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Tan____Kinky
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 43
Straight Male, 67
0 miles · Hartlepool

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Quote by noladreams30
missed that bit redface

Oooooh, no worries - tell you what, working at Tan's Tavern sounds like it could be fun!! :twisted:
Do we get to have staff lock-ins after hours?! wink
Of course! and the luckiest of the men folk will be allowed after hours too :twisted:
we need a butcher a baker and a vibrator maker biggrin
Quote by noladreams30
Can we nominate people for jobs?
oooh yeah we need a nurse and a doctor and a farmer (if we are to be self sufficient) ooh a vet to a blockbusters man/fem (stocked with the very best of porn)
RPM odd job man he has the toolbelt :bounce:
As landlady of Tan's Tavern it has been duly noted we are rather short staffed wink so will be recruiting buxom wenches, it is a very busy tavern so we will need quite a few good hard working staff - hours negotiable apply thaddaway <<<<<<<<<<<
Quote by Freckledbird
I would like a 2nd job, of quality control officer please................ lol

What are you checking the quality of? :shock:
cucumbers, wink
Quote by redpantherman
OK OK OK... HOLD UP - STOP THE WORLD COZ I WANNA GET ORF!
Today is Sunday so therefore forthwith & toot-sweet I am no longer PM Victim Of The Week! :bounce:
The next carrier of the torch is in front of me on her knees! :rascal:
When she's licked her lips clean she will then carry on the SH tradition & answer your most perplexing & intimate questions! :shock:
TADAAAAA.... YOUR NEW VICTIM OF THE WEEK IS THE DELECTABLE
WINCH 'hairy crotch' WENCH!!! :bounce:
Please DO NOT be nice to her! :giggle:
your wrong! you have until friday! :twisted:
Quote by Freckledbird
sitting on the rocks by the sea watching the sun set, the boats passing and the tides changing while the dog aimlessly runs in and out of the water with a glass of wine!

Wow, clever dog! lol
well trained! lol
sitting on the rocks by the sea watching the sun set, the boats passing and the tides changing while the dog aimlessly runs in and out of the water with a glass of wine!
Id contribute being the buxom wench type thing serving in the bar of our swing local

all beers, lagers, wines homemade of course.
I'd like to thank everone for attending last night the final count of people was 43. Thank you for all the lovely cards, presents and those who bought me drinks! :cheers: drinkies :cheers: You all effectively got me wankered smackbottom :haha: (not that im complaining in any way shape or form you understand!) wink
Thanks to Mitch of ann-mitch1 for being compere (gobshite!) :karaoke: you did an excellent job with the raffle and auction kiss
Thanks to Earthchild for all the help beforehand, donating some raffle prizes, helping on the door :rascal: and afterwards! kiss
Thanks to RPM for making a special effort to come, hope you got home safely kiss
Thanks to those who volunteered for the Auction you all did a great job! kiss
Lovely to see old and new faces sorry i didnt get around to chatting to all of you. wave
The final amount raised after room and disco costs was well done everyone! i will be posting the cheque tomorrow to the N.S.P.C.C and will put the reply up on this thread in due course.
Anyone who would like to see receipts i can pm them just ask!
Thanks again everyone was a brill night
Tan x
Quote by redpantherman
I'm trying to think of a question that he can't answer with 'your place or mine?' rolleyes

He says he can answer anything :smug:
Yeah... only way to shut me up is to sit on my face! :lickface:
Thats for laters bolt
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I'm trying to think of a question that he can't answer with 'your place or mine?' rolleyes

He says he can answer anything :smug:
Quote by Missy
Oh dear
Never ever again are my fingers going near a keyboard after a glass of wine confused Oh my oh my redface
It ain't even funny confused why was I laughing hysterically last night confused
I gotta go lay down again confused
Got a bug or something :uhoh:

this bug? possibly induced by alcohol is it?? hang over dearest wink
Quote by geoff29teeside
yaaaaaaaaah almost party time...oopsie we're excited tan. :P

:bounce:
Quote by Steve
The time out facility is there for ops mainly..
If a chatter is kicked from a room for transgressions then it gives the op time to place a ban on an account (should a ban be warranted) before the chatter has chance to re-enter chat....
No point trying to keep trouble causers out of chat if they can come back in as soon as they are removed is there dunno
Its also usefull for room hosts as it gives them the opportunity to remove unruley chatters and restore order to a room and during that 5 minutes they can compile and send a report to admin without the worry of the chatter coming straight back into chat....
There probably are other reasons as well so its best to ask an Op next time you see one in chat :-)

I thought when a room host kicked someone it usually sends you to another room not out of chat completely dunno
I think he is a tad busy this weekend :shock: i shall wait with my question :twisted:
not a teddy as such but when dek goes away to work i bring out the extra pillows to stick down his side so i can feel something there redface sometimes i spray his aftershave on them to so i can smell him rolleyes sad but true
Awww thanks everyone and thanks to the man who made me redface in front of parents wink revenge will be a dish best served open! Had a lovely day kiss
Quote by splendid_
:shock: :scared:

not so bloody funny now is it ??? :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
please nooooooo redface
you can't be currying favour just because it is your birthday.
rolleyes
I wasnt but since you mentioned it pleaseee nooo be nice its my barfday worship
Quote by splendid_
:shock: :scared:

not so bloody funny now is it ??? :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
please nooooooo redface
everyone :inlove: thanks for your lovely messages and i promise to have a great weekend drinkies :cheers: drinkies