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Tan____Kinky
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 43
Straight Male, 67
0 miles · Hartlepool
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Quote by browning
Might be an idea to teach children to speak english first!
Innit :thumbup: I is all 4 talkin english
wasssssssup
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Hopes it stays open until after january so my gift vouchers for christmas pressies aint kerplunked 
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Be fair my shoes were broke last time 
Resurrected a long lost thread.
Resurrected a long lost thread.
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Quote by M8-Me
No one famous but then i dont have any friends :lol2:
Join my facebook the billynomates, i mean tankinky
Do you have famous people on your friend list?
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Quote by Peanut
chirpy chirpy cheep cheep cd
A rather large pink feather!
:rascal:
A sack load of costa coffee
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Louis walsh didnt agree though and the pair began a brawl on live telly..
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Quote by Sixfootsix
Ooooh! I thought of another!
Chedder cheese biscuits & fruit pastilles! Brilliant combo!
:shock:
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Quote by M8-Me
Ethel Austin? or am i missing a point here?
:laughabove:
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Quote by Sixfootsix
And I always find that that horrible nasty processed cheese slice stuff actually works well in cheese toastie situations!
It is its spunking capability so much better for melting and gooeyness than normal cheese
Crap Cheese and cornbeef toasties :inlove:
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Quote by Sixfootsix
two more, but I don't think these qualify, totally normal:
Banana sandwiches
Cheese on toast with tomato sauce on. yum. <<<< if I was hungry I'd be eating that right now! lol
Banana sarnis is so right, as is nanny on toast
specially if you grill the banana on toast for a few minutesCheese on toast with marmite tastes better than tomato ketchup dont ya know anything tall man :lol2:
Crisp sandwiches is just so so so very wrong :vomitemotex100:
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Pork pie...
Dipped in thousand island dip :shock:
Its actually quite nice
Dipped in thousand island dip :shock:
Its actually quite nice
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:welcome: 
pull up a pew and prepare for the cobwebs to form about your house
pull up a pew and prepare for the cobwebs to form about your house Sex God
I knew what was going to happen My member got harder at the thought as her skirt lifted in the breeze
