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Vicky_uk
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 65
UK

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Quote by debz4u
Sir Lee certified gorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgeous
Darkfire certified Bonkers
hows that lol
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yoo hooo did you miss me :cry:
awwwwwwww hunni
Debz your certified as sexy wink
Quote by AlexClaireSX
SORRY!!!
It's there now!!!! redface surprisedops: :oops:
Luv Alex DJ

T'aint yet lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Are you sure you are only 65 ....................................... /bolt
Alex ..... Gorgeous you do have to hit submit wink
Give me time to bloody type it ffs!!!!!
Luv Alex DJ
Sheeesh take you nowhere rolleyes
Quote by Alexandra
Sheesh yeah must have done
I wont mention it if you dont Alex, wouldnt want to draw attention to a numpty thread :shock:

Right you are Warwick - I'll keep shtumm!
Is that the same as a bump? dunno
Quote by Him'nHer
Blimey blue .............. the avatar................ you're upright :shock:
ain't seen one with you upright before

She wasnt shortly after that was taken
But thats another Story rolleyes
Ive just noticed my mate Voddy has clocked up 1000 Posts
Well done mate and heres to the next 1000 kiss
Afternoons vary but are still good for playing
I go once a week to play in the afternoon
saw the mention of bananas yes babe lol
just dosent rock my boat as it stands sorry
maybe slight improvements might be better,
and no use asking me I cant draw for toffee
ive got an Australian frilled lizard
his names ozzie biggrin
and 2 budgies and them I just call shitehawks confused
strawberries
champagne
mrs Muttleys marshmallows body cream
Mistress sassys lip balm
squirty cream
on second thoughts can put Mrs M and sassy in there too wink
Quote by blonde
I love that Mens aftershave one !
Cant remember which afteshave coz i am always too busy looking at the ad !!!
The guy is nude and walks away from the camera .............. into another room
His bum is just so yummy :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I like that one too mmmmmmmmmmmmm
and the Peter Kay one in the Indian restaurant
Congratulations to you both
Your both lovely people kiss love you both to bits
Wish you both a lovely future together
philstarr
your on reserve list till your established babes, if you are by feb you will recieve an invite
your welcome babes see you at Marc's in december
ile have a hug then lol
Quote by Him'nHer
The second one down is a bleedin long stayer isn't he :grin:

Must be good too her toes are curled :shock:
Quote by Manolishi
Always have a pot of it on the window ledge babes
dog cant cock a leg up that high

why is it that women always have the simplest solutions?
I was just in the process of knocking up a surrounding wall, covered with some netting and a solar powered sprinkler unit. confused
saved you a fortune lol only have to buy a plant pot now :P
Quote by Manolishi

who else still makes their own mint sauce?

cool me me me me me
redface
Well I used to - up until the time my dog pissed on my bed of mint rolleyes
sort of put me off after that.
Dawnie - did I say scrumptious as well? - no? - Well scrumptious as well
Always have a pot of it on the window ledge babes
dog cant cock a leg up that high
Glad it was an incident you can have a laugh about kiss
my question is who was the silly bugger who put the signposts in the way?
waiting to see the pics too
I love to cook a Sunday Roast and all the trimmings
But Ive got to admit if thers only the 3 of us I use frozen yorkies
I can have them cook while I make my gravy
Otherwise I do prefer home made yorky puds
I do like Lamb though
and I prefer home made mint sauce
who else still makes their own mint sauce?
Im one of the people that like it......hasten to add I only watch the show at night dont sit there during the day watching it
Love watching them do the Bush Tucker Trials
and as for carol thatcher having a wee next to her bunk.......dont think mummy would be too impressed :shock:
Quote by Dawn_Mids
:giggle:
For marmite eaters everywhere

Now that I like
**goes off to try and find it
Quote by Darkfire

I’m bringing up now because it is going to be very important to me, and I'd like as many of my friends from here to share it with me.
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If the ceremony, I really will want some sort of “wording”, someone to officiate, a best man (yeah – right :drysmile a cake (just love cakey-bun) a stag night evil - oh – and to get a wobble on afterwards.

To: Officiate:- Mal
Photographer:- Marcuso
Bridesmaids type thingy:- Darkfire & Debbiewebs
Best man thingy:- me
Stag Night thingy:- Best man thingy to arrange :twisted: :twisted:
Hen Night thingy:- Darkfire & Debbiewebs to arrange :P :P
Wording:- you should write your own
Guests:- the rest of SH
As semi-official but not-confirmed bridesmaid type thingy, I propose a ceremony AND munch-type after-party as being the best way to celebrate this! (as in, fluck it, let's do both! lol ) (as opposed to Debbiewebs, who'll be along shortly and say 'fluck it lets do em all' rotflmao )
innocent bolt
Sounds good to me too
Nice one dammy and HLB kiss
so glad I dont have to buy a hat wink
Whens the best time to replant my Tulip Bulbs from last year
Ive got them in a dry place at the moment
Sir Lee certified gorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgeous
Darkfire certified Bonkers
hows that lol