Finding dirt on someone I can use :rascal:
Thanks nola :evil2: :evil2: :evil2: :evil2: :evil2:
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Tan____Kinky
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 43
Straight Male, 67
0 miles · Hartlepool
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Nola wipe ya chin love, bit o dust there from SH towers celler :lol2:
Giving me giggles though :giggle:
Giving me giggles though :giggle:
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Nice idea but with all things there is big loopholes
How does being on cam prove it is a genuine couple.
If i was that way inclined I have male friends who would pose as hubby for a cam sesh, sure males have the same - People can and will go to strange lengths for the chance of a shag
From the other end of the scale what if a couple want verified but one partner works away alot??
If a couple split up will one or the other partner be honest and change the profile and pics and get the verifacation altered??
Is it just couples or do singles get verified?? again if a person is not totally honest one could get a female to pose as a swinger for a cam sesh??
How does being on cam prove it is a genuine couple.
If i was that way inclined I have male friends who would pose as hubby for a cam sesh, sure males have the same - People can and will go to strange lengths for the chance of a shag
From the other end of the scale what if a couple want verified but one partner works away alot??
If a couple split up will one or the other partner be honest and change the profile and pics and get the verifacation altered??
Is it just couples or do singles get verified?? again if a person is not totally honest one could get a female to pose as a swinger for a cam sesh??
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Quote by Mr-Powers
I use to curse Woolsworths for puttung there eggs out in January...but i'm sure the supermarkets won't let me down!
Creme eggs were on sale in the pound shop yesterday. It was (nearly wrote is) still december fgs
:doh:
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Usually wor riles 
she lies in the middle on her back with her legs open (what a trollop) :rascal:
If you ignore her pleas to stroke her you get a big wet sloppy kiss and a wet nose under your arm ewwwwwwwwwww :scared:
Then she proceeds to move around the bed taking up as much space as she can while me and dek precariously wobble on the ends,
After all that she decides the bed isnt for her and goes near the window wrapping herself in the curtains and letting the light in from outside
at which point we say :fuckinghell: riles shut the curtains 
but she never does so I end up getting out of bed and stepping on her accidentally
:doh:
she lies in the middle on her back with her legs open (what a trollop) :rascal: If you ignore her pleas to stroke her you get a big wet sloppy kiss and a wet nose under your arm ewwwwwwwwwww :scared:
Then she proceeds to move around the bed taking up as much space as she can while me and dek precariously wobble on the ends,
After all that she decides the bed isnt for her and goes near the window wrapping herself in the curtains and letting the light in from outside
at which point we say :fuckinghell: riles shut the curtains but she never does so I end up getting out of bed and stepping on her accidentally :doh:
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I want a kettle with the warning
"do not boil eggs in here"
written in large letters cos some people are as stupid as they look :shock:
"do not boil eggs in here"
written in large letters cos some people are as stupid as they look :shock:
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Could you arrange to be somewhere close if your not sure about letting her go, Even if she does not know??
Arrange to have a coffee with a friend in a nearby cafe??
Arrange to have a coffee with a friend in a nearby cafe??
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Quote by janemcc
OMG! :gagged:
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
and just whats tickled you my lady??
pm box thattaway <<<<<<
Mine is too <<<<<<
and mine and mine please
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Finally managing to pick out the crispy ones out of mars planets and eating them all :twisted: leaving the soft and chewy ones for other family :twisted:
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I wanted to be a nurse
and I've fainted at the sight of blood and all things gore since I was 14
great nurse I would be 
and I've fainted at the sight of blood and all things gore since I was 14
great nurse I would be Sex God
I would go back 6 years and answer 1 question very very carefully indeed
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I wanted a Laptop but santa ran out :cry: :cry:
I wanted a ring but santa said I wasnt anywhere near good enough
I wanted a ring but santa said I wasnt anywhere near good enough
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Your result for The Kinkyness Test ...
Kinky bastard!
Grats! You're 88% kinky!
Well well well, you kinky bastard! Most likely you're into some weird shit, which is always great. Consider mailing the author of this test, and keep up the good work ;)
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Compared to other takers
* 93/100 You scored 88% on kinkpoints, higher than 93% of your peers.
Kinky bastard!
Grats! You're 88% kinky!
Well well well, you kinky bastard! Most likely you're into some weird shit, which is always great. Consider mailing the author of this test, and keep up the good work ;)
Rate my test!
Compared to other takers
* 93/100 You scored 88% on kinkpoints, higher than 93% of your peers.
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The smell of Bonfires. reminds me of being a kid in my aunts garden picking gooseberries and listening to tales of her travelling around the world
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Quote by splendid_
It would seem from the reports seeping through my consciousness that I may have amused several people and also managed to secure two offers of sex (with my pimp's aka worlass, help)
I do remember having a lovely evening and worlass and I even kissed on cam. Alkyhol wasn't the issue. I feel the tomato's and Hummus may have been out of date or something.
I apologise for the directness of my 'flirting' with some people. I, ahem, may have lost all sense of what was in my head and what was coming out of my fingers and onto the screen. Some witch copied some parts of the conversation back to me this morning and I feel a little relieved that I was amongst friends. Drunk or sober my grasp of women's body parts is second to none and I think you will all agree my priorities are sound.
anyhoo thankyou to my hubby and wife for opening the room and it was a pleasure seeing everyone again.. and some people for the first time.
worlass was in prime perving mode so there will be flirting to be done apparantly.
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Fantastic night Fire and Stormy thanks
and thanks for the banter everyone Sex God
The polar express
Its Christmas eve didnt ya know!
Pigging out of crisps, ice cream, chocolate and pop
Its Christmas eve didnt ya know!
Pigging out of crisps, ice cream, chocolate and pop
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Quote by splendid_
Do you know who I am ??
I am going to extend my rider to so that I can have gold and flowers and champagne (to take home) and caviar (I can have vegetarian caviar too can't I ?) and diamonds... and a man that has a big cock and knows what to do with it. (
oh, oh, oh.. and and and... I don't know what else to ask for.... oh, I know, someone who doesn't treat either me, themselves or their partner like a piece of meat. Can I have that too? Please can I ? Oh gowan. :bounce:
Yes :twisted:
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Quote by anais
I haven't seen this posted yet:
Track Santa
:bounce: He's in the Kuril Islands :bounce: Thats means he is on his way :bounce:
Ho Ho Ho
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Its tonight :bounce:
and as long as I dont sit on the pc all day I should be good and set to be somewhere near organised by 8pm :bounce:
(rather than last year still painting stairs at 9pm) :doh:
and as long as I dont sit on the pc all day I should be good and set to be somewhere near organised by 8pm :bounce:
(rather than last year still painting stairs at 9pm) :doh:
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Quote by Dirtygirlie
There's a bit of me that wants to know what the link is!
I mean it really can't be worse than a siblings assets can it? :undecided:
I wanna know
or do I? Sex God
Turkey
Some cake or other not xmas pud
chocolate
wine with dinner then on to the strongbow
Some cake or other not xmas pud
chocolate
wine with dinner then on to the strongbow
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We had 2 shags last year
Went back to bed while the kid was playing with his toys on the morning and had another on the evening at bedtime :shock:
Probably just an evening one this year
we gotta be at the parents house at noon
Went back to bed while the kid was playing with his toys on the morning and had another on the evening at bedtime :shock:
Probably just an evening one this year
we gotta be at the parents house at noon Sex God
A pint of strongbow please naked person
I will be over in last-minute-wrappers corner helping out :twisted:
Has anyone got any spare carrots for the reindeer?? I forgot to buy some and I aint going back to asda for a carrot
I will be over in last-minute-wrappers corner helping out :twisted:
Has anyone got any spare carrots for the reindeer?? I forgot to buy some and I aint going back to asda for a carrot
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Quote by itsnbits35
Hi i put in the disk but it wont do anything only update and carnt find restore in programs what about dropping it through the loft window it is making me mad been trying to do it since ggggrrrrr
Its in system tools inside accessories.
