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Steve_Lincs
Over 90 days ago
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0 miles · Grantham

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Hi there wave
BTW You only qualify to be in with a chance if you and the missus are stunning,we have terribly high standards you know.......................um wait a minute we fancy half the reprabates on here,so dismiss the previous statement rotflmao
Hope you enjoy it here.
Sorry Leedscpl that we havent got back,but we don't have that much time to reply to each and every post,we try but its you had read the original post you would have seen though that anyone who had joined after July wouldnt be able to come.
Ok hun,i'll just get the doctor to adjust your medication :shock:
Welcome back my darling kiss passionkiss hump :inlove: :therethere: :high-smile: sillyhwoar: :love: :rose:
Congratulations Heather and Kent host,you should go to the tabloids and show swingings not such a bad thing :shock: wink (like they wouldnt alter it to show you as two headed wierdo's).
Anyway the whole thing with single guys never seems to have always advertised as couple seeking couples,but everytime we bump our ad back up we get about half couples and half single guys trying to add us (never single women though!!).It seems to get worse with a pic page as well,we get more singles now that we have one than we ever did before.
I'm afraid its something you have to learn to live with,even though its really annoying.
Quote by Jags
...........She's one of the essential parts of this comunity.......

Whilst I wish Clare a speedy recovery I have to say that there's only one essential part of this community and no matter what you think it isn't Clare or you or me or any other regular poster on here. It's Mark.
A little self promotion can be a good thing...........not too much though.
Steve
Steve - you read my mind!!!
Mark is the ONLY essential part - all roads lead to him and all threads lead from him. Without him this site would not have existed and without him this site would not continue to exist. The rest of us are transients passing through his world. Some of us linger a while, some linger a little longer and some of us get stuck in the time-space continum, but only by his Black Dalek grace!
You know what i bloody meant lol
Of course Mark is the all seeing one,who has powers beyond belief :shock: .Clare aint bad though wink
Welcome back Ice.
I don't think that anything worthwhile has happened since youve been away redface
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Right heres all the names weve got down so far..........
Adonis
Alex_female and Dave_notts
AndyLondon
Atomic MINI(2)
Babe1-Tbone
Becky and Michael
Bi paula(2)
Bi_curious_man123
BigDD
Carrie Ann and Dambuster
Ccr(2)
Celticq
Cheshire2Lee(2)
ClimberStu
ChrisnJane4fun
Corriefem
Couple4fun
Cplemids
Damsel90 (2)
Davej(2)
Dawn_mids and Ian_mids
Daz and Lou
Debbiewebs (2)
Djcouple
Easy and Countess
Emnem(2)
Euan_51247
Fabio grooverider
Fem_manc-cpl
Fluffy25258
Foxy30's_Cpl
Freckledbird(2)
Frogster
Gingerjo-Lee
Gjackson5wanadoocoukfs
GT and Wibbly Wobbly
HannahnAlex
Hornybear
Huddscpl
Ice Pie
Ilario
J3dimast3r!!!!!!!
Jas-Tim
Jezzay
JLebbon
John and Emma
JudyTV
Juliett49 (2)
Justloveit
Keith3006
LeicesterLad
Lilo#stitch (2)
LincsKate (2)
Little
Liz_Neil
Loo and Ken
Loopylaura
Lovecommando
Lucifer
Lucyslovely
Lucyweebaps(2)
Marya(2)
Maz
Mcguiness and Mellow
Melons
MikeNorth
MollyandChris_54746
Moorhopper
Morbiusuk and Calista
Mr and Mrs FC
MRG68
Mr Lickingham
Nealfiona
Neilinleeds
Northlincs cpl
Nottmfem25
Nottscple 107891
Nottsm4fun
Omar the wonderhorse
Onlyme1981
Para 01
Passionatwildstallion
Pepps and Menace
Perforated_Cat(2)
Peter147
Pierced John
Pinkstuff(2)
Pleasure 40070(2)
Redshiftnights
Redstar91(2)
Redstilletto
Riff Raff
Roger the Dragon and Cgarlotte the Damsel
Rox n Speedo
RSAB2 (2)
SanjayUK
Se7endriver and AngelChat
SexySteph
Shelly
Shellyalan
silentypeguy(2)
Skegness swingers
Slycod
Steve_Ruth_85368
Steveblueboy
Steveg_nw
Stuart_Tanina
TallnHairy
The Master
The shadow
The_Tongue and Well_Busty_Babe
Timsuenotts

Vanilla Couple+1
VenusnMars
Vicky_uk(2)
Vix and Reece
wildscent123(2)
Wilki
Wilma and Fred
Wishmaster
YellowFrog (2)
A great big thanks to Jags for doing this for me in alphabetical order!!
Oh and Me and Steve of course!!
Phew,so thats 196
Now come on,weve still got room for more!! lol

Just to reiterate if you are not on the above list then you arent invited im afraid.
We are having a doorman,so anyone not on the above list will simply not get anyone has any concerns about anything to do with the munch please dont hesitate to pm myself or Steve_lincs.

Heres the list up to date for all to see.We will be sending conformation pm's two weeks before,and the venue info the week before.
And just to reiterate,no on eis allowed to openly discuss any venue or hotel info,keep it to pm's etc
ONLY 4 places left folks so come on get your name down before its too late
If your gonna swing behind your wifes back then yes its cheating,its no different to cheating in any other if your wife knows about it and consents to you going solo then theres no quarms,but you have to fully know the risks of jealousy with this.
I'm kind of thinking though from what youve put that she won't know and if she got jealous of seeing you with other women then she won't be at all happy of you doing it behind her back.
Quote by foxy30s_cpl
Also how does everyone know who everyone is? (apart from those who already know who eachother are) Due to holidays etc I know that we aint really gonna get to know hardly ANYONE before the night......is it true about name badges and if so if we bottle it redface maybe we could remove ours? Then again we would be the only ones without which would surel...nevermind....gosh, so many questions.
In truth we will be easy to spot being such a mismatch. Picture for a moment Kylie walking in with say Iain Dowie.
Yours rather anxiously... :scared:
foxys

We'll be dishing out sticky labels that you write your profile name on,but if you really don't want to wear one then no probs.
Thats a real shame Surreysingle and Babe47,but these things are see you at the next one wink
Some of you have noticed the absence of my dear wife over the past few had a bad weekend,what with PMT and possibly a mild case of foot in mouth (you know what i'm on about),she's also been feeling a bit ill and was sick quite a bit last night during UTD's fantastic triumph in the Champions League :shock: .
So what i'm saying is dont be too hard on her,were all allowed the odd rant and rave and she doesnt have 's one of the essential parts of this comunity,so please try and help me cheer her got to go to work now so during my absense if some of you could maybe pm her or say something nice here,it would be gratefully recieved.
Edit* I'm now staying off work to sort out the kids as Clare is still quite ill*
Well considering you are gonna have to pass people in the pub before you go up to the private room i think that i'll stick to normal boring clothes rolleyes
All i get is mow the lawn else i'll kick you in the knackers,and thats from the kids :shock: .I'm not gonna tell you the threats that Clare makes :gagged:
Quote by dazandlou
Oh, and i forgot to say..... we're not one of these "you have to be good looking" couples, if we get on then so be it - looks dont really matter!

We can tell your not coz you like us lol lol
Ummmmmmmm Easy lets have a quick think about that.......................NO
Look if you want to watch,just say so wink
OK Calista your booked in for 2am,can't tell you for how long as yet,but once weve had more replies i'll let you know.
NEXT....................
Would madame like hundreds and thousands or choc chips and where would you like the flake to be placed :shock: .Does Morbius have any special needs :twisted:
Quote by Calista
Ok ok ... our names down ....
Mine first and Morbius next about an hour later ;)
hump

OK i'm sure we can do a two for one deal on that we have information on specific requirements wink
Ive heard from various sources that we are having a mass orgy in our hotel room on the night of the this must be true coz so far about 20 people seem to be coming to see us on said night according to these findings.I would just like to state that is every possibility that we will be possibly open for business on said evening.
For those of you that are requiring our attention on this evening could you let us know the time,number of people and exactly what we will be doing.
If demand is high for our attention then possibly i will have to designate allotted time slots for you.
All answers on a postcard,please lol
BTW There are so far over 30 rooms booked,and since the kick out time is 11am we regret to inform that there maybe some dissapointment,so hurry up while this offer offer has stipulations,so please read the small cum first serviced :grin:
Any unsuccessful candiates will of course recieve a condolance pack and a future non refundable offer of a sexual nature.
This offer is subject to change at the managements discression,please read the extra small print below
We will be picky so you had all better scrub up and get your tecniques down to a fine art