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Tan____Kinky
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 43
Straight Male, 67
0 miles · Hartlepool
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Quote by Freckledbird
who are the talibans?
are they not members of the afghani people? are they not citizens of other countries who have moved there to follow an ideal and a religious belief?
if we accept this, and the fact that they face overwelming odds, troops, military equipment and training..
should they not be called heroes as well then?
surelly they put their lives on the line, are NOT paid for it (quite often not even trained for it), and do it for a higher purpose
is that not a definition of heroism?
*snipped*
I WILL make the distinction and call heroes those who deserve it and not those who have merely done the duty they chose to take upon themselves and got paid for.
no, not all soldiers are heroes by default.
and whoever does think so should question their motives for thinking just that very hard...with the same intensity I question my own motives when I make up my mind.
Snipped the middle chunk out but I agree with you :thumbup:
Me to, :thumbup: A "hero" to me is someone who goes over & above the call of duty with no gain for themselves (financial or otherwise) A Joe bloggs who jumps in front of an oncoming car to get a child out of its path is a hero
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Quote by Wakeycouple
sleepy to speedy is 2 letters tan u likkle cheat
Its only 1 but changed the order a little
spiedo to Spider
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Quote by bluexxx
You're all lucky.
I am not swinging atm.
If I was, I would have kicked all of your arses at this game
You don't have to swing to enter points :twisted:
Lady wanks, Pervy photographs, watching cams, etc etc :notes:
In march I only had sex once and still got a fair sum
Yes, I know.
When I used to play this game, I rarely had sex. Most of the points came from watching others at clubs, watching cams, and pervy pics. I could get over 500 points in one night at a club and touch no-one!
So, what's the top score on here so far?
I'll go back to my spreadsheet and see what my top all time score was
4 figures is the highest so far 1100 & something I think
Join in :lol2:
You're gonna cry... last Oct I got 3644 points and I topped 2000 on 2 other months. I have the spreadsheets to proove it!
When I get some decent competition I will join in.....
Hahahahahahahahahahah
Healthy competition
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Quote by bluexxx
You're all lucky.
I am not swinging atm.
If I was, I would have kicked all of your arses at this game
You don't have to swing to enter points :twisted:
Lady wanks, Pervy photographs, watching cams, etc etc :notes:
In march I only had sex once and still got a fair sum
Yes, I know.
When I used to play this game, I rarely had sex. Most of the points came from watching others at clubs, watching cams, and pervy pics. I could get over 500 points in one night at a club and touch no-one!
So, what's the top score on here so far?
I'll go back to my spreadsheet and see what my top all time score was
4 figures is the highest so far 1100 & something I think
Join in :lol2:
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Quote by bluexxx
You're all lucky.
I am not swinging atm.
If I was, I would have kicked all of your arses at this game
You don't have to swing to enter points :twisted:
Lady wanks, Pervy photographs, watching cams, etc etc :notes:
In march I only had sex once and still got a fair sum
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Quote by Mal
A Mal's gotta do what a Mal's gotta do! :lol2:
Haven't done that for a few years now - it was funny at the time, perhaps I've grown up now?:sleeping:
Mal
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Quote by Dirtygirly
Oh sorry... I didn't answer your initial question.
I'm real!
Me to :shock:
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A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course. The husband cringed, 'I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to goup there, find the owner, apologise and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us.'
So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm voice said, 'Come on in.'
When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the pieces of window glass.
A man reclining on the couch asked, 'Are you the people that broke my window?'
'Uh....yeah! , sir. We're sure sorry about that,' the husband replied.
'Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years.
Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes I'll give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for my self.'
Wow, that's great!' the husband said .. He pondered a moment and blurted out, 'I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life.'
'No problem,' said the genie 'You've got it, it's the least I can do and I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!'
'And now you, young lady, what do you want?' the genie asked.
'I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the world,' she said.
'Consider it done,' the genie said. 'And your homes will always be safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!'
'And now,' the couple asked in unison, 'what's your wish, genie?'
'Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, and haven't been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife.'
The husband looked at his wife and said, 'Gee, honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?'
She mulled it over for a few moments and said, 'You know, you're right.
Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about
you, honey?'
You know I love you sweetheart,' said the husband. I'd do the same for you!'
So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable.
After about three hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over and
looked directly into her eyes and asked, How old are you and your husband?'
'Why, we're both 35,' she responded breathlessly..
'No Kidding,' he said. 'Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in genies?'
So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm voice said, 'Come on in.'
When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the pieces of window glass.
A man reclining on the couch asked, 'Are you the people that broke my window?'
'Uh....yeah! , sir. We're sure sorry about that,' the husband replied.
'Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years.
Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes I'll give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for my self.'
Wow, that's great!' the husband said .. He pondered a moment and blurted out, 'I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life.'
'No problem,' said the genie 'You've got it, it's the least I can do and I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!'
'And now you, young lady, what do you want?' the genie asked.
'I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the world,' she said.
'Consider it done,' the genie said. 'And your homes will always be safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!'
'And now,' the couple asked in unison, 'what's your wish, genie?'
'Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, and haven't been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife.'
The husband looked at his wife and said, 'Gee, honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?'
She mulled it over for a few moments and said, 'You know, you're right.
Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about
you, honey?'
You know I love you sweetheart,' said the husband. I'd do the same for you!'
So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable.
After about three hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over and
looked directly into her eyes and asked, How old are you and your husband?'
'Why, we're both 35,' she responded breathlessly..
'No Kidding,' he said. 'Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in genies?'
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An ITALIAN BOY'S CONFESSION
'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'.
The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?'
'Yes, Father, it is.'
'And who was the girl you were with?'
'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation'
Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as
well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?'
'I cannot say.'
'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'
'I'll never tell.'
'Was it Nina Capelli?'
'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'
'Was it Cathy Piriano?'
'My lips are sealed.'
'Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?'
'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'
The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, and I admire
that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy
now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.'
Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and
whispers, 'What'd you get?'
'Four months vacation and five good leads.
'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'.
The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?'
'Yes, Father, it is.'
'And who was the girl you were with?'
'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation'
Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as
well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?'
'I cannot say.'
'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'
'I'll never tell.'
'Was it Nina Capelli?'
'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'
'Was it Cathy Piriano?'
'My lips are sealed.'
'Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?'
'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'
The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, and I admire
that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy
now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.'
Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and
whispers, 'What'd you get?'
'Four months vacation and five good leads.
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We should make up our own minds about whatwe do to our bodies So if the lady wants to shave then yes she should
So if the lady wants to shave then yes she should Sex God
Other people see you as sensible, cautious, careful, and practical. They see you as clever, gifted, or talented, but modest. Not a person who makes friends too quickly or too easily, but someone who is extremely loyal to the friends you do make and who expects the same loyalty in return. Those who really get to know you realize that it takes a lot to shake your trust in your friends, but, equally, that it takes you a long time to get over it if that trust is broken.
