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SunBunny
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 52
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its been so long jezzay....wondered where u got to......I am less than 3 hours away from you but not a well endowed , or multilple male ....if I was I would show you one hell of a good time. Unfortunately I am not.....and dont even have a substitute to send to you charging on a white horse, erection waving.
But i'll see what I can do..................
good luck chicken xxx
But i'll see what I can do..................
good luck chicken xxx
Dear Madam Polo
I understand we are to justify our presence on this respectabilty of a site and not pretend we are not who we pretend to be lest we confuse the easily confused and bugger up any chance of being taken remotely serious in a serious way nor defer our chances of being sexually admired from a great height.
I hereby swear on my puppy's life that I am said arse and said bunny and that the sun shineth out of it willynilly so as not to provoke any hasty investigation into the whereabouts of said bottom.
Yours...
SunniestBunny (reunited)
I understand we are to justify our presence on this respectabilty of a site and not pretend we are not who we pretend to be lest we confuse the easily confused and bugger up any chance of being taken remotely serious in a serious way nor defer our chances of being sexually admired from a great height.
I hereby swear on my puppy's life that I am said arse and said bunny and that the sun shineth out of it willynilly so as not to provoke any hasty investigation into the whereabouts of said bottom.
Yours...
SunniestBunny (reunited)
Ive had loads of contact from old schoolfriends thru that site....trouble is, they all know me as Squelch, which was my nickname for too many years....all started cos I was a chubby ickle thing and the boys liked to squeeze past me to get a feel of my boobs...i was the only one in my junior school to wear a bra...now every time another one crawls out the woodwork I have to remind them of my real name...if I can remember it...so busy being sunbunny now I forget who I am.......
Quote by MikeNorth
One more point, John, you might have thought that swingers would have an "anything goes" attitude, but remember that any random group of people is likely to include people who have been cheated on in a past relationship, and who have had their attitude to the subject very much coloured by their own bitter experience. Have a good think about it.
Mike.
Nice one Mike. You listening Mr I-Love-My-Girlfriend-But-She's-Boring???
How many times have I heard that line?
Either trade her in for something more exciting or get her in here with us.
Quote by FASH
i think its rude you patronising me in such a way and wont stay around where people are so rude.
Rude ? Us ?
.... But this is a swingers site. ....What do you want, polite gentile conversation where no one flirts with anyone or tries to ascertain a person's age?
When you have answered your own question maybe others would be happier to 'Discuss'.
Quote by kristof
oooo la laa, well with as pretty a ass as yours I understand why, if the rest is a match, my god what a body. just need to hope your pesonality and soh are as good. If you match that, then marry meeeeeeeeeeee
I have a shite personality and NO Sense Of Humour....and the rest of my body resembles a dead rhino.
Whens the wedding???
Quote by Rainbows
Hmm - I appear to have counted four Aquarians!!!
you know - Aquarians and Leos go great together
So I have been told. And you're not the only Leo posting in here .... fancy a 3sum da69ve????
With the leo's love of being the centre of attention and the aquarian's love of the free spirit and creative juices........who knows what we could get up to.
Quote by Libra-LoveBut if you tell me it's the 12th I'm gonna be :upset:
Oh and thanks for the
Its the 17th darlin......and you're most welcome. I also woke up smiling... :evil2: ..but that may have been due to what you advised so wisely .... I done it Miss! It was soooooo hard
So you gonna give me the bumps then...or do u have something else to offer????
Quote by Libra-Love
well my brothers a Libra and straighter than anyone I ever met and I am aquarian and will shag anything as long as its SEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXY. Does that help?
No...you didn't shag me :cry: :cry: :cry: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Well its my birthday soon...........wanna come party with me hunny???
