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Witchy
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 56
UK

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The "W" word is involved, isn't it?
Hmm. I have a sorry tale to tell regarding this particular shameful episode in Antipodean history.
Just after I met Mr W, he offered me his 7inch.
Turns out, it was the vinyl variety- a copy of Scott & Charlenes wedding theme, "Suddenly"- by Angry Anderson.
He accompanied the handing over with this sentence, which I think should get the award for most romantic gesture ever:
"Here, this is for you. I bought it for my ex girlfriend, but she didn't want it"
rolleyes
Erm...sorry Mr P. I don't quite know how to break this to you, but...well...Kenty is...actually...well in fact he's something of a genius...an, erm, evil genius. He masterminded the whole thing.
Sarah & Steve...you guys...you crack me up. :laughabove:
You don't actually believe it's all really real, do you?
rotflmao
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And that made you smile? Fgs Steve, haven't you ever watched Poltergeist? :scared:
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And that made you smile? Fgs Steve, haven't you ever watched Poltergeist? :scared:
They're all lying. This site is not, infact real. It, and we, are figments of your imagination. It's all down to that substance the aliens injected when they "borrowed" you for a little gentle probing that time.
The good news is, however, that whilst you've imagined yourself into here, the real world has been turned into a barren wasteland now inhabited only by large mechanical spiders. So you're not missing much, really.
This- written by the late Kirsty MaColl, and sung by Eddie Reader, is beautiful
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filing my nails
lp

Alphabetically, or by size?
Your like a female version of me...... rolleyes
Yeah, much improved. rolleyes
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filing my nails
lp

Alphabetically, or by size?
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does oral sex beneath a lampost count as 'public display of affection'?
lp

guess it depends on how affectionate the oral sex was? dunno
Or how bright the bulb...
Sunshine on Leith- The Proclaimers. It gives me chills.
More recently- This I love, GnR.
There are some really, really dumb ones out there. I was in the car last night, belting out a 'lil Shakira...until I got to the line
"Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
so you don't mistake them for mountains"
:shock:
Someone, somewhere, should be hauled over the coals for that. Another that sticks in my mind is
"I wish I was invisible, so I could climb through the telephone" - Eurythmics.
Who writes this guff? Anymore for anymore?
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Spam & Petrol
lp

Luxury!
Mashed potato- but made with no butter, and milk diluted with water.
Beef stew where the meat was so stringy you could have made a welcome mat from it. I have a strong jaw from all that chewing.
Potato waffles.
Erm, I can't think of anything I miss, put it that way. confused
Yours,
Traumatised of Tunbridge Wells.
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cheers MeatyBoy, I may well give that a go.. not now though... its teatime... everything stops for tea.
Thanks again
lp

Give Dewi's safe mode metod a whirl first, you don't have to cock about finding CD's or fiddling with your Bios wink
That sounds dreadfully kinky, Meaty old boy. :shock:
A doctor at No’man al Adab Hospital, the only one in the town of Gafsa, confirmed that the woman had never been in their care, and had ‘undoubtedly’ made the whole thing up.
‘It may be that she’s trying to make money from television,’ he said. ‘These kind of people can make thousands from appearing on programmes. Perhaps that’s what motivated

rotflmao sorry Boneshaker- as you were...
lol
I think the conclusion that may/may not be reached is that debating a point is one thing, when it becomes Ad Hominem it's another.
For example, take the "relationship" twixt myself and Kent. I frequently disagree with his standpoints on many issues. Most of the time I ignore it. I have been known, on several occasions, to agree with him- and I've done so publicly.
When I do enter into a debate with him, he'll ignore a lot of what I write as it suits. Either that, or he'll be condascending. Once upon a time, this frustrated me. It was the internet equivalent of being patted on the head & told to run along. Now I believe his tendency to use sweeping statements as an attempt to bolster a flagging argument- and I couldn't care less. I'll continue to debate the point, irrespective of whichever disparaging insult he's throwing around.
Even when he's right, his bombastic, condascending manner can make you want to do something which would breach the AUP...
BUT...I don't think he's a bully. Not if you use the dictionary definition of "the act of intimidating a weaker person to make them do something"- as I believe that the people he usually gets into a ruck with are easily his intellectual equals.
I do see lots of attempts at browbeating- and although he's not the only one, Kent is one of the worst for carefully baiting someone whilst skirting the AUP (Dry Roasted, anyone? rolleyes )
Anyhoo, I recently allowed myself a Kenty Character assasination. It's not often I do that- but I felt it needed saying. Aside from that I'll continue, no doubt, to debate the point...leaving out the Ad Hominem...
DD has a red phone...OH has had an orange phone in the past. Mine is "Blush Titanium"- poncey for Silvery...erm...something or other. The pics don't show the colour and it looks different depending on the light. It's a really odd colour to describe. confused
Oh, and I've seen white phones too recently. Annnnd they do my phone in purple & black.
Can someone direct me to SH please, I appear to have stumbled into a playground by mistake. dunno
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whats he done?
xx fem xx

I don't have a clue who he is even (although reading the above posts gives a hint or two lol )
I like here in Witchy World, where "celebs" barely ever invade. biggrin

Witchy I really think you need to take one large chill pill sweetie. (snip)
If you are confused about anything I have written then go back over it, and to me it is perfectly clear..........gone.
The last person to try this hard to get a rise out of me was the Pillsbury Dough Boy. rotflmao
You don't have what it takes wink
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I was going to vote for the female comfy naked in anyone's company... but then I thought well that's not strictly true because it does kind of depend who that anyone is.
Most people, I'm not too bothered about, especially if there is a hot tub on offer. ;) But family or nonswinging friends... that would seem a little wrong somehow.
Give me strangers of any gender any day of the week, especially nudists beaches. Fecking love them rolleyes , with my whiter than white arse poking out of the shingle tinged with blue freezing flesh of the 'just about to fall off my bones' variety. Fun fun. Slapton Sands here we come!
I've even contemplated taking advice and getting a spray tan or some sun beds before we go away and then I won't be able to stunt double for a rare albino whale beached upon the shore! Apparently by the time the tan has worn off I will be naturally brown and bronzed goddess material! ;) Which I quite like the sound of... although showing people my pale bits won't involve taking all my clothes off anymore, which could cut down the fun a little. confused
LG. x

But isn't it so embarrasing when someone you hardly know has misheard something, and pranced in to say goodbye when you're completely in the buff...and you both try not to go "eek" and act normal...but inside you're going "eek! this isn't normal...!" and you're trying to not look...and and..oh, bollox.
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My other significant other only ever turns off WOW when I arrive. I don't even have to say anything... Quite flattering really lol
We had a particularly steamy session interrupted once by a poxy virtual pet which started Mewing VERY noisily at an innoportune moment. I still hate that frigging cat. evil
I can't get into virtuality on screen, it has to be said. However, several of my best mates are LARPers...and I'm itching to pluck up the courage to give it a go. Apparantly, I have a bit of a thing for costumes innocent and the one thing I will blow my own trumpet for is my acting ability, so LARPing would suit me down to the ground.
It's just such a scary prospect! confused
Kent, please tell me that post is a joke. You’re not actually advocating what I think you’re advocating? That the way to prevent bullying is to prevent the existence of minority groups? Follow it through. You’d be banned from your lifestyle because it could cause your kids/grandkids to be picked on. Blondes and brunettes banned from breeding in case they produced ginger kids..people over a certain age being sterilised in case they have a kid with Down’s…
And this, from Mr “show no mercy, hang ‘em high!” himself! When did you ever advocate quashing the rights of the innocents in order to protect the bad guys?
Are you knitting a yoghurt scarf as you type?
Happy bithday to my partner in crime- currently chuckling at the memory of your 'tache storing hat. lol
passionkiss
Omigosh.
Yes, of course being bought up by gay parents is a potential point for bullies to pick up on! As is having ginger hair...or being too short...or too tall. Or having parents who are swingers!
Everything that's ever so slightly different is a potential flash point for bullying. Are you equally as against older parents having kids? Interracial adoptions? If not, why not?
Surely we should be educating the bullies, and ensuring that bullying is clamped down on for whatever reason- be it the wrong shoes, wearing glasses, or gay parents.
Why is being gay the overriding factor in deciding whether people should be able to parent?