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SunBunny
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 52

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Quote by Happy Cats
All those that need to "find themselves"
All those on a " journey of self discovery"
Mirrors

Hmm . touch of bitterness coming out there Happy Cat?
Were you unlucky enough to find yourselfon the mucky path of self-discovery in front of the full-length mirrorin your parents' bedroom, perhaps???
wink
George Bush and his entire population (its fictitious remember..........)
Fast food
War/violence of any kind - and that includes all those stupid computer games that teach children to wield guns and kill eachother for a passtime
Quote by wildwilly
puedo hablar un español pequeño, je parle aussi un petit français, Aber ich spricht definately kein Deutsch, wenn ich ihm helfen kann. Certo posso appena è usando del software di traduzione libero per guardare intelligente

Using free translation software to look intelligent, eh wildwilly?
No soy tan boba como parezco. lol
Definitely. Love is everything. To never have experienced being truly in love is like never tasting ice cream, or seeing the sea, or walking in snow.
Not that those who have not loved are excluded - but in reference to the question, yes, it is better to have loved.
You cant have the good without the bad. And if I died not experiencing extreme love and extreme pain then the tapestry of my life would be a lot flatter, and my writing would not have been so sellable. All artists must love, and lose - it brings out the creativity more than any evening class or degree course.
Despite all that I am the ultimate romantic as well so would always vote for love. :inlove:
Quote by dogkitty
i will be greatful if someone lead me please?

Lead you where, and by what method confused: :twisted:
Welcome.
If the lady wants a change, let her change.
Turn over Foxy. On your back, theres a good girl.... :twisted:
Quote by da69ve
Why is mrbodget having a dig at Kent-man like that?

Ooh you're such a little stirrer Dave loon . When you find out, do let me know. wink
Down you two! You'll wear out my picture. Not telling you what colour my lip gloss is... wink
Quote by da69ve
hey stu
i apologised,whos being the fucking child now,we could of replied to your offensive email,but thought no,we will reply on here,get a life mad

Hi guys
Have you still got the offensive e-mail he sent you, because if he's broken the rules maybe the Mods can do something about it!
Or nosey gits like me could at least have a look, eh wink
Zootle having read your one-liner, and your sad state of desperation in this thread, I can only presume that you are trying too hard to capture that sensuous whiff of female arousal. You know the girls can smell utter desperation with pegs on their noses (did i say noses... rolleyes ) and will run from you like punks from a disco. You are giving them TOO MUCH INFORMATION. Be coy, mysterious, subtle... keep em guessing ....check out some of the previous one-liners and their massive responses. Honestly Zootle I thought you would have got the hang of it by now... lol
xxx
:inlove: :inlove: :inlove:
Love is in the air, and at such a romantic time of year.
It right warms the cockles..
well done you may your baubles shine extra bright this christmas lol
luv bunny xx
Quote by london guy
Am i the only one who thinks Little Britain is a pile of crap?
same old tired,repetative un-funny jokes and sketches.
i also thought that The Office was very very overated.
now, Stella Street was truely brilliant.
perhaps i'm just a miserable git.

Perhaps you are hun. I think Stella Street is a pile of poo and The Office and LB are absolute classics...takes allsorts though, eh?
Peter Kay is GOD.... worship
Pure genius.
Started off the year at my most unhappiest ever - friends and family worrying about me - me worrying about me - I was very undereweight and living on alcohol and cigarettes. In a life I didnt belong in anymore.....
But three months later i had escaped the guise of domestic bliss and ventured out alone, straight and very single for the first time since my early twenties.
Went to Glastonbury for the first time and realised what they mean by 'sex, drugs & rock n roll'...
and in september I discovered this site. I was looking for girlies for a guy was seeing - he wanted us to try a 3some - next thing I know I have a bulging diary, a new identity and heaps of new friends.
Happy 2005 to you all. You are all lovely don't ever change.
Bunny
xxxxx
xxx
Quote by Marya
if we cross paths one day I might shag you - will that help?

Sure it put a smile on his face Marya wink
Quote by hornyred and dino
andy, you should start a new topic n call it "Inter forum relationships" or summat like that,, biggrin

Great idea. Go on Andy. Please xxx
Hi Funk,
I find that if you look for it it doesn't come.
Maybe you should try to enjoy being single, there may come a time in the future that you will long for the freedom it brings with it. Being single in your twenties is not as bad as it may seem to you right now. I hope I don't sounding patronising - I dont mean to be, but you're a good-looking guy with a good attitude - the right girl will come along when you least expect it. And she will be all the more special for it.
Love Bunny xx
Hi Shot you seem nutty enough to feel comfortable in here.
Welcome, enjoy. Love the avatar, very different...
Bunny xx
Welcome supersaintmattyman
- what you do to make you such a saint then??
I agree with the others and must say - very impressed that you write so maturely for such a baby-faced (are you ? Please tell me you are lol ???) young man.
Look forward to seeing what else you come up with. Have fun, be good lol
Love Bunny xx
hi do u want to meet 23 male beds/herts
I mean - excuse me while I overflow with excitement and run out the door with no knickers on . . . . . Stu - please hun its nothing personal I just need a bit more incentive than that to even reply to a PM let alone meet you.
Your post looks much better now btw xx
Quote by da69ve
Stu if you send me five words in a PM , unpunctuated, unsolicited, and quite frankly, uninviting, I still wont be interested in meeting you, even though you have edited your post.
But thanks for the interest. wink

very diplomatic !! wink
Sorry sorry sorry. redface
But he knows what he sent me.....
maybe his finger just slipped.....
that or hes talking in code to a Martian perpetrator.
Quote by xxdevil69
and yes, I am one who can be found guilty for ripping the piss from time to time out of some of these first posts redface But you find a difference between the ones that we never hear from again, and the one's who take it in the humour its inteneded and reply with some witty response.

I am a sarcastic little bitch and from now on, having read Neil's post, I will tone down my piss-taking. It is all meant as a joke but unfortunately some people do not share my humour. I get your point Neil and cant deny I have been amusing myself at some people's expense. Which is wrong. And I apologise. I am a nice person but on screen you cannot necessarily see that and I wouldnt want people to get the wrong impression. Sometimes I post after receiving offensive PMs that get my back up but I shouldnt take it out on the (relatively) innocent.
I have to agree with Devil though. The kind of people who take it as it is intended are the kind of people who end up joining in. Bikertone and some of the 'Essex Guys' (theres a load of them I cant keep up) are good examples. I was one of the first to pounce on Bikertone but we are PM buddies as a result of it. Which is often the case may I add, smugly.... redface
I think its important to not take the site too seriously and to see it for what it is (in my eyes) - a place to have a laugh, make new friends, and get some action. As much as I rip apart the 'Fuck me Now' and one-liner posts, I also post apologies and state that we should keep them in for they are all part of the free forum and if someone makes a post on a public place like this they must be able to deal with ANY feedback.
Finally, I love this site. It has changed my life, really, and come along at the perfect time. I have made some amazing friends and find the whole thing very fulfilling, if a tad addictive. But there is definitely an element of elitism which is unavoidable if you consider how long the real heavy poster regulars have been chatting inanely to eachother and doing who knows what together....I am not knocking it. It is inevitable. But it is quite visible to a relative newcomer like myself. I think all of us have to adapt or sink. And I will only leave if the mods ask me to........
Lots of love to you all and sorry if any of my crap has ever offended anyone or driven them away. I think you're all fabulous. And slightly insane.
xxxxxx
Quote by johnneuk1
it was/is a wanking question ktifhregpod

I stand corrected. Or is that kneel..... lol
Quote by thedukereid
Eeek Sunbunny, I can see why wanking while on all fours makes you too horny.... I need a cold shower now and I was only *thinking* about you on all fours wanking!
Michael

cheeky. cool
Quote by johnneuk1
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fav position about six inche,s away from a pair of female lips :sticky: :twisted:

And whats wrong with female lips that you have to distance yourself sweetie? Come on in the waters lovely rolleyes lol
Quote by MQ
I mainly lie on my back, if I lie on my front I can't move my arm enough biggrin

I find that I always end up getting on all fours if starting out on my front. Not a bad thing.....but it makes me too horny. And thats no good at all.
At least on my back I can get the legs well wide and the hand well in. Sorted lol
I want to hear what members of Puddle's masturbation party say about this. They must have some very interesting positions ...... lol
Must admit they're all keeping very quiet....busy probably. . . . . . rolleyes
PS If you're reading Puddle I dont have a personal vendetta against u just a sick sense of humour and your name makes me giggle. Bet you're a damn fine guy. Ignore me Im a Pisstaker.......xxxx
Stu if you send me five words in a PM , unpunctuated, unsolicited, and quite frankly, uninviting, I still wont be interested in meeting you, even though you have edited your post.
But thanks for the interest. wink
Quote by cu3b4ll
My wife thought she'd caught me wanking in the shower once.... until I told her "it's my dick and I'll wash it as fast as I want!" :wanker:

:grin:
Love it.