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Big Fella Thanks - Tan--Kinky
Yes please :rascal:
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Tan____Kinky
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 43
Straight Male, 67
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Sex God
I love my bread maker and my GHD's I am not really a gadgety type though
Worst
Probably my iPod as its broke :cry:
Worst
Probably my iPod as its broke :cry: Sex God
Quote by noladreams
bread maker out of garage and unwrapped and cleaned , its been in there for several years never used.. ...bread making commences and shit its a whole lot easier than making a glass of fruit juice with a juicer.. two mins measuring then sit back and chill for hours and hours ...
i like this .. results later ..much later
Yes but while your waiting you get to smell lovely fresh bread cooking and you can plan what you will have on the warm bit
remember to leave it for 5 minutes or so to cool down though
Get the butter out the fridge ready
Tanny... can I come and live with you?!
Yes :twisted: I'm making soup today though so the bread maker might be on
Sex God
Quote by wild rose and the stag
bread maker out of garage and unwrapped and cleaned , its been in there for several years never used.. ...bread making commences and shit its a whole lot easier than making a glass of fruit juice with a juicer.. two mins measuring then sit back and chill for hours and hours ...
i like this .. results later ..much later
Yes but while your waiting you get to smell lovely fresh bread cooking and you can plan what you will have on the warm bit
remember to leave it for 5 minutes or so to cool down though
Get the butter out the fridge ready
Sex God
Has been over 13 years since I wore a sports bra. I needed them then 
so no help what so ever sorry
Refuses to run :twisted:
so no help what so ever sorry Refuses to run :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by bbw_lover
Unless you are my mother :shock: who ends up with deformed loafs that are still gooey in the middle
Or me! Who ended up with something that looked like the Quatermass Experiment, because I forgot to put the little paddle back in after washing and cleaning the machine.
:silly:
:laughabove: :laughabove:
Sex God
Led Zep with John Bonham yeah that's gunna be impossible but :twisted:
yeah that's gunna be impossible but :twisted: Sex God
The difference with a bread maker is, IT does all the hard work :lol2: Measure water - empty packet & water into the pot - switch on - flick a couple of buttons - leave for a few hours and bobs your uncle
Unless you are my mother :shock: who ends up with deformed loafs that are still gooey in the middle
Unless you are my mother :shock: who ends up with deformed loafs that are still gooey in the middle
Sex God
Quote by Bonedigger
It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
One human hair can support 3 kg (6.6 lb).
What I would like to know is who hung new born babies on the "hair" washing lines to test the theory and was the 7lb baby harmed during testing
The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.
I know far to many none average men :shock:
Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.
:rascal:
Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails
:twisted:
The acid in your stomach is strong enough to dissolve razor blades.
:sticky:
Women blink twice as often as men.
Cos we have to look at men its not blinking we just don't want to look :lol2:
The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.
Can I shed a few skins then please
The strongest muscle in the body is the TONGUE.
Cunnilingus anyone
If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.
:shock:
Women reading this will be finished now. Nope I am comparing my thumb to a few things :lol2:
Men are still busy checking their thumbs.
Sex God
The old ones are the best :lol2:
Says she who does not own a microwave
Gadgets and fancy gismo's are just that
Although my bread maker gets used lots :twisted: Sex God
Quote by Witchy
Does masturbation count?
Nice avator :rascal:
:giggle: de ja vu
You been looking up my skirt?
:lol2:
Hard not to
Yeah, I forgot- you are really short.
:dry: Fun sized please! :kick:
Sex God
Don't think his bike will be up and running but you can certainly drop by here 
Im sure I can spare a bed if you need one to
Im sure I can spare a bed if you need one to Sex God
Quote by fluff_n_stuff
Right... this is getting right on my tits. I think I may go and do some w*rk instead!
dg
could you please stop swearing bad lass
Sorry... I fixed it! :giggle:
Don't know what you fixed DG but it wasn't the problem cos I still got it
She fixed the swearing
Sex God
Reminds folk it is now April so get your totals in (will send mine when I put the lappy on later as my spreadsheet in on there)
(will send mine when I put the lappy on later as my spreadsheet in on there) Sex God
Quote by Dawnie
Being caught chatting to a guy at work in the stationary cupboard :giggle:
Chatting? is that a new work for it? :giggle:
Sex God
Quote by Witchy
Does masturbation count?
Nice avator :rascal:
:giggle: de ja vu
You been looking up my skirt?
:lol2:
Hard not to
Sex God
Quote by Witchy
Does masturbation count?
Nice avator :rascal:
:giggle: de ja vu
Sex God
Quote by darlobiglad
hi single male is that ok hun ty
That is fine, your on the list, although you may want to change your profile
Sex God
Quote by HarryJones
Will someone hold my hand? I'll be a (munch) virgin and all nervoused and excited and in need of many instructions and introductions.
I'll hold your hand, I've handholded a few times now so can't be that bad
Regards
Harry Jones
Thank you Harry,
All above on the list :bounce:
Sex God
I get em from the £ shop and yes they cost a pound
also gets durex play tingle from there :twisted:
also gets durex play tingle from there :twisted:
