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Vicky_uk
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 66
UK
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Sex God
I walked out of a pub once and 2 guys squared up
1st guy said " Say one more word you will get a personal introduction to my fist"
The 2nd guy decked him leant over him while he was on the floor and replied
" You mean the one I just shoved up your arse?"
sorry but was funny at the time
1st guy said " Say one more word you will get a personal introduction to my fist"
The 2nd guy decked him leant over him while he was on the floor and replied
" You mean the one I just shoved up your arse?"
sorry but was funny at the time
Sex God
Quote by Calista
hi u want fuckin?
This delightful invitation arrived in my pm just.
I'm a bit under the influence but he does deserve a reply ~ any witty suggestions!
Sorry I don't normally post my pm's etc but to have signed up today, made no posts and then be sending crap pm's like this!!!!!!!!C x
How about ..........Does that come with chips or Jacket Potatoes?
incidentally I just got one today
thats just said
quote=""]Wanna watch me wankin on cam now hun??
:shock: :shock:
Sex God
Thanks for a great party sugs n pete
Great seeing everyone again and meeting new faces
I had a great time, that kareoke was good fun
well till I tried to go to sleep lmao talk about sawing wood
nw_chap has asked me to pass on his thanks for a great party he really enjoyed himself and thanks to all who attended
Great seeing everyone again and meeting new faces
I had a great time, that kareoke was good fun
well till I tried to go to sleep lmao talk about sawing wood
nw_chap has asked me to pass on his thanks for a great party he really enjoyed himself and thanks to all who attended
Sex God
Quote by Wishmaster
Did someone hit you on the head Wishy? I think you need to take Sarah's suggestion and go lie down for a bit!
Why don't you try cornflakes in future, no butter, no sides, maybe an easier decision for you.........
Oh darn it!!! ... Damn Damn Damn !!! .... You just had to say 'cornflakes' didn't you!!!
Now apart from WWIII being raged across the planet, I got Rice Krispies (which as we all know are the MORTAL enemies of Cornflakes) slugging it out box for box in my cupboard!!! .. And as if that's not enough, I've got full fat milk and semi-skimmed milk screaming at each other in the fridge .... and the small spoons are gesticulating wildy about some sort of 'bloody favouritism' about the large spoons in the drawer!!!
What a topsy turvy world we live in!!!
I'm going to become a nun!
Has anyone got a spare Straight Jacket ?
