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Tan____Kinky
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 43
Straight Male, 67
0 miles · Hartlepool

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Quote by Swingcleveland
Might have to pop my social cherry here!
Will get back to you when I know what shifts I'm on that week (its really that bad)!!

places are filling up kinda quick so if you think you might wanna come better to get on the list early even if you do have to drop out your place can be offered to a reserve!
Quote by winchwench
I think if declarations of love were bandied about all over t'shop I think there would be havoc! :shock:
:thumbup:

I just :love: that avatar ;-)
smackbottom lol
Still trying to work out why it makes my fishnets look like a p***ed up spiders web though! dunno
my worse half said maybes the background dunno
i have no interest in replying to an email if i really have no interest in that person (namely if they have not read profile whilst claiming they have!}
i can safely say that in my profile it states i dont want peoples email addresses or fone numbers unless i ask them personally for it, i have no adds but just guess how many out of the last 25 pms i received actually had no email address or phone number in the pm??
2 thats right just 2 never included email or number the rest included them, why the heck shud i reply to them no matter how long they sat there writing essays if they cant follow something simple like that
Quote by jaymar
Personally I think they're a rip off. You've got what you're born with and unless you have cosmetic reconstruction it ain't gonna get bigger. smile

ditto how just how the heck can a tablet make ya penis bigger exactly id love to know how they claim they work
and if the do work many women want a similar tablet to make breasts bigger/smaller hips tummy thigh tablets to make them smaller to and the most important one for women Male Ego shrinking tablets !!!!
Quote by Mr_mrs_joy
nah fanny just a general topic....who complimented ya tell me i'll knack em

rotflmao rotflmao that would be telling cool
Quote by Marya_Northeast
It's damp, cold and I doubt I'll go there again ... but hey, etto, right Tan? wink

i was being unbaised (what ever the right word is) yup E.T.T.O
is this after conversations on saturday night confused: cool i never take compliments well and usually change the convo to something or someone else confused
Quote by northeastcoupleuk
It's no coincidence that Tan has arranged the social on the same night as the Corgi registered gas fitters summer party. Which is also at exactly the same location ....
Guest are advised to bring the following items:
1. Fire Extinguisher
2. Gas Masks
3. Ear Plugs
... and some type of facility for finding handbags!
biggrin
fook knew it was a fetish night
rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
Quote by northeastcoupleuk
please can you clarify there wont be any gas cookers or pies there

oh yes there will definately be no gas cookers or pies anywhere in the viscinity
:scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:
For the safety of all socialites
any one got a play pen to keep miss creampie123 under control at the social confused: :evil2: :evil2:
bolt
i dont need a badge everyone seems to know who i am redface i stand there saying who the feck are you confused
takes :notes: to perve alot more rolleyes
Quote by creampie123
A thong and socks regardless of the time of year. if i had my way, I'd wear a strappy top and shorts but the mr likes me in a thong in bed The mr wears nothing regardless of the time of year biggrin Mind, I do like to have a fondley doo with his nads lol
Miss Cream xxx

dont forget ya handbag lol lol
i do when i make sons bed put him boxers under the pillow and i still put his hot water bottle in an hour before he goes to bed (although he tells me he is far to old now cos its babyish)
Quote by martin_bg_2000_uk
I noticed that you were talking BOLUCKS

but it was clever bollocks rolleyes
Quote by lustywench
go on add us as well
cant have a bd party and not be there
xxx
lusty and habit

both on the list
Quote by blonde
I think you need to get your PSP to become a HDTVP and then add a little HBGPT and switch the GVFDE on!
If that doesn't work, then I would try a RDEWS plugged into a MLJKH, and that should do the trick! :smug:
Happy to help! :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

nicks blondes name and crowns her "Miss Clever Clogs UK"
btw is there a thickasfuckas way to say what you said up there in a way that i might understand redface
cos i have no idea what you said but it sounds dead clever rolleyes
Quote by Pete_sw
though I have been known to wake up in al stages of dress / undress lol
aint we all redface
It's the Vodka wot done it, honest gov redface
its always the vodka honest redface
Quote by LondonPlaything
This season, I shall mostly be wearing:
a tee-shirt, a very old jumper... and a cardi.
woolie hat for the chillier night.
gawd Im saucie!
lp

has your house got no heating :shock: lol lol
oh yes.. the haeting is there... though rarely on...
You may have noticed I listed no garments for the (ahem) lower protion... the appearance of gooseflesh intrigues me
lp
the shrunk effect is so in this season :giggle:
Quote by Pete_sw
though I have been known to wake up in al stages of dress / undress lol
aint we all redface
Quote by LondonPlaything
This season, I shall mostly be wearing:
a tee-shirt, a very old jumper... and a cardi.
woolie hat for the chillier night.
gawd Im saucie!
lp

has your house got no heating :shock: lol lol
Quote by Cherrytree
New picture uploaded to my profile for all you nice n tight pant lovers out there... lol
*waiting approval

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< taps foot impatiently
waits and waits and waits impatiently redface
i have my sons hair, and teeth along with the crib card and hospital bracelets (4 of em) :shock:
i also have a ponytail (my own hair) from when i got it cut from long to shoulder length aged 11 (theres 3 foot of ponytail) confused kept meaning to sell it but never got round to it and its still in great condition rolleyes
and my nana still has a blood stained cream leather car seat cover (my blood) when i had an accident aged 6 and she rushed me to the hospital she says it brings her memories back confused