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Warmer
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 57
UK

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Quote by Echoes7
My parents bought me an invisible coat as a kid, all the other boys had fleece lined coats but mine was a special invisible one. Bit cold it was though.
Echoes
aww just like the kings new coat it was wern't it? *sobs)
Getting me old photo's out and realising what a whale of atime i have had!
Its amazing the stuff i had forgotten lol
OO Angel i just purchased a rather lovely pair of red shiney thigh highs lol
you are welcome to share them :twisted:
Quote by __random_orbit__
:cough: :splutter:
gosh this cough is getting bad... twice now, wish the doc could delete it as easilly as someone else appears to be able to delete posts, damned gremlins!
:hawk: what I think I spluttered was the fact that this event is just about smack-bang (ooo!) on Ms Warmers Birthday :choke:
:splutter: :cough:
anon
well its close..but no cigar!
thats the last thing you need anyway with that troublesome bark..perhaps you need a speshul linctus to ease it :twisted:
Quote by Dave__Notts
Can you add us two shy ones please. We may need a handholder for the night as we get quite nervous..........so volunteers >>>>>>> pm box is that way :twisted:
Dave_Notts & Alex_Notts
*coughs and splutter* lol
You really need to pack them fags up you know lol
Dave_NottsI've tried believe me!
maybe we could hold each others hands lol
Quote by woohoo
If you are standing on Earth and look up to see the moon,would you look down to see the Earth when standing on the moon confused
No you would just eat the cheese biggrin
Quote by markz
you know you are forgetful when you go to the toilet nd don't know what you went there for...

I suppose you remember when you get the warm sensation running down your leg..... rolleyesAye stop tipping the teapot!
Quote by noladreams30
I have a way with rope :twisted:

:notes: Must remember to ask Warmer to explain and/or demonstrate at some point! :rascal:
See, there was a purely selfish point to this thread! :twisted: I loyned everything I know from the ''Two Knotty boys''
The thigh high goddess of boots doth bless them worship
you know you are forgetful when you go to the toilet nd don't know what you went there for...
One of my fave fantasies involved a club..viewers..some restraints,and some spankyness,then off to a room for some more fun,
It never came to pass with the person i discussed it with but i live in hope lol
Quote by markz
More bubbly please nekkid bar man and a bit of something harder lol

I got a paving slab if thats any good........ rolleyesaaaaaaaaaaaahhh we can hide you under it lol
Quote by __random_orbit__
slow pedestrians really have my ire!
lp
kick 'em up the bum!
mmm bum
lpdon't get distracted now..remember your ire!!!hehe kiss
Quote by __random_orbit__
slow pedestrians really have my ire!
lp
kick 'em up the bum!
Quote by Sixfootsix
Bad six foot smackbottom

Umm..
..What else do I have to say to get more of that :twisted:just serve me my strongbow off that taut tum and i will woyk overtime with the
smackbottom
it is a hard job but someones got to do it *sigh* lol
Quote by poshkate

Cough. I'm still in the cuzzi'

me too.....just keep quiet and they won't know were here :lol2:I am quietly watching from the wings..pray continue wink
*puts hands up*
I will volunteer to slide into the jacuzzi too!