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SunBunny
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 52
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Who knows maybe a Crisp Munch? :doh:
Everyone has to dress as their favourite flavour and adjust their username accordingly. Something along the lines of
Sunhunnyroasted , and I could dress as a hock of ham. Fab idea scandal.
It's so fascinating, maybe you'd like to start your own thread:
"What's your favourite congealed/hydrogenated animal fat snack?"
Who said I'm never helpfull?
You are a great help Scandal you always make me laugh.
I love crisps - lime tortillas are my faves but I am also finding these threads a little non-sensical.
I know I don't have to read them...( but I'm glad I did now )
Everyone has to dress as their favourite flavour and adjust their username accordingly. Something along the lines of Sunhunnyroasted , and I could dress as a hock of ham. Fab idea scandal.
It's so fascinating, maybe you'd like to start your own thread:
"What's your favourite congealed/hydrogenated animal fat snack?"
Who said I'm never helpfull?
You are a great help Scandal you always make me laugh.
I love crisps - lime tortillas are my faves but I am also finding these threads a little non-sensical.
I know I don't have to read them...( but I'm glad I did now )
Quote by supermonkeyboy
haha oh my god this is ridiculous. it was a joke, and now you're trying to turn it into some kind of sexist comment? i could be gay for all you know!
Did I mention the women here being easy? No. besides, what the hell is wrong with "easy" sex anyway? Sex is sex, I wouldn't think less of someone because they like sex, and neither should you. You're on a bloody sex-based site where half the people have pics of their bits! I'd assume you lot were a bit more open and fun than this really... I feel like I've walked into a Tory party conference.
You did walk into a bit of a hot potato there mate and I wasn't offended by your post.
What does bother me is that you seem to think this is a place where sex is offered freely on plates. It isn't. The girls on here are as likely to shag you after 2 posts as they are to go home with you for a shag having known you half an hour.
If it that you are after, go elsewhere.
Quote by supermonkeyboy
If it's that easy why do you have to make 1379 posts on this site (no offense to anyone else who posts a lot), and post an advert?
Those 1379 posts are not necessarily about 'getting a shag'. They are much more about joining in with the goings on in the cafe and geting to know people.
Just because somoeone has an ad doesn't mean they have not had much luck. Dave has had plenty.
Quote by supermonkeyboy
Wait, isn't this a swinging site? I thought the whole idea was that it's a more direct and easy way of meeting people for sex than wasting hours in pubs or clubs?
If you come on here seeing this as 'an easy shag site', you may have a long wait for those elusive meets. It involves as much preparation as a night 'wasting hours in a pub', if not more. Of course there are exceptions, and you may well get very lucky, I cannot say...
Quote by rob_oxford
i think its more to do with location as single guys seems to d well in the north whatever there age
It's to do with manners, and general attitude, not your age or where you live.
Quote by rogerthedragon
Those young girls outside the nightclubs are probably just as much looking for sex as a single woman going to swinging club!
Roger
Agreed, but there are ways of doing things. It's like we see in LMU all the time. 'Big dick looking for NSA fuck next wednesday.'
There are those on here that are turned on by that kind of approach and like to meet strangers for sex, and those who prefer more banter with someone before getting jiggy.
Quote by kinkyluton
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so how many times have people been talking to someone say 30 mins max.. and the person has said,what you doing afterwards fancy coming mine for a cup of tea.. a brew if you up north....do you think they want take this sexy stranger home to drink tea.. have a few hob nobs.. then she/he leave???
I would never go home with a guy after half an hour of knowing him, no matter how pissed I was, nor how good looking he was.
Quote by rogerthedragon
Why would letting a girl know you find her sexually attractive and would like to have sex cheapen her? If I was to go up to a lady in a swinging club, exchange some pleasantries, say how attractive I thought she was and ask whether she wanted to go somewhere private, does that cheapen her? I don't think so, I think it lets her know she is desirable and attractive. Saying "Fancy a fuck" is not something I would do because it is not how I talk but I would be meaning the same thing.
Roger the Dragon
Roger KL was talking about a normal club, in Luton. The type where pissed girlies hang out waiting for cabs. A swinging club is of course a different story.
Quote by kinkyluton
da69ve just pointed out that a lady ask him.. so does that show that lady had no respect for men??... should he had warned his mates about her??
so you outside a club a cheeky bloke has just chated you up.. bah bah bah what you doing now,, fancy a fuck?? you would then run like the plague and tell all your mates you know that cheeky good looking fella over there.. he just asked me for a fuck.. then all run away....he said what..was the crys of the mates... a fuck... shit lets run??
You miss my point totally - again.
You have been chatting to a girl for say half an hour. Max. And then you ask her for a fuck. In my eyes that cheapens the girl and shows you are just after one thing, after which you will walk away, most probably, if you live in luton.
The point is that you think it is okay to behave in this way. I'm sure others do. But they have not said so on the forum.
Quote by kinkyluton
... so you never been outside a club and spoke to a lady then said fancy a fuck?... its cheeky some ladys like that.. might just be a luton thing i dont know... but im sure im not the only one who has done it?
It shows utter disrespect for women.
Maybe they do like it but it demonstrates more what type of person you are than the type of women you pull. No fucking respect. Women are there for your disposal aren't they?
If a stranger asks me for a fuck outside a club I will know to avoid him like the plague if I ever see him again - and warn my mates about him too.
Quote by Sexy Swingers
Don't they say ''Revenge is a dish best served cold''.... what the hell does that mean exactly??
I think it means that some time should pass before revenge is sought - the avenger should then be calmer and less impulsive, and the person being avenged is unaware, or at least unprepared, so the action should have more impact.
Quote by Gemmalou85
What the hell!!!???
I will say what everyone is thinking. I hope your meaning this as a very sick joke!!
If it is then fair enough, i do apologise but if not then once the hell!!!
Calm down girl. Not all posts in LMU are actually SERIOUS. You must activate your bullshit detector / sense of humour if you intend to survive on here.
I can't believe you are asking why black men are sought after by white women.
Firstly, the majority of the women on this site happen to be white, therefore will place more ads on it than the minority of black women.
Secondly, black cocks really are bigger. Be they fatter, heavier or longer, in my modest experience and ability to absorb gossip, it is a cruel, hard fact.
There are obviously a lot of white women who crave black cock because they believe it will be more satisfying than the common pale white specimen.
Personally I prefer white or Asian guys. The black men that I have met were essentially very selfish lovers, only adept at kissing and pure fucking, with little in between.
This is a non-racist generalisation, based on personal experience, but look at any black music video and at how the men behave around the semi-naked ladies. Their body language speaks volumes.
They have a big dick and they intend to use it.
Firstly, the majority of the women on this site happen to be white, therefore will place more ads on it than the minority of black women.
Secondly, black cocks really are bigger. Be they fatter, heavier or longer, in my modest experience and ability to absorb gossip, it is a cruel, hard fact.
There are obviously a lot of white women who crave black cock because they believe it will be more satisfying than the common pale white specimen.
Personally I prefer white or Asian guys. The black men that I have met were essentially very selfish lovers, only adept at kissing and pure fucking, with little in between.
This is a non-racist generalisation, based on personal experience, but look at any black music video and at how the men behave around the semi-naked ladies. Their body language speaks volumes.
They have a big dick and they intend to use it.
Thanks Will that really made me laugh. What a great post.
I guess you will have the chance to re-live the experience by spending a day carrying baby in a papoose, all fragile and bawling, Sappho slender and bouncing free at your side, the busy throng of saturday shoppers bumping into you all over the place. You will of course try to function normally, all manly and strong and daddy-like.
In the meantime you could just make Sappho wear a very large rubber ring whenever outside the carpeted comfort of home, and carry with you at all times a small trampoline.
And Kat. Superb.
Not in front of the baby, please. :shock:
I guess you will have the chance to re-live the experience by spending a day carrying baby in a papoose, all fragile and bawling, Sappho slender and bouncing free at your side, the busy throng of saturday shoppers bumping into you all over the place. You will of course try to function normally, all manly and strong and daddy-like.
In the meantime you could just make Sappho wear a very large rubber ring whenever outside the carpeted comfort of home, and carry with you at all times a small trampoline.
And Kat. Superb.
Quote by KitKat
It is an offence to transport an Sappho that is incapable of rising. It should either be shagged on-site or loaded in the presence, and under the supervision, of a hotty paediatric surgeon for it to be transported to a place for shagging.
Not in front of the baby, please. :shock:
