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Tool
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 63
Straight Female, 48
0 miles · Wombourne

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Looking at pics to use for avatar, but need to reduce them to fit the size.
Anyone know of programmes readily available that help you do this?
Quote by fabio grooverider
you had to leave the link up there... you can tell i am bored,.. i am on page 5 of the thread...
snap out of it boy....... lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
tool... you are a bad man for bringing it up.... mind you.. if newbies weren't scare before.. they would be scared after reading it...... lol
sean xxxxxxxxxx

Fabio, I'm seem to recall it was YOU who mentioned 'V'.... :lol:
Quote by manofmuchfun
Whatever horrors lie within, I won't talk about it, honest. Otherwise I'll NEVER get to a munch, I'm sure. lol

Tool keep a lookout in Lets meet up honey
why? is he gonna get a shag ? ......(joking)
I'm sure she's got many better guys than me to choose from...
Whatever horrors lie within, I won't talk about it, honest. Otherwise I'll NEVER get to a munch, I'm sure. lol
Lol....I'm really sorry. I just wondered what it was all about. Can't wait to read it now!
I've had no problems, but it took me a while to work it out after being used to the old version.
Can you pm me and tell me which buttons you're hitting?
Lol....I will read it at my leisure while I wait for the new Harry Potter!
You don't mean THIS one?
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/27234.html
Just a joke.....
On a serious front, can someone please explain to a fairly new guy why everyone has 'certified by Warwick' on their profile?
I'm sure there's a story...
If you're the guys who asked the other day, wasn't there and issue of different email addys?
Quote by sx newbees
cant find any or we would have....tool...very apt!!!

If only you knew...if you're on the boards regularly, you know them.
Find, let's say Jags in the right-hand column of names and click on the name.
I believe you identify a mod (it says moderator) and press the pm button. Just a wild guess...
At this point someone normally suggests that you PM a mod...
Quote by Silk and Big G
Skippy the Bush Kangaroo

No, in Walkabout she only swims naked, she doesn't do it with a kangaroo. lol
Jenny Aggutter....think she's even sexier in 'Walkabout'.
My favourite 'erotic' film is 'The Key' with Stefania Sandrelli and our own Frank Finlay. A guy wants to watch his wife screw his daughter's boyfriend, because they've been flirting and it's turned him on, so he deliberately leaves his diary 'available' to her so she'll find it and act out his fantasies.
I can only give you a personal response on this...
I've watched my partner with many guys. It's obviously a real turn-on or I wouldn't do it, but for me, seeing them french kissing is almost as erotic as seeing them fucking. I know some guys prefer their partner just to do 'the act' and not show any signs of 'tenderness', but I think watching her entwine tongues with a guy is really horny.
Therefore, in response to your question, I'm happy for them to lie kissing for a few minutes afterwards. You've just let the guy fuck her stupid, so I hardly think he can turn that off like a switch the second he comes.
Just my personal opinion. As with many things in swinging, you have to go with the flow with different people you meet up with, in my experience.
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Hi Tool
I can only agree with the other comments on here only advice I would give though is to take your own towel if you are slightly larger than average. We don't have a problem with chams towels but one of our friends finds them slightly on the small side for hiding her modesty ! redface Saturday afternoons are really chilled we go to relax after our car journey and then carry on in to the couples evening. Been to a few clubs chams is our favourite.
:love: xxx

Have you asked on the way in for the extra large towels because thats what I do dunno
Dawn biggrin
Hopefully by the time I get round to going it won't be such an issue for me...
Quote by naughtynymphos1
I have been to many clubs, chameleons mainly as its only cpl miles away and i have never seen a single club where every1 is body beautiful, well i'm there for a start lol, there are usually all ages, sizes, colours, tho i have 2 admit chameleons does seem to have the biggest mix of people, but i promise you you will feel ok soon as you get there have a look u'll be relaxed and wonder why u ever worried wink

Ok, thanks. Well we'll give it a shot.
Quote by partyman
A question.....about Chameleons in this instance, but about clubs in general.
I'm about 3 stones heavier than I want to be, although I'm trying to lose it. If I go to a club (which I haven't yet), am I going to feel very self-concious? Is it going to bo full of (fairly) perfect, slim bodies?
It may well be that I don't want to play myself, just watch partner play, but even so, am I going to feel 'out of place'?

Like Horus, was at Chameleons last night too, and I'd say that of the single guys there, more than 50% were "on the large side of small" wink
If you are on the weight loss campaign, you could try this as an experiment and be an inspiration to us all...monitor your success at each stage of weight loss...and I bet you'll find that despite how thin you get, it's personality that gets you your success, not waist line. Just a hypothosis. Feel free to provide statistical evidence in 3 stones time to prove me right or wrong.
Lol. I may try that. Who knows, if I get plenty of club 'exercise' it may come off quicker!
Quote by westerross
Strangely enough pregnant women have usually been fertilised. They are often fertilised by men. These men frequently become quite protective of the women they have fertilised (for good reason) and having other men letching after 'em is not always welcome - especially in open forum.
Not always the case but quite likely I'd say.

True in most cases, but I've known women who get extremely horny when pregnant.
Quote by Ian_Mids

Thanks. By 'attitude', do you mean people being pushy?

Well we did have the pleasure of meeting one complete prat one afternoon. mad But its a great place to chill and we go as often as we can.
Ian
Thought about popping in after Ikea! Like the idea of Saturday afternoons due to childcare issues, but not sure about it.
Quote by Ian_Mids
A question.....about Chameleons in this instance, but about clubs in general.
I'm about 3 stones heavier than I want to be, although I'm trying to lose it. If I go to a club (which I haven't yet), am I going to feel very self-concious? Is it going to bo full of (fairly) perfect, slim bodies?
It may well be that I don't want to play myself, just watch partner play, but even so, am I going to feel 'out of place'?

Whenever we go to chams, it's usually full...... but of all types, shapes and sizes of people. I have never felt uncomfortable about someone's size, but there have been some attitudes that have put me off on the odd occasion.
Ian
Thanks. By 'attitude', do you mean people being pushy?
A question.....about Chameleons in this instance, but about clubs in general.
I'm about 3 stones heavier than I want to be, although I'm trying to lose it. If I go to a club (which I haven't yet), am I going to feel very self-concious? Is it going to bo full of (fairly) perfect, slim bodies?
It may well be that I don't want to play myself, just watch partner play, but even so, am I going to feel 'out of place'?
I'll let uhuru give you the girl's perspective when she comes on, all I can tell you is that when she has a black cock inside her (one at both ends on one occasion), it takes her onto another level.
It looks so horny when the dark skin is pounding into the white skin.