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Tan____Kinky
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 43
Straight Male, 67
0 miles · Hartlepool
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Update 
Was his birthday today we have been and visited
i made him cry, He loved the scrapbook
It took over 100 sheets of photo paper 2 lots of ink for the printer (thats 10 cartridges
) and lots of editing/cutting/ time but it was well worth it to see his face
thanks for all the great suggestions
Tan x
Was his birthday today we have been and visited
i made him cry, He loved the scrapbook
It took over 100 sheets of photo paper 2 lots of ink for the printer (thats 10 cartridges
) and lots of editing/cutting/ time but it was well worth it to see his face thanks for all the great suggestions
Tan x
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dry for me and i think i convey dry humour but i tend to think of it more at wit 
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All the time.
As a qualified chef if we eat out anywhere i criticise like hell i shouldnt do it but i cant help myself
thats cold, overcookeed, undercooked, no attention to detail, bla bla
i often get daggers from dek telling me to shut it
As a qualified chef if we eat out anywhere i criticise like hell i shouldnt do it but i cant help myself
thats cold, overcookeed, undercooked, no attention to detail, bla bla
i often get daggers from dek telling me to shut it
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Quote by winchwench
fell pregnant at 15, refused to marry the father parents and everyone else claimed i had ruined my life would never get an education or a job would never get a boyfriend etc etc
great gsce grades, 27 nvq's later, an award for dedication and commitment to study, a 5 year relationship under my belt, a nice house and a happy son i keep prooving them wrong
Well done :thumbup:
But 27 nvq's?????
You sound almost as indecisive as me
Thank you cherrytree
and Thankyou wenchy yes i just kept getting more and more, i didnt want to leave college until the son was in full time school i managed loads in the 4 years then carried on with night classes after i started work, The main qualifications are in catering and management but the rest i got are for keeping my options open
For the first time in 10 years my mam said she was proud of me at christmas. It kinda put the icing on the cake
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fell pregnant at 15, refused to marry the father parents and everyone else claimed i had ruined my life would never get an education or a job would never get a boyfriend etc etc
great gsce grades, 27 nvq's later, an award for dedication and commitment to study, a 5 year relationship under my belt, a nice house and a happy son i keep prooving them wrong
great gsce grades, 27 nvq's later, an award for dedication and commitment to study, a 5 year relationship under my belt, a nice house and a happy son i keep prooving them wrong
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Quote by Freckledbird
Touch. Not always in the absolute throes of passion either. The build-up, the little light touches as you have dinner or talk; the brushing of someone's leg against mine; a finger slowly drawn down from the lips to the cleavage; adjusting a strap; a hand in the small of the back, guiding you into a room. Then of course there's all the sensual, sexual touching during sex. :twisted:
Ooooooerrrrrrr I'm all wibbly now
A women after my own heart
its the little touches that make the big bit worthwhile, i go all gooey over my back being kissed and carressed. Its the only place none sexual where i think i can come just by it being kissed in the right way
toe curling moments :P
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I would say touch followed closely by smell
hearing does nothing for me (at least not this year so far)
sight and taste are both middleish for me
hearing does nothing for me (at least not this year so far)
sight and taste are both middleish for me
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Quote by poshkate
ohhh! how much fun does that sound.....I might drive up to the NE just so I can come on the bus :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Making a night of it
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Quote by flower411
Those high and mighty want us to beleive that if we do this and that and tother we will save the planet,
recycling, walking instead of driving, saving energy, saving money, It may add extra days/months/years onto Earths life but it cant last forever
Nothing lasts forever no matter what you do, This world will die out and a new world will be reborn
Earths natural process if you like
When you put it like that, we all may as well party, get drunk and more importantly get laid as much as possible
Yep. I heard somebody on the radio yesterday who said
" If you are travelling on the Titanic, you may as well travel first class " !!
Treat everyday like its your last
i try to
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Those high and mighty want us to beleive that if we do this and that and tother we will save the planet,
recycling, walking instead of driving, saving energy, saving money, It may add extra days/months/years onto Earths life but it cant last forever
Nothing lasts forever no matter what you do, This world will die out and a new world will be reborn
Earths natural process if you like
recycling, walking instead of driving, saving energy, saving money, It may add extra days/months/years onto Earths life but it cant last forever
Nothing lasts forever no matter what you do, This world will die out and a new world will be reborn
Earths natural process if you like
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it doesnt claim to smell like chocolate though it claims " as irresistable as chocolate" :giggle:
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We took the son (aged 8 at the time) to an aquarium in france on our holidays last year me and dek were both deflated of excitement we had vouchers but it still cost around £30 for the 3 of us :eeek:
There were sharks (small ones) yes but it was nothing like we had expected and certainly no WOW factor the son enjoyed the submarine climbing frame best of all (£30 quid for him to say i loved the climbing frame)
so your not alone i think treats like that are maybe to readily available or is the cash just easier to spend.
As for the wow factor i rarely say it, last memorable time being around 18 months ago seeing my mother looking beautiful in her wedding dress,
Even OMFG moments are rare :dry: , last one being in october 07 going over the "pass of the cattle" in highlands. scotland (the highest? road in britain)in daylight for the first time oh it was scary :scared:
There were sharks (small ones) yes but it was nothing like we had expected and certainly no WOW factor the son enjoyed the submarine climbing frame best of all (£30 quid for him to say i loved the climbing frame)
so your not alone i think treats like that are maybe to readily available or is the cash just easier to spend.
As for the wow factor i rarely say it, last memorable time being around 18 months ago seeing my mother looking beautiful in her wedding dress,
Even OMFG moments are rare :dry: , last one being in october 07 going over the "pass of the cattle" in highlands. scotland (the highest? road in britain)in daylight for the first time oh it was scary :scared:
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Quote by Warmerstill look fecking gorgeous tho
thankyou kind people.
I'm wearing the top set at present, it being after dark and all that.
beware
lp
i second that
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Quote by Freckledbird
I was going to ask if someone was knitting me something warm to wear, but I don't want a balaclava. Can we hide this thread from MrFB please? :scared:
Did he break the heating? You can have my big thick fluffy dressing gown
Oi! stop with the fluffy!
MrFB didn't break the heating - I touched it last
It's the balaclava bit that's scary :shock:
Ok less of the fluffy
had loads of problems with my heating lately to so i know what its like pain in the :kissmyarse:
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Am waiting for someone to shout Gerra room you lot
i think everyone is having lovey dovey valentine nights,
Im printing thousands of pics for me dads scrap book beginning to wish i had bought a smaller book
i think everyone is having lovey dovey valentine nights,
Im printing thousands of pics for me dads scrap book
beginning to wish i had bought a smaller book Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
I was going to ask if someone was knitting me something warm to wear, but I don't want a balaclava. Can we hide this thread from MrFB please? :scared:
Did he break the heating? You can have my big thick fluffy dressing gown
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Quote by LondonPlaythingspeak for yourself... I'm in shreads!
nah leave her a bit, she is'nt harming anyone YET
lp :giveup: i vote bring back the eyes
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Shall we rescue her or let her go abit more 
nah leave her a bit, she is'nt harming anyone YET
nah leave her a bit, she is'nt harming anyone YET
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You just wanted to be in "wor gang" didnt ya :smug:
Tis ok we will let ya in
Tis ok we will let ya in
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Quote by Warmer
xfannyx wondered if aliens really lived in the telly and must get a closer look, if only to make them feel welcome
Wrong thread!
buggA! Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
Er, didn't do the naked thing - jumper, warm trousers, fluffy socks and a fleece on. Bloody central heating isn't working so it's freezing
Aww sorry to hear that hope its fixed soon
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i always classed anything manchester area and below as " doon soowth" well it is to me
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My pmt tantrums and my *gotta get it done and NOW* attitude to everything its good for somethings but other things need care and time taken over them so the other half says
