Kinky lizard-almost or should that be almoist?
Bloke goes into the doctors with a frog sticking out of his neck,Doctor says"How did that start"
So the frog says.....................................................................
Anyone want to try another punchline?
No more guesses?????????????
ICE PIE sort of close!!!!!!!!
Not yet-i,m going to do what you women do quite well-TEASE!
Flapjackboy-close but no cigar!!!
Thought i might try and start a little competition.I give the punchline to a joke,you have to give the opening line/s-no prizes though!!!
"so the Frog says it started as a boil on my arse!"
Thats an easy one to begin with,so whos up for it-if you pardon the pun!
Kate Bush 1st ever gig at Liverpool Empire 1977(i think)3 hours-Fantastic!!
Worst was Deep Purple after Blackmore left-utter crap!
Tried google but no somebody on here might read it but no luck-sob sob!!!!
Has anyone ever read Seat of Power fem dom magazine?I read it a few years ago-it was mainly facesitting/smothering that type of edited by a few ladies from anyone know if it is still published?
Anyone of them can sit on my face!!!
Any Ladies in Belfast fancy meeting up next weekend?I,m with 3 mates all from Liverpool,staying in Benedicts.
Me and 3 Mates are in Belfast on 15th April for 2 nights any ladies want to meet up for a laugh and whatever?We are staying in Benedicts
I recieved a reply to an Advert that i placed on the my luck was in-yeh right-i opened the e was a scam asking for my bank details,because they didnt have a bank account,from a supposed girl in the Ivory Coast.I know this is an old scam but i thought i,d let you all know.
Saw cop car sitting at Burtonwood 11a.m!Just waiting for doggers.I go past there on M62 everyday in daytime and theres always quite a few cars there so BEWARE!
Can i warm the bench as a sub(stitute)?As a sub for the Ladies use???????????
Are there any ladies in that fancy having their pussy licked nice and slow tomorrow morning(20th).Nothing else just good slow lick!
I,m in Cheshire,will send foto if you want to see me?
Can i CUM i live in Warrington????
Any ladies in Cheshire fancy being licked early in morning tomorrow around 0730????
Heres me thinking "Bite the dust" does hurt????
Wont charge as long as you sit on my face while on computer?Blue,dont think i,d fit in french maids outfit-i,m 6ft 2in, broad shoulders,size 11 feet!
I,ll do your housework-i,m in Cheshire!
Heres hoping! Just a message to the blonde girl in the red alfa on m60 monday !!!Watching you play with yourself(driving)while i was driving my wagon_Made my day!!!Any other ladies like to give a show let me know????
Well Busty Babe-i,ll kiss your arse for as long as you want??Am in
Are there any ladies in Newcastle Upon Tyne that fancy meeting up with me and my mate this Saturday(19th)?We are both in our late 30s and from Liverpool.
I love to lick a Ladies bum,just wondered how many Ladies enjoy having it done?
Any ladies in fancy having their pussy licked this week?Nothing else just licked!I,m in cheshire 6.2 w/e and male
