Quote by davej
trouble is I fell outa the same tree as Jim and he landed on top of me as he came down.....double whammy!!
Oh Dave come come. You're not half bad at all.
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Quote by smokerjim
That's flippin' rich - the pair of you know I live not far away, Libra has my phone number - and I could have been over there within a few hours ( once I could fuck the job off ), and whadda ya give me? Sweet F.A., it's enuff to give me the huff
Hunny dont take it personally. I think they are all talk. They were probably sat in tweed doing their knitting, drinking homemade lemonade, smell of apple pie wafting into the garden....mmm lovely. WHO NEEDS A MAN?
:D Quote by Mr_and_Mrs_Cov
If morning sex goes into Room 101 I will sulk, big time.
I love it when it's middle of the night type morning sex, around 5am - all dreamy and surreal - then you go back to sleep all cuddled up and refuel until proper morning sex kicks in, once the alarm's gone off......
You do it twice then then? :shock:
...... 
Has been known........
:lol: Quote by kneedowndeano
when meeting up for the first time with someone who pays?
Do you both or is it normally the guy (like a date)?
Being new and never met (yet) anyone from the net (i should be a “gangsta†rapper) i'm not up to speed on the swinging etiquette
Pay for what - condoms? phonecalls?
Swinging is not about restaurants and wine bars and back seats at the cinema....there is no etiquette, we're all filthy heathens who will drop our knickers (if we're wearing any) in a second - or less, if bribed with a banana....
Oh my god I'm so sorry. Please please forgive me I have had very little sleep.
It's because you arrived so late and left so early. :cry:
Jucylucy I don't need to tell you why it was great that you came. I think that was long overdue.
Marms - you are so strong. :shock:
I'll let you know next time I need a lift to the kitchen.
So sorry. So tired. xx
It's because you arrived so late and left so early. :cry:
Jucylucy I don't need to tell you why it was great that you came. I think that was long overdue.
Marms - you are so strong. :shock:
I'll let you know next time I need a lift to the kitchen.So sorry. So tired. xx
Quote by marmalaid
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PoloLadyand Libra :kiss: - my pole dancing buddies - was great to have my two favourite ladies shakin their stuff and making me laugh till my head hurt. xx
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Was it you or Libra that put the fiver in my knickers? :shock:
It was me, and can I have my change now?
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Honey I wouldn't insult you with a fiver when you're worth at least a tenner.
Jen - Thank you so much for inviting us to your home. That was certainly the most interesting, hilarious, sexy barbeque I have ever been to, and what wonderful people to share all that meat with...... (never mind the toys)
Dammie and Sarah can I please specify - no frills and no puffed sleeves. And make it snappy lol.
Kit Off- Glad the hotel entertainment was good for you.... ....I hope Hannah's tongue stops growing soon. :shock:
SmokerJim - Fancy a brew? :lol: PM me your email and I'll send you some pics...
Mrs GenHertsCpl - We finally meet, properly.
Rachel Lane - the best mudshaker I know and what a beautiful, genuine girl you are. I am very pleased I got to spend time with you. Best of luck with your blast from the past hun you deserve it. xx
Wishmaster - What can I say but :shock: :shock:
It was just so nice to spend such quality time with such lovely genuine people.
Thanks so much Jen. When's the next one...............???
Dammie and Sarah can I please specify - no frills and no puffed sleeves. And make it snappy lol.
Kit Off- Glad the hotel entertainment was good for you....
....I hope Hannah's tongue stops growing soon. :shock: SmokerJim - Fancy a brew? :lol: PM me your email and I'll send you some pics...
Mrs GenHertsCpl - We finally meet, properly.
Rachel Lane - the best mudshaker I know and what a beautiful, genuine girl you are. I am very pleased I got to spend time with you. Best of luck with your blast from the past hun you deserve it. xx
Wishmaster - What can I say but :shock: :shock:
It was just so nice to spend such quality time with such lovely genuine people.
Thanks so much Jen. When's the next one...............???
.....Another bloody brilliant night. thanks to Chardonnay and Mr D for organising it.
Great to meet Dawn and Ian Mids, the DaveJs, Mr & Mrs FC, Davidn48, Kit Off....
Horous - you really are a gent - thanks for my drink we never got to dance... :cry:
Tanina - what a kisser. Thank you gorgeous and next time I want more cleavage on show... :shock:
PoloLady and Libra :kiss: - my pole dancing buddies - was great to have my two favourite ladies shakin their stuff and making me laugh till my head hurt. xx
Not gonna list everyone else cos I am bound to miss someone out but would like to give a very special mention to my lovely chauffeur, Wishmaster. Thank you for the coming with me, it meant a lot to me...... and thank you for being so bloody nice. xxxxxx
Great to meet Dawn and Ian Mids, the DaveJs, Mr & Mrs FC, Davidn48, Kit Off....
Horous - you really are a gent - thanks for my drink we never got to dance... :cry:
Tanina - what a kisser. Thank you gorgeous and next time I want more cleavage on show... :shock:
PoloLady
and Libra :kiss: - my pole dancing buddies - was great to have my two favourite ladies shakin their stuff and making me laugh till my head hurt. xxNot gonna list everyone else cos I am bound to miss someone out but would like to give a very special mention to my lovely chauffeur, Wishmaster. Thank you for the coming with me, it meant a lot to me...... and thank you for being so bloody nice.
xxxxxx Hi. Maybe you should include a face and/or body pic in your ad instead of two pictures of your cock. Once you seen one cock you seen em all mate. It's not about your cock or your 'WEIRD' tongue - it's about you, as a person, and your personality.
Your ad is a little on the aggressive side in my opinion - remember ladies need more than a hard cock to entertain them - and so you need to give a little bit more of yourself in order to get meets.
Good luck.
PS - bloody short year..... :shock:
Your ad is a little on the aggressive side in my opinion - remember ladies need more than a hard cock to entertain them - and so you need to give a little bit more of yourself in order to get meets.
Good luck.
PS - bloody short year..... :shock:
Quote by postie
Wishmaster will be kissing anything with a vertabrae...
Jiggle will be sounding like a Brummie .... and don't confuse this with a cat going through a mangle...
Blonde will be blonde...
Tanina will be having a whale of a time....and we love her for it....
Vicky-UK will be a: having a laff b: kissing someone or c: both
Fabio is always a Gooner...
Kinkyluton will be pretending to have no fun while Marya isn't there.....
Surely I missed something????
:lol: :lol: Marcuso will have three different outfits to show us throughout the evening
Marmalaid will end up naked and polishing the floor with some poor girls bum
Friendly will be being very friendly
Sunbunny will be trying to keep her dress on/skirt down/boobs in.
Marmalaid I find your behaviour both disturbing and offensive. :shock: The gnome may have been smiling but the poor wee mite is just an innocent, you have corrupted him, exposing yourself like that, and I will be taking serious measures to report this disgusting incident to the Gnome Police.
Shame on you , what a hussy.
You plonker.
Shame on you , what a hussy.
You plonker. Quote by Fun_Couple1981
Your balatant attempt to get your AD viewed more times than it would have been normally is commendable. It shows inititiative and has clearly worked.
Its that kind of extra thought and thinking that makes for a good lover, not the size of your cock.
I have to agree.
Welcome Bluetvr, hope you find what you're looking for and if nothing else make some new friends here.
Oh and another thing......
I think your cock is definitely above average.