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Steve_Lincs
Over 90 days ago
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0 miles · Grantham

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Quote by Clare_Lincs
hey ches..........oops sorry steve! i dont mean to be cruel its just well they get what they want then let them selves go. you must agree if you have a wife?

Hmmmm - I can't see anyevidence of that with Steve's wife!
Alex kiss
Ok so im a dragon am i??????
Better than being a tw*t any day in my book.
Yep thats my wife,no dragon im sure you'd agree woman on here ive met is lovely and most of them are married.
For some reference material check the following:
Alexandra,Blue,Dawn_Mids,Calista,Jas,Venus,Vix,xxDevil69 (mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm) and thats just the first few off the top of my i put every lovely womens name down from here i'd be here all night,theyre all wonderful!!!
Well done there Sarge,3000 posts of utter gob shite,but the kind of gob shite i like biggrin lol lol
Well if you speak about her like that then theres no great surprise. rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes
So are you Mr Perfect then??
Well said hun,theres not much i can add as youve put bloody everything,but there are people on here that are worth a million of the kind of people we know.
Its a shame that most of you live so far away from us (and we don't drive)because it would be great to be able to meet more of just at munches and i don't mean sexually because we class you all as friends as well as lovers,he he lol wink
Quote by fruity1976
Its a mixture of everything really,impossible to pin point.
Clare is amazing and i think that comes from knowing everything about each other :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

definetly a benefit of a longer term partner eh!! You get to know what buttons to push, its soo good to be able to know that I can turn mine on or make him cum, makes me horny as fuck thinking about it! confused
Yep that does it for me too :twisted: :twisted:
We'll have to compare notes wink lol
Its a mixture of everything really,impossible to pin point.
Clare is amazing and i think that comes from knowing everything about each other :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by xxdevil69
(well not so difficult for me coz Steves happy if theyve got 2 tits and a nice arse rolleyes lol )

sad And I thought I was special..... lol
Oh Devil you definately are an exception wink wink wink
We don't and i don't think that we ever views on swinging are that we do it together for our pleasure,so i don't think that we'll be doing that at all.
Oi cheeky bitch,i thought that you'd all forgotten about that.
At least i got out of singing at the munch flipa
Quote by layzeedean
make sure u tuck yer willy in yer boxers b4 u pull yer zip.............. :fuckinghell: deanxx

Ouch that brings back some memories and ive still got a purple mark on me bell end to proove it :shock:
Nothing has been organised yet,we'll be sorting it all out at the start of next year,but it will be along the same lines as the last one biggrin
This was the previous thread
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/21377.html
Is it me or have about 5 posts on this just dissapeared,and i promise i'm not on something (except Clare :twisted: ) :shock:
Quote by Clare_Lincs
well done kiss oooooooh that was a cheap one to get our 100

A passionkiss for you then wink
So what do i get hun for being over 1000 lol wink (do i get it in person)
Right you lot keep asking so YOU DECIDE!!!
We are deffo doing another nottingham munch so we want you to decide end of April or End of May
(has to be end of month for pay day lol )
So let us know what you think biggrin
Quote by Clare_Lincs

I thought all males sniffed their underpants when they took them off to see if they 'really' need to go in washing. rotflmao

Thanks for owning up to that one lol
But i thought that the done thing was to chuck em at a wall and if they dont stick then theyre clean :shock:
No hun,you wait till they start walking of theyre own accord,and if hitting them a few times doesnt work,only then do you wash them,or lick lol lol lol :shock:
Quote by GenHertsCpl
Is that a promise or a threat!! :twisted:

Oh both :twisted: :twisted: hump passionkiss kiss blast :wanker: sillyhwoar: :rascal:
Quote by steveg_nw
Eat my shorts! flipa
Steve

What flavour are they?? lol
How the bleedin hell should I know? dunno
Steve
Cheese confused:
Quote by GenHertsCpl
I have to give every member who's done over 100 posts a prize too? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Erm yes please lol wink
Ill be looking forward to mine then!! wink
If Blue can't be arsed,i'll help,i'm sure i could do something for evry hundred youve done :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by mollyandchris
Probably pasting in the Chris man to the site
Chris

WTF does that mean dunno (thought you were cooking dinner anyway) :shock:
Well at least youve done it a more leasurely pace than a certain post whore wife of mine lol lol lol lol
Congrats Misschief kiss
Quote by bluexxx
I have to give every member who's done over 100 posts a prize too? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Erm yes please lol wink
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEdoes anyone have any pics from the munch????
Ours are crap,so again............PLEASE worship worship worship worship worship
Quote by Clare_Lincs
Steve & Clare, wouldn`t it be simplest all round if you just organised a weekly munch?
Be like shelling peas after a while wink

Ok but we need sponsorship,any offers??? lol
And a bloody hole in the head lol lol
Quote by Clare_Lincs
My pm box and Steves have both just died since the munch,we got sooo many before it organising it all and now theyre not coming in every five minutes,not fair :cry:

She hasnt quite got this the munch Clare was getting pm's every five minutes,and i was getting about one or two a day,now Clares still getting ten or so a day and i'm getting zilch (apart from the one thats just popped up from Vix kiss ).
So don't listen to her she gets loads,its me that needs them.
Thats great news biggrin i'm really glad for you.
Just hope Clare doesnt start getting broody,at least ive had the snip.
Quote by dazandlou
Wicked pix - they need captions underneath saying who everyone is though, lol!!!

We know,we know lol
Well i can tell you that i'm in the top one with Vix and Clares in the second one with Vix (god she gets around lol ).I can't tell you anymore without consent,sorry.