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Tan____Kinky
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 43
Straight Male, 67
0 miles · Hartlepool
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For me its not the not being able to smoke why I don't frequent the pubs, Its the fact that they all stink now there is no cigarette smoke. Now most smell damp, you can smell the toilets and stale drink all over the pubs 
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I'm away that weekend too :shock: what a coincidence 
but I'm pretty sure we can switch off for an hour wherever we may be 
but I'm pretty sure we can switch off for an hour wherever we may be Sex God
TK Max is like a giant boot sale
I dont go round boot sales but I do charity shops & ebay
I dont go round boot sales but I do charity shops & ebay
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Quote by Dirtygirly
hang on if you chop the labels off ,how do you know what to set the washing machine at when washing them as the washing instructions are on the labels.
or am i just being thick.
No... you're just being a bloke! :giggle:
You check every single label for how to wash it??
colours on a 40
whites on a 60
simple :lol2:
Unless your mixing whites n colours then a 40
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I have decided my legs are to short and fat for sussies and stockings 
I need bigger size stockings to go round the fat but bigger sizes are longer and go higher up the leg and even when the sussie straps are on the shortest bit they are still to long :shock: Unless I cover my boobs with the belt
I need bigger size stockings to go round the fat but bigger sizes are longer and go higher up the leg and even when the sussie straps are on the shortest bit they are still to long :shock: Unless I cover my boobs with the belt Sex God
I chop most of (although I just realised the one on the sussy belt was showing), In my defence it was new 
What about the plastic hanging hoops on tops and trousers/skirts? how annoying are they if you don't chop em off
What about the plastic hanging hoops on tops and trousers/skirts? how annoying are they if you don't chop em off
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Quote by earthchild
Would love to, if I have a sitter
MUST be able to hold an intelligent conversation
Not sure about intelligent but I can hold a conversation
MUST know which cutlery to be used
Now that I can do
MUST bring the wine.
Definately 1 box or 2? :giggle:
Oh Im notv a couple carry on.... :cry:
lol dont worry am in the process of planning our girlie night along the same lines
:bounce:
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Quote by Witchy
When I was working as a doorman many years ago, a lady punched me in the eye because I would not let her take a drink outside(club had no off licence), she punched me in the eye very hard!
I went to punch her back, but the other doormen stopped me.
That was no lady.
It was Witchy in disguise :lol2:
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I'm not scared of wasps but I am allergic to their stings Doesn't pay to start flapping when one comes near
Doesn't pay to start flapping when one comes near Sex God
Is this doing the rounds again 
just got this -
Of someone who is not on my contact list
just got this -
"Howdy, I just spoke to Becca and Brice, and they told me to check out some pills they saw on Oprah. They said they lost 23 pounds in about amonth with them. Anyway you can find them here for only $5"with a link I aint included (just incase a numpty clicks it :lol2:
Of someone who is not on my contact list
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Would love to, if I have a sitter
MUST be able to hold an intelligent conversation
Not sure about intelligent but I can hold a conversation
MUST know which cutlery to be used
Now that I can do
MUST bring the wine.
Definately 1 box or 2? :giggle:
Oh Im notv a couple carry on.... :cry:
MUST be able to hold an intelligent conversation
Not sure about intelligent but I can hold a conversation
MUST know which cutlery to be used
Now that I can do
MUST bring the wine.
Definately 1 box or 2? :giggle:
Oh Im notv a couple carry on.... :cry:
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Quote by Dirtygirly
Where is it??!?! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Not approved yet
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My licence to drive people round the twist expires in 2100 ish :twisted:
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Quote by Dirtygirly
So that's what happens when you're left home alone?! :giggle:
Good effort girls. Will put up a new piccie tonight! Not sure there's any point putting one up for the boys as they don't seem all that keen. :cry:
I had a stab at giving myself some Pervy points I even did a video of my boobies just for you :rascal: Dek benefited to
he got the pics in an email to wake up to :giggle: Sex God
Quote by Witchy
Wilkommen! :welcome:
(Tan, have you changed your name or do we have gremlins?)
Must be gremlins :angel:
:twisted:
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What about if the women hits them first??
Violence is not an answer though in any case be it men or women or both
For most women (and probably men in the same situation), its not just violence its mental abuse to, they can escape the physical abuse by leaving or phoning the police, but mental abuse goes much deeper so they actually think they can't cope without the man and they are kinda brainwashed and programmed to go back.
If the women leaves with her kids sometimes the kids can follow in the man's footsteps and lash out at their mother - the women go back so the men will discipline the children, as the man in these cases is usually the disciplinarian. I've known men who break into a women's refuge just to slit his wrists in front of his wife, not a serious suicide attempt but an attempt to brainwash the women into going home "he needs me/can't live without me"
It is not always as black & white as people make it out to be :cry:
Violence is not an answer though in any case be it men or women or both
For most women (and probably men in the same situation), its not just violence its mental abuse to, they can escape the physical abuse by leaving or phoning the police, but mental abuse goes much deeper so they actually think they can't cope without the man and they are kinda brainwashed and programmed to go back.
If the women leaves with her kids sometimes the kids can follow in the man's footsteps and lash out at their mother - the women go back so the men will discipline the children, as the man in these cases is usually the disciplinarian. I've known men who break into a women's refuge just to slit his wrists in front of his wife, not a serious suicide attempt but an attempt to brainwash the women into going home "he needs me/can't live without me"
It is not always as black & white as people make it out to be :cry:
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Quote by kentswingers777
ITS A FIX !
How is that useless Doris Colleen, still in it?
She cannot even do the required elements. That should be the main point. She cant even let go of her partner, let alone do a jump.
She is the worst skater ever left at this stage.
It is about " skating on ice ", which she is surely
making a mockery of that one.
GET HER OUT!!!..............NOW. It is a tragedy of injustice how others who are better, have worked harder, and do what is required of them, leave and let this useless frump stay.....she was useless at singing too.
She must be making them to much money
and/or getting the ratings up Sex God
Ty DG 
Another attempt or 2
I think I should leave this photographer stuff to Dek
Another attempt or 2
I think I should leave this photographer stuff to Dek
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How people wear suspenders & stockings is beyond me I have just been trying for the last hour and every time I get anywhere near looking remotely half decent - PING Sex God
Jason said
"its a shame this is still a popularity contest"
yup :cry:
"its a shame this is still a popularity contest"
yup :cry:
