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Steve_Lincs
Over 90 days ago
Male
0 miles · Grantham

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You'll probably find that a lot of the women on the site couldnt handle a nine inch cock,and a lot that ive spoken to,including Clare would find it very scary :shock:
Quote by lucyweebaps
Oh
I would like to be a Cadburys cream egg, to feel how people do eat them :twisted:
(love your avatar LWB, so cool lol)

Thanx Mischief xx oooo I wouldn't mind being someone cream egg ;)
Lucy xx
Mmmmmmmmm,lucy id have to slurp it,bite it :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
,coz i think i'm a right numpty.

I think you are too steve, and that's why I like you!! :shock: lol lol lol
Why thankyou Sarge,and so eliquently put lol lol
Quote by Calista
great pic Angel

I'd just like to second that,a mighty fine bum wink sillyhwoar:
Quote by melons
Steve - do you need a massage...... wink
Dont worry Clare - wont leave you out you can have one too. wink
biggrin

Oh Melons,i'd love a massage,please
Quote by Numpty Sarge
WIMP!!!!

GRRRRRRRHHHH mad
As soon as we get the digital cam back i'll put some of my pieces up for dissaproval lol
Venus i love the middle piece,extremely good,well done there my darling keep up the good work kiss
Onlyme,you have definately interpreted this the right way,and we know what you mean about when your a newbie (hate using that word),we remember what it's like to be ignored when your new.
I can't believe the amount of peeps who think that we were part of the "in crowd",we certainly are not and never have has always been popular but in my opinion has never strayedinto that particular crowd.
Thanks to all for the great response,keep them coming
Well,fecking well,i turn my back for two minutes and i find your all fucking with our thread,bloody typical.
This is supposed to be serious,thought provoking and a lifes exercise for one and all,fecking barstards
Right to prove my point i want everyone to go and buy one two litre bottle of Coke (any brand) and one two litre bottle of Lemonade(any brand,but non fizzy..only joking).Then take said bottles shake them a bit (only a bit mind)then open them at exactly the same time,and tadaaa the Coke will spil,but the Lemonade won't.
This is your homework for the evening,report your findings back to me at 07:00
Quote by butters999999
I never knew you could get so technical over coke! Although I have a great adult party trick with a can of coke redface

Take a picture and send it over :twisted: :twisted:
Ive got such a serious question to ask all of you............................................
Why does Coke spill when you open it but Lemonade never does (especially the bottles) dunno
And another thing,i don't know how many of you will know this but the post mix packs of diet coke (the packs that they use in pubs) are lighter than normal i know that its diet but come on surely that won't really affect the bloody weight of the pack confused: confused:
BTW i expect a reply from everyone or i'll get really upset
We were thinking of a ping pong competition,read into that what you want :twisted: :twisted: :shock:
Quote by easy
From the other point of view (I being one of the "in-crowd" :smugsmile is that you're either waiting for someone to say something or you're just "bouncing" of the other person, like I and a few other of the "comedy members" do. For whatever reason we've just started a natural rapport and we seem to think along the same lines, so we naturally post "towards" each other. It's nothing personal against anyone, it's just what we do to try and make ourselves (and maybe everyone else) laugh. dunno

That is exactly it,its the bouncing off each other and the in jokes that the rest of the forum dont know about that weve been getting you are all bouncing off each other anyone else doesnt get a look in and are if they do try they get overlooked.
We realise this isnt done on purpose,but it can be taken the wrong way.
I like the fact that no one has had a bitch or taken offence to what weve put,coz it was never meant for had some really good responses (more than we could have imagined) and some really nice pm's.
And were also shocked :shock: that some of you think that we are so popular,i guess it shows that everyones perceptions of other people are different,coz i think i'm a right numpty.
Its not a case of quanity and all that though what were trying to say is that certain peeps on certain posts only chat among themselves and then theres not really much point in trying to join when the incrowd does come into it,and it does happen and it can be alienating and that is not about any other posts or anything just those particular ones,and some of you must know what were talking about.
And again,we dont want sympathy,this isnt what this is for,this is to put across our point that simple!
Quote by Calista
i'm pretty strict and if I raise my voice the kids run and hide because they know I mean business!!!!!

I bet they bloody do bolt
Quote by VenusnMars
You two can come over me any time, no matter hows it`s intended :twisted:
Venusxxx

Stop trying to hi jack the thread............oh ok then i'd love to come over you :twisted: wink
But seriously,we feel that some of what weve put isnt being taken quite how we meant it to be hard to put into words and it seems people are taking it diferently.
Oh and BTW we most deffo are not part of the "in crowd",no way,never!!
Quote by Clare_Lincs
Were not trying to say that we expect replies to everything we put as that would be mind numbing for those who attempted it.

Speak for yourself on that one,i want everyone to reply to all my posts god damn it lol lol lol lol lol lol
This isnt a look at us and don't ignore us post its a observation more than anything.
We truely believe there most definately is an "in crowd" and i think i put it a few weeks ago.I don't think that they realise that they are the "in crowd" but sometimes it seems that they use the forum as theyre own personal msn which can be off putting to others.
Calista we worry about repocussions and most definately don't want to make any enemies through doing something weve been talking about for a while now and have only just plucked up the courage to put it.
Were not saying that it happens on all threads but it does happen on some.
At least Clare won't get all the crap now ive posted too :shock:
I think that Clare and myself are very much depraved enouhg to be full members wink
Oh and definately vote in Debbiewebs coz she's probably the most depraved on here
The doc said that ive strained my back and that i should have some physiotherapy.
Thanks Wibbly for your concern and to my lovely wife of course kiss
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Steve Lincs
Relapse
xxdevil69 (who can act as chairman since she gave me the idea)
Venusxxx

Dont forget Clare_Lincs,she'll kill me if she doesnt get in
Please everyone BEWARE!!!! Munches can seriously damage your health.
During the NW munch,some clever dick thought it would be a good idea to play in the kids play we all thought,the proplem is that the slide fecking fucked my back up.
Ive heriocally carried on at work for the past month and a half,but had to go to the doctors yesterday because the pain was getting to much for even me :shock: .I'm now forced to do light duties at work for a fortnight,which trust me is boring as shite!!!
So if anyone decides to get any bright ideas at the forthcoming munches,just twat them in the mouth mad
Quote by xxdevil69
its ok vix... he didn't nominate you... welcome to the gang!! lol lol lol

He didnt fecking nominate us either
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Getting all excited now. No after munch party for us but hoping to have fun at the hotel.
So if they are other doing the same let us know and maybe we can all have fun together.... biggrin
Love
Becky and Michael
xxxx

Oooooooooo theres loads of people staying in the hotel,so i'm sure that we'll be having lots of fun,thats of course if everyones not too pissed wink
I nominate Clare and myself,coz..........................um.........................um,if you don't let us in we'll cancel the Notts Munch and it'l be all your fault lol lol :twisted: :twisted:
Happy Birthday for Tuesday wish we could be there tonight,but such is life,hope you have a fantastic party.
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