Quote by BonediggerHey I'm on no ones list..despite the fact that my pants are already off (come on own up who was it? )
:upset: :upset: :upset: Im not on FB's list boo hoo...........
not on many lists....thats it, time for a.....
**mega flounce**
Quote by dekntan
Well for anyone who's not met me, I'm a fat 42-year old ginger, with big tits - be warned! Feel free to change your minds
: : :shock:I hope I am not being indiscreet here but..I have had 'em flashed at me so I can confirm they are 
hwoar: 
Quote by LondonPlaything
I think you need to keep your hands on the table :giggle:
Quote by LondonPlaything
Is it acceptable at Munches, or indeed Socials... to sit quietly in the corner... masturbating?
just asking
lp
Quote by CherrytreeIt rather depends on the consistency of the poo
I silently bashed an enormous daddy-longlegs from next to my sick sister's hospital bed, when normally we'd both be screaming the place down
- I also caught my one year old nephew's poo in my hands so it wouldnt go on his mum's new carpet - does either of those count?
Quote by varca
Citizen .''power to the people''
I think i might be showing my age here now
Lilo Lil :lol2: Classic! Bread, comedy at it's best 
It was brill,putting traffic cones on the street to protect ''their space'' the matriach ma boswell keeping them all under controll ..or so she thoughtt..'our Aveline' marrying a protestant! brill Quote by winchwench
Citizen .''power to the people''
I think i might be showing my age here now
Quote by BonediggerPETER Kay's line in Phoenix Nights - "Garlic bread - it's the future, I've tasted it"
We use a huge amount of Peter Kay-isms in our house
Whats for tea mum....spag bol and garlic bread....GARLIC BREAD??.....GARLIC BREAD??....GARLIC....Wl' BREAD??
D'ya wanna brew...with accompanyng drinking motion with hand
Its spitting!!! (when its raining outside)
Put t'big light on
T'internet
and my fave of all when the phone rings late at night....who the bloody hells this, who the bloody hells this ringing at this time o' night??
in fact we say many more of his stuff....mental note to self...must get out more
me too Varca,yosser is a legend 