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Sexlightened
Thanks Novice! biggrin
I will consider going! But there is also a London Munch happening soon!
Anybody who wants to contact me please pm me and we'll have a chat!
Sexlightened
Thanks for responding! biggrin
Well it depends if I have a place to stay!
:D
Sexlightened
Hi again biggrin !
Well, I am a young dude who lives in London, who is single at the moment. I am looking for a bit of fun with women! I don't really have a particular type, you just have to be sexy, funny and friendly.
I am fun to be around (I guess!) wink and into sensual sex. I like women of all colours and ages (within reason). So if you are interested please pm me.
I think my ad number is 59321. Check me out!
Oh did I say I can travel!? As far as Manchester, maybe further.
Sexlightened
Almost right! It is from Predator, but Blaine says it! Jesse Ventura, the big white guy with the portable gatling gun! "I don't have time to bleed!"
Nice one Easy! You got one?
If not who will play Batman in the new Batman film?
Sexlightened
Hi this thread will be dedicated to films and film news! I am sure you know all about films coming out in the near future like The Punisher, Spider-man2, Hellboy, Aliens vs Predator, Blade 3, Walking Tall, Collateral, Batman Begins, The stepford wives, Shek 2, King Arther, Man on Fire, The Boune Supremacy...etc but if you don't I may be able to help you out.
To get this thread rolling I have got a quote, name the film it comes from and the character who says it.
"Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. This stuff will make you a Goddamned sexual Tyrannosaurous, just like me."
Sexlightened
Maybe I haven't been paying much attention here but I thought Mal was a guy! Gilbert, he may have a slightly feminine bum, but he is still a man, I think. Therefore, because he is a man his bum is not present because it is a Swinging heaven female bum gallery!
wink biggrin
Any more female bottoms?
Sexlightened
Thanks Marya! But I am prepared to travel! wink
Marya I really must thank you for at least acknowledging me! I think I am in love! :inlove:
But seriously thanks!
Sexlightened
Ok, :cry: I tried, I really did! :cry: :cry: :cry: But no one wants to talk to me! :cry: :cry:
Jesus, this is depressing!
Ok I need to know what goes down when two people from site meet and have sex! Can I be a witness to all of it? I need to know for research purposes!
Sexlightened
Wow! What a interesting selection of female posteriors!
They are all very fine, but a couple make me go :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
But I would like to congradulate all the ladies for having such fine bums and being willing to share pictures of them with us.
:rose: :rose: :thrilled: :cheers:
Sexlightened
Oh yeah any ladies want to help me with my reasearch! I need more experience so I can give better advice! wink
Check me out in the meeting forum please.
Sexlightened
Hey, I am serious, so come on don't be shy pm me if you are interested and tell me what you would like to happen if we met. I don't mind what colour, age or size* you are, just as long as you are clean and friendly.
* (Within reason!)
Sexlightened
Groucho I think you misunderstood me! My statement has nothing to do with beer.
Anyway more problems?
Sexlightened
Thanks for the support MISSCHIEF and Davej smile .
Any tips on improving my chances of meeting women on this site guys! Check out the meet forum! :)
I'll think about what you have said. And Davej say anything annoying I will open up a six-pack of whoopass on you! lol
Sexlightened
Awwww! Come on women! Gimme a chance! lol
advert is 59321.
Sexlightened
Hi fellow SH'ers because I am an Agony Uncle on this site I wish to broaden my sexual experinces with women. I have lived quite a sheltered life in that respect, I only usually had sex while in relationships. So this whole thing is new to me. So if any of the ladies wish to help me broaden my experiences,( no matter if they are newbies or old veterans)
please get in touch.
Also I would be grateful if two bisexual ladies would do me the great honour of allowing me to watch them get it on. Purely for research purposes you understand.
I may be willing to travel, but I cannot accomadate....
I should be free midweek-two weeks from now. So if you are interested get in touch.
lol :cry: wink smile :) :twisted:
bye
Sexlightened
Hi there, any problems you people want solving?
I'll tell you mine.
Should I join a regular dating site or stay here and hope to get lucky? As much as I like you guys and this excellent site, I have not had much luck in meeting members of the opposite sex here. So should I stay or should I go? (It's always tease, tease, tease...)
Um sorry about that! But seeing as I cannot be on this site for long periods of time I guess I cannot contribute much here and get well known and popular.
Also any smart-alec remarks will result in me doing Brad Pitts special fighting move in the film Troy on the aforementioned smart-alec.
Sexlightened
Good luck Mal old buddy! :grin:
I hope it works out for you, otherwise what chance does a relative newbie like me have?
Sexlightened
What are you talking about Damnbuster? Hot chocolate and cookies? :twisted:
Sexlightened
Hi Dambuster, you might want to start a hobby like stamp collecting. This will bore your little head but interest your big head. Or you might like to start acting like a thirteen year old and practice the art of masterbation regularly over magazines such as FHM and LOADED!
Also you might want to take sleeping pills before you go to sleep at night! wink
Sexlightened
Huh! :shock: MISSCHIEF will handle this one methinks! I am kinda busy at the mo! Write to the agony aunt at the Sun she'll help as well!
Sexlightened
Has anyone got a problem that needs solving? Don't be shy get in touch with Tkano and his SH team!
Dun-dur-nundur-dur-dur-dur,dur -dur dur, dur-durnada-dur( A-Team theme music)
Sexlightened
I think you two need to seek serious professional help! :shock: loon poke bolt
Looks like I found my deputies! biggrin wink
Pray continue giving your insane advice my disciples! :D
Sexlightened
Thanks Flavio! smile
It was a shame! Espcially since the guys who said they were coming did'nt turn up!
It goddamn made me look like a fool! mad :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x
Anyhoo what can you do? rolleyes
Sexlightened
I'll help out also if you want! biggrin
I am sure your Munch will be a success simply because you are well known and liked here! Also the fact you are attracting some fine female help is sure to attract a lot of single males, JUST AS LONG AS THEY DON'T FRIGGING BOTTLE IT! AND BALE OUT AT THE LAST SECOND WITHOUT TELLING YOU! mad :x :x blink
Sorry! redface
I hope it turns out ok!
Sexlightened
It seems I have created a monster! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Thanks for all your input guys!
Now who wants to be the deputy Uncle or Aunt? smile
Sexlightened
Any women anywhere 'kay!
Inivited to have drinks and a chat! If you are good I promise to do ya! biggrin
Sexlightened
Good Idea Daff! I most certainly will escort your fine ass to Perfect Strangers house if you'll let me! wink :twisted:
Sexlightened
Well, now you have explained what your problem is in more detail, I can now give you some constructive advice. redface
You have a unique and difficult problem. I can only advise you to use your time on your computer to make friends with as many women as possible! And have daily discussions with them. Some women may find your syndrome difficult to understand and therefore distance themselves from you but quite a few will try to understand it and therefore be open to the idea of forming a relationship with you.
This might not be what you want to hear, but be patient join some dating sites and with luck you might find what you are looking for.
Also you are more than welcome to attend any Munches I set up! wink