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Tasitus
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 58
0 miles · Leicestershire

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Quote by noladreams
I'd flash them the chestacular boobage sillyhwoar:

Can I become a new member again - please please please !!!
:rascal: Do you need banning? whip smackbottom
Woops I mis read that - I thought there was a g in there instead of an n bolt
Quote by Dlep

Now you REALLY do need to get out more

If there was anything truly interesting out there, I wouldn't be in here lol
:laughabove: that is so true
Quote by noladreams
I'd flash them the chestacular boobage sillyhwoar:

Can I become a new member again - please please please !!!
as they say in a certain confectionary advert - how would you corrupt your "new" member ??
Quote by noladreams
I've lurked around on this site for a few years now but never posted before, so I'm not sure if I'm an old noobie or a new oldie! :smile:

I'm sure we could arrange for some of the has-beens - sorry, old hands ;) - to y'know, help you settle in... :rascal:
Oh I have two vary able hands if they are needed ?
Quote by Dlep
Buffy 1-7
Dollhouse 1-2
Firefly/Serenity
Star Fleet
Sledgehammer! series 1
Matrix trilogy
Spiderman (first ones)
Xmen
Pirates of the Carribean
Various Doctor Who
Star Trek DS9 Series 7
Various Anime boxsets (around 12)
Kill Bill
Red Dwarf Series 7 and 8
Bottom Series 1
Family Guy series 2
Various Transformers ('80's cartoon series)
And that's only the ones I can think of off the top of my head lol

Now you REALLY do need to get out more
Quote by Qbu
It's more that I 'can't be arsed' anymore. Is there a one worder for that? Other than lazy or frigid? :-?

"Fookit"
Or not!! Love it - ta lol
You're welcome :welcome:
Quote by Dlep
I could deny myself something that might make me a better (or more deviant ;) ) person.

Is that even possible -you MORE deviant !!!bolt
Quote by Qbu
It's more that I 'can't be arsed' anymore. Is there a one worder for that? Other than lazy or frigid? :-?

"Fookit"
Quote by Cubes
Back in the day I loved the original Lost In Space series so I was going to nominate that, but having just watched this I think I must have been deranged!! loon

I think those psychedelic spots may have something to do with derangement :loon:
Quote by Qbu
I like to watch 'feel good' stuff if I'm not watching crap tv :smile:

Oh thats most of the time then !!!!
Quote by Qbu
Yes you are and therefore can only speak when spoken to.

Clearly I'm not, as I know you, miserable bastard. So I shan't flipa
Oh I say !!!!!!:shock:
Quote by bluexxx
Think I may be a cross between Blackadder and Johnny English....


Oh wait a minute ...... lol :lol: :lol:

Yes.. Wait a minute..... :lol:

Bugger you have sussed me out !!!!
Think I may be a cross between Blackadder and Johnny English....

Oh wait a minute ...... lol :lol: :lol:
Thunderbirds
5.....4.....3.....2.....1
or Stingray
"Anything can happen in the next half hour!"
Quote by Qbu
Oh, should I mention that Bluexxx has been my mentor and role model for so long - love that smart, crazy woman! innocent
Run from me now ... wink

Awwww 'cme ere :twisted: :twisted: :bounce:
I have the following box sets
House I
House II
House III
House IV
House V
House VI
House VII
House VIII
I think there's a theme here dunno
Quote by Gerty35
Perhaps we shouldn't be here ? 41% & 44% . . . . . at least there's room for improvement.

Ah, but together you mustered a respectable 85% so all is not lost. smile
plus of course it is only the written test :rascal::rascal:
We're usually good on the written tests and theory, its the practical application we're struggling with dunno
You need to get a man in bolt
Quote by deancannock
tonight Matthew....I'm wearing my chunky jumper I am Tiffany....I think we alone now !!!

I thought you were only Tiffany at a weekend ???dunno
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
Can't believe I missed all this!! :mad:
I only found out about the party today (my fault - note to self: MUST keep more up to date on this new-fangled social media malarkey).
Can't believe we had FB, PK, Angel Chat, Nola AND bl0ke in a GFZ, and I wasn't there to do my naked butler bit (groping not just permitted but expected and positively encouraged).
Oh well, it has been fun reading the thread. Any chance of a repeat (oo-er missus!)?
I promise to pay more attention next time!
Will

Hmmph... not even a mention!! rolleyes
*sulks*
thats because your quiet dg
DG and quiet - do those two words even belong in the same sentance ??? dunnobolt
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Not drinking

You weren't invited anyway straighty!
MY widey is back NOW ;)
You're such a cheap tart- you were flirting with me earlier and now you have Widey as your meat puppet rolleyes
Now THAT was funny
Quote by wild rose and the stag
i think around 120 did WRATS camp at one point or another over that weekend.. still never been mentioned by the neighbours Not even the lunatic woman in thr road screaming !!!! . although they do speak to us now .. im guessing they have mellowed a little with the years.. i recall lassoing fee ... too many people in the hot tub..Oh my god yes !!!! .. yes that is possible. going to bed early as both Rose and I were completely too knackered to actually enjoy the party after setting it all up..
must check the pics from back then.. got them somewhere on the drive thats locked up in the safe God you have pictures !!!!redfacesurprisedops:.

But "oh yes those were the days"
Quote by Earthchild
finally got the laptop back simply cant do this site on an ipad fgs stupid things
i feel there is soooo much to catch up on so many old names ive not seen on here for a while although have seen in person, some not seen in person
brings a warm feeling to your girlie bits it does! when my avatar is approved i shallb e whole again!

Nothing wqrong with my Ipad lol
Hi - I remember that frontage !!!!
lol when you are a touch typist the ipad is extremely annoying especially with its auto correct!
Oh now that is a bugger its true - I have to check everything twice - predictive text - shoot the invetor I say
Quote by Suze43
Hi everyone passionkiss just sitting here shyly in the corner.. nice to see everyone!
Suze

You never used to be that quiet smile
lol really?? always thought of myself as being pretty shy ... but maybe my memory has clouded over time!!
Hmmmm maybe it has :) xx
Quote by Calista
Oh my word lots of "older" SH people here
Well I'm an oldie - under a new name though - but Martellnotts ring any bells ?

I remember that name smile
wave
Well hello to you too - how's the both? of you ? kiss
Quote by wild rose and the stag
and the piece de la resitance was a certain "lady" in the middle of the road outside Wild Rose and Staggy's house shouting her head off as I arrived late for a camping weekend !!!!

lol i remember that screamer.....lol send her our love if anyones still in touch
I will lol smile
Quote by Sarah
on a Sunday morning, and the user list is like a who's who of SH !!
rotflmao :rotflmao: :grin:

I think a 10 year rios social should be in order
Ok you arranging it?? :giggle:
Do I have to find my SH badge ????
If we have a social at Rio's, just where are you planning on pinning your badge??
lol :lol: :lol:
Sarah !!!! I've just looked back at the posts and they were pins rather than badges lol
Now wondering where I should pin it smile :twisted: :twisted: