Quote by MikeC
I have never come from someine talking to me. he he he he.
Mike
Havent you? You should try fone sex.
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SunBunny
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 52
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Quote by jack_daniels72
One tried and tested oral megaorgasm giver (OMG) available for hire - no charge except a bag of chips
Im wondering if you have an ulterior motive for the chips, or were you just planning to eat them? (sorry but if people are questioning blowjob/football, I will question your liking of chips.) Have I missed some new sexual deviancy that leaves you smelling like a frying pan? Is it really messy? Does it work best with or without ketchup? crinkle cut or fat? skin on/skin off? (I guess skin on is safer......)
I think the inabilty to cum whilst receiving oral deserves a thorough investigation. Tell us about your childhood. Were you breastfed? Were you always told off when you shook the lemonade bottle over your grandma? Do you get scared that the girl will drown?
So many questions.....
Quote by douglas
Douglas, bit of serious advice for you mate...
Why not tell people what makes you soooooo very special rather than bitching about people being too fussy. Negativity is sooooo not horny. Everyone has preferences.... even you. Think about it.
Hi Blue
If I told everyone that I was special I would be fibbing.
Are you suggesting I fib a bit like some of the ads on the site?
Doug
No but you could start by telling us some of your good qualities....unless you have none.
And if that is the case how can you blame a girl for being as fussy as she is.....
Okay so as I understand it you will shag anything long as its female.
Most girls on here are in a position where they can choose out of a bunch of guys, given that there are so many of you....so why would we choose a faceless newbie who expects only serious replies to his posts and who hasnt even put up an ad so that we can check him out?
Good luck anyway. Enjoy the site (its full of blind, desperate female women who dont give a shit what they get between their legs they are just grateful it is alive. )
IS THAT A SERIOUS ENOUGH ANSWER FOR YOU???
Most girls on here are in a position where they can choose out of a bunch of guys, given that there are so many of you....so why would we choose a faceless newbie who expects only serious replies to his posts and who hasnt even put up an ad so that we can check him out?
Good luck anyway. Enjoy the site (its full of blind, desperate female women who dont give a shit what they get between their legs they are just grateful it is alive. )
IS THAT A SERIOUS ENOUGH ANSWER FOR YOU???
I think you should spend more time fretting over finding a willing extra-marital fuck than whereto have it.
Once you have found your willing woman I advise asking her for suggestions as to where she wants to be laid. Notus.
Or are you telling us you are Gods Gift and that the ladeez are already queued up to shag ya and that you are tearing your hair out leaving them all hanging on, panting like wolves, until you can satisfy them in the yet unfound secret sordid location?
Good luck sweetie, love to the wife
xxxx
Once you have found your willing woman I advise asking her for suggestions as to where she wants to be laid. Notus.
Or are you telling us you are Gods Gift and that the ladeez are already queued up to shag ya and that you are tearing your hair out leaving them all hanging on, panting like wolves, until you can satisfy them in the yet unfound secret sordid location?
Good luck sweetie, love to the wife
xxxx
Quote by MIZARIA
Just because I have a nice bum doesn't mean I'm available...I've just had some PM's from guys wanting to shag me just because I'm beautiful.
Hiya, great arse!!! wanna chat? xxx
Quote by matt1267
how are you? just wondered if you fancied a chat sometime?
Im 37 single 6'2" slim, great sense of humour, horny and very genuine.
Im on messenger and also msn,
drop me a line sometime if interested :-)
Matt x
Well let it be known....I'm tired of guys who only talk to me because they think I am a swinger and they have a chance to persuade me to shag them. I know who my real friends are and it's none of you lot...except the one's I fancy.
Brilliant. I also got PMs from these two last night. Dont know if I should be flattered or insulted. One (wont say which one...) sent a delightful 'Hiya babe, I want ya....in yer dreamz MATE xxx'
Quote by rogerthedragon
Roger feels the fire rising within him, a deep primeval urge in his loins, surges forward to rip away MQ's apron to reveal luscious flesh ..........
Roger the Dragon - {going for a lie down}
..............and a soggy bacon rind that slipped down her cleavage when scrubbing the grill.....
Quote by rogerthedragon
Oh MQ - the thought of you being my Miss Saturday Night has me all a tremble.
Imagine...I can see it now...MQ seductive in her frilly apron takes her hands from the bubbles and slowly removes her rubber gloves, counting every finger, licking every lip....then reaches out to meet Roger's Dragon, trembling but fiery...
......making me tremble too. (Dont ever get a dishwasher MQ the dirty dishes look suits ya xx)
