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not what you were after? oh ok :cry:
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not what you were after? oh ok :cry:
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Tan____Kinky
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 43
Straight Male, 67
0 miles · Hartlepool
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Sex God
ooh FB you flirt!!!! :P
ok sorry photobucket seems to be broken
i have resized!!!
ok sorry photobucket seems to be broken
i have resized!!! Sex God
Wasnt no one famous or even my first!
I hadnt had sexy for a couple of years i was single and to busy to do anything about it, On a night out me and this man got talking we ended up back at my place it had been a while and i was nervous as hell he very very quickly put me at ease. It was never going to be anymore than sex but he did more in 1 night than many could even imagine.
Could say it was my first thoroughly enjoyable time and he was a perfect gent.
I saw him a year later and he could not beleive the4 difference in me!
I hadnt had sexy for a couple of years i was single and to busy to do anything about it, On a night out me and this man got talking we ended up back at my place it had been a while and i was nervous as hell he very very quickly put me at ease. It was never going to be anymore than sex but he did more in 1 night than many could even imagine.
Could say it was my first thoroughly enjoyable time and he was a perfect gent.
I saw him a year later and he could not beleive the4 difference in me!
Sex God
Quote by Pete_sw
why is it everytime i read the title of this thread i read 'Underwater etiquette'
I generally do commando these days, i find it attracts a certain amount of visual interest that i actually notice (see the 'reading the signs' thread) which at my age i find quite gratifying
as for the ladies, i'm afraid in some ways i'm a little bit Victorian in as much as i'm a total sucker for a good cleavage, probably why i'm half in love with Wenchy to be honest.
I know the feminists are going to hate me for it, but the lift and squeeze together look does it every time for me :inlove: i can quite happily sit and have a conversation with a cleavage all night long :rascal:
Knows to wear a corset if/when we meet
Sex God
Quote by Peanut
Do you really want a daft bint to answer that!!!! it might be dangerous!
I suspect it wouldn't be dangerous to you!
It might be :shock:
Well from what I've seen you're certainly hot enough to boil a kettle. I suppose it could be dangerous if it bubbled over and covered you in hot liquid, then ran down your body.
Its good for your skin apparently so im up for it if you are!!!
Sex God
32nd of August is the first full day we have back after the holiday i made it up for this year so it can still be August when we get back 1st of September seems so past summer doesnt it!
And yes Alan Rickman is bloody gorgeoushwoar: as well as his other talents of course 
1st of September seems so past summer doesnt it! And yes Alan Rickman is bloody gorgeous
hwoar: as well as his other talents of course Sex God
Quote by Peanut
Do you really want a daft bint to answer that!!!! it might be dangerous!
I suspect it wouldn't be dangerous to you!
It might be :shock:
Sex God
Quote by Peanut
to Tankinky:
You are probably the only one on this site that I have ever fallen in love with.
You're very special
x
:inlove:
Oh my word :shock: must be some one who has never met me :giggle:
But obviously wants too
was it you? :giggle:
Sex God
Do you really want a daft bint to answer that!!!! it might be dangerous!
Sex God
A close up of your eyes? would be nice 
(specially if your having horny thoughts when the pic is being took)
oh ok i know its not for me but........
(just dont make it the same pic as the animal pic or peeps will get wrong idea) :shock:
(specially if your having horny thoughts when the pic is being took)oh ok i know its not for me but........
(just dont make it the same pic as the animal pic or peeps will get wrong idea) :shock:
Sex God
"Go ahead!!" is such a dare i say it to often the problems starts when they do actually go ahead.... fools :giggle:
the problems starts when they do actually go ahead.... fools :giggle: Sex God
Quote by noladreams30
etiquette for women is simple. If it matches and looks good then it's perfect. End
It's supposed to match? :doh:
So that's where I'm going wrong....
even my bikini doesnt match :shock:
Sex God
every bra of mine has underwire in i need structure and support and a helping hand to restrain mine
Sex God
Quote by noladreams30
to Tankinky:
You are probably the only one on this site that I have ever fallen in love with.
You're very special
x
:inlove:
Oh my word :shock: must be some one who has never met me :giggle:
Sex God
the last sports bra i owned was flaming horrid only wore it for hockey didnt need it for table tennis which was the only sport i did past age 13
Sex God
Quote by Cherrytree
is that our first confession??? :bounce:
Shhhhhh lost me bottle
What did i miss?
missed boney doing the quote she should have done before pete got chance to edit
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
Yeah but, no but...
You do realise i'm going to call you Vicky from now on :giggle:
Sod off!
How about fluffyvicky ...... has a certain ring to it !!
:shock: You can shurrup as well!
Sticky vicky sounds better :twisted:
Tan runs for her life Sex God
Quote by Pete_sw
is that our first confession??? :bounce:
Shhhhhh lost me bottle
Nah ya didnt
Sex God
Quote by lynswondering that to
So I have picked my team
Sex God
Quote by awol
Is someone really beautiful/handsome actually disadvantaged in the swinging scene because people daren't approach
Quote by davidsanction
Beauty is indeed in the eye of the beholder and someone that is considered a beauty to one person is seen as rather plain and nothing special by someone else
I tend to agree with Davidsaction that beauty really is in the eyes of the beerholder but having said that. I found, at various parties and clubs I've been to, that some of the extremely good looking people tend not to go for ugly gits like me. Obviously they want to play with similarly good looking folk.
Although that never stopped me approaching - tentatively - I must say though it helps having a thick hide to get used rejection
Some do go for the beauty and beast theory as well :thumbup:
Sex God
i dont know who any of mine are off 
it could drive a gal crazy it could!!!!! :twisted:
it could drive a gal crazy it could!!!!! :twisted: Sex God
Quote by noladreams30
to TanKinky
Every time I look into those eyes my heart starts to race, I drop my eyes a little and my blood pressure goes through the roof
I continue to peruse your lovely pics and suddenly my ......................................... :rascal:
:inlove:
bleeding eck :shock: my pm box is <<<----- thaddaway
be there or......... leave me in suspenders
Sex God
I think everyone is out of my range therefore when they show interest its very flattering
Sex God
Quote by lyns
Well there I was watching High School Musical for the second time this morning when there was a little rat a tat tat on the door, they were back after I had missed them last week!!.
I returned their book and explained that I was uninterested in their religion and that I was was happy ambeling through life without it.
They asked why and I told them that parts of the book they left me were in my opinion bollox (I didn't use the word bollox but can't think of a different word right now) especially the part where they will except no blood products!.
They think its a shame that I don't want any bible study lessons as they feel I have alot of unanswered questions... (I have an inquisitive mind). But I did it I said no thanks im not interested!. Oh and I also told them my mum would disown me if I joined their religion a little white lie never hurt anyone did it...!!!.
Whoooooah! Hold the phone!
You chose High School Musical over The Watchtower?
I'd call them back fast honey- you need help! :scared:
we have watched it 5 times in total today! It was the little ones birthday pressie, i've got High School Musical 2 to look forward to tomorrow!!.Time to get an extra tv dvd and video for the kids!!!!!! after sitting through 300+ viewing of disney's dinosaur i was more than happy to pay out
