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Tan____Kinky
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 43
Straight Male, 67
0 miles · Hartlepool

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Quote by Steve
Hotel is booked :bounce:

Sitter booked :bounce:
Not Shireen is it? :giggle:
:bounce:
Making other people happy :happy:
Learning something new that im interested in and have found out/learned without any help loon
Cooking :cheers:
Getting to the end of a great book/film/programme and thinking ah i would never of guessed that :crazy:
Mastering something ive found hard :thrilled:
Surpassing expections when people said i wouldnt/couldnt flipa
Watching my son grow into a level headed mini human being with common sense, life skills and manners :smug:
Quote by noladreams30
Tan, kiss and :therethere:
Just because... Oh and passionkiss too just for good measure!
Nola x wink

Awww thanks kiss passionkiss
Ive gone for the buy in bulk and stick stuff together theme i may just get 1 decent outfit out o it rolleyes
oh and i have a spare straw hat if any one needs one confused
Quote by flower411
I started a thread some time ago about knowing "the one"
As others have mentioned things change and we move on, either voluntarily or we get pushed.
Mrs flower isn`t my "one" and I`m not hers either, but due to the experiences we have had in our lives I strongly suspect that we will grow old together.
Don`t get me wrong, this is not a "second best" thing it`s just a case of finding that maybe perfection isn`t the goal but compromise and acceptance is .. dunno
I left "the one" many years ago and I wouldn`t change much, maybe the bitterness and violence could have been toned down a bit rolleyes but it was part of my life and I have moved on, but there is never a day that I don`t wonder ............
Oh and btw !! I know this is a bit contradictory, but all I can say to anybody who was gonna point that out is .... flipa

Summed it up far better than i could lol To me "the one" (in my head) is quite perfect but its not only the person who is perfect its the life and that never works out imo anyway fecked that up at 15 rolleyes and i accepted a few years ago my life wasnt headed for the perfection route dunno
Quote by noladreams30
In edit- Nola, may I join you in pragmatic corner? wink

Please do... :rose:
wink
And me too please.....
Quote by TanKinky
I didnt
Still dont..
It just progressed into what it is today dunno

Miss Unromantic along with Mr Couldnt-give-a-flying-fuck
Oh and hyperthetically i wont spend the rest of my life with him that is of course if everything goes to plan
Sorry boney am off to join winchy and nola in the corner redface
Quote by mistress_sassy
That said, I am scarily organised with the outfit! I actually know what I am wearing and have it already this far ahead.:shock:

And tonights plan for me is to plan my outfit
:shock:
Quote by winchwench
Just you wait madam.....I'll force feed you a parsnip cheesecake :dry:

Erm
Oh no you wont

bolt
Quote by winchwench
winky that's such a disgusting innuendo from a supposed lady! smackbottom
As for you kinkykecks smackbottom for encouraging her! evil

Well, Tan & I will just have to rethink the offer we were just about to make to "put 'em in our mouths & suck em"
Suit yerself rolleyes
Never mind Tan, we'll go find ourselves a real man wink
Mmmm like who??? Do we know any "real" men??
Quote by winchwench
Hmmmm... rpm wonders what a McFlurry is then? dunno

A McFuck in a hurry :rascal:
:doh: :giggle:
I thought it was a shag in a snowstorm wink
Can i get one of those to "eat out" please! wink
Quote by redpantherman
Hmmmm... rpm wonders what a McFlurry is then? dunno

A McFuck in a hurry :rascal:
Quote by redpantherman
winky that's such a disgusting innuendo from a supposed lady! smackbottom
As for you kinkykecks smackbottom for encouraging her! evil

flipa
Quote by northeastcoupleuk
Are we nearly there yet :bounce:

lol........tan no showers after the party lol
Wont need to, take me all of 2 skips and a jump to get home la
Quote by winchwench
When I was doing my aerobics & running classes I had to include MORE salt in my diet the prevent cramps!
Consuming more sodium was very specific to my lifestyle & will not be a cure all for everone else but...
Maybe this might help
But please remember to consult your doctor before taking anyones advice on medical issues in a forum ok :thumbup:

Did you have chocolate salty balls? dunno
:laughabove: :laughabove:
Quote by soul_girl
TanKinky Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 9:13 am Post subject:
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It is on a monday morning...... It was the weekend for everyone yesterday not just you or me meaning you dont work 24/7 and neither does admin/the technicals people and there is plenty other parts of the site other than chat
Or if you have extras go in via the back door

I am paying to have 24/7 access to the chat rooms so the technical people should be working 24/7. If they are not working 24/7 to solve any problems then it should be stated on the site.
Your paying to use the whole site not just the chat room
Quote by Bonedigger
Mr B says thanks a lot for all your birthday wiahes....he didnt know you cared....I told him you didnt and that I had to bribe you all with cake :twisted:

And very nice cake too Mrs B :giggle:
Any more dunno

Sit there, hmm, count your fingers.
What else, what else is there to do ?
Oh and I know how you feel,
I know you feel that you’re through.
Oh wah wah ah sit there, hmm, count,
Ah, count your little fingers,
My unhappy oh little girl, little girl blue, yeah.
Oh sit there, oh count those raindrops
Oh, feel ’em falling down, oh honey all around you.
Honey don’t you know it’s time,
I feel it’s time,
Somebody told you ‘cause you got to know
That all you ever gonna have to count on
Or gonna wanna lean on
It’s gonna feel just like those raindrops do
When they’re falling down, honey, all around you.
Oh, I know you’re unhappy.
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I remember when, I remember, I remember when I lost my mind
There was something so pleasant about that place.
Even your emotions had an echo
In so much space
And when you're out there
Without care,
Yeah, I was out of touch
But it wasn't because I didn't know enough
I just knew too much
Does that make me crazy?
Does that make me crazy?
Does that make me crazy?
Possibly
And I hope that you are having the time of your life
But think twice, that's my only advice
Come on now, who do you, who do you, who do you, who do you think you are,
Ha ha ha bless your soul
You really think you're in control
Well, I think you're crazy
I think you're crazy
I think you're crazy
Just like me
My heroes had the heart to lose their lives out on a limb
And all I remember is thinking, I want to be like them
Ever since I was little, ever since I was little it looked like fun
And it's no coincidence I've come
And I can die when I'm done
Maybe I'm crazy
Maybe you're crazy
Maybe we're crazy
Probably
Uh, uh
The day of the Twin Towers i had just got back from holiday the night before (flying) and my parents were still out there due to come back 3 days later, bringing on lots of worry if they would get home But i think i was washing etc..
The morning/night princess diana died i was doing a paper round and found out about 6am when i went to the newsagents
Both shook me massively