem@ MCB "is a bit yummy"
Wonder who on earth said that one M2pu? ;) :lol:
He actually does look a bit like you think he would, hence the reason he's no longer on my "to do" list... you can't shag a man who wears a sweater over a polo-neck top! :lol: It's against the unwritten rules.
Im curious to know what a few people on here look like...m2pu, you are one of them! :lol:
I look like that bloke in your sketch book Gem
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Quote by naughtynymphos1
All,
while I'm not quite new to the site (been registered for some time now)
says you only joined today
oooo good spot, the thinking man's Miss Marple except much hotter
ops: :oops: hey i have 3 daughters nothing and i mean NOTHING gets past me
Impressive, You must be like Charlies Angels and all those other hotties from my childhood TV fantasies
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Quote by Kniphofia
If someone sends an identical e-mail to several addresses, most filters will guess them to be spam, and put them in the Junk file.
Actually, a good thing in some ways: it's one way of telling whether you've had a thought-out reply to your ad, or whether it's just some bloke sending a round-robin to loads of people. But does mean you need to glance in the Junk.
In that case I wish mine would work like that, I have a friend who insists on forwarding every mail he gets to everyone in his address book, Granted some of the jokes are funny but most are drivel and that annoying chain letter stuff
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Quote by bluexxx
Well you're lucky that you arrived just in time to enrol on the Swinging Heaven Advanced Sexual Techniques and Practices Course.
Queue over there
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
Make sure you take two passport sized photographs with you (NOT cock shots!), one for your photo-ID to get into the SH Towers Learning Centre and one for the staff to put on their wall to admire how pretty you are
Oooo Can I sign up too please
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Quote by naughtynymphos1
Not that I want to tihnk too much about being rogered by a girl with a strap on, but why should it be any different than anal with a girl? Who say it has to be done doggy style? Missionary can be much more personal, allow shallower penetration and feel better for both parties.
you know you do really
so never having owned a strap on... are they quite flexible.. will the bend slightly to allow for multiple positions.. as i was thinking the same things as bucksfuncpl...
and maybe id quite like to see the look onhisface.
you can do everything with a strap on that you can do with a cock....except cum :lol:
If they invent a strap on that does that then us blokes are either redundant or are gonna have to get used to bending over :shock:
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Not been in the position myself but if I was I would ask them to stop firstly and if they were unwilling to do that then I suppose I would just stop what I was doing and leave. You should never feel that you are in an uncomfortable position (No pun intended) while having your fun and decent swingers wouldn't put you in the position
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This is all so true and is of great help to a newbie like me, I find it easier to talk, chat or flirt with someone given the benefit of Chatrooms/Forums/MSN or text. It's even easier to talk over the phone.
I agree once you are face to face with someone it's so much more difficult partly due to the fact that you can see the other persons reaction to anything and everything you say and do. When hiding behind the mask of anonimity in whatever form you have a confidence or bravado which allows you to say things that you might feel uncomfortable saying face to face.
I've been texting someone today and the conversation got near to the knuckle on more than one occasion but we were sat in the same room 2-3 hours before that and could hardly say a word to each other.
I'd love to find a cure for this problem too
I agree once you are face to face with someone it's so much more difficult partly due to the fact that you can see the other persons reaction to anything and everything you say and do. When hiding behind the mask of anonimity in whatever form you have a confidence or bravado which allows you to say things that you might feel uncomfortable saying face to face.
I've been texting someone today and the conversation got near to the knuckle on more than one occasion but we were sat in the same room 2-3 hours before that and could hardly say a word to each other.
I'd love to find a cure for this problem too
