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adi1567
5 hours ago
Straight Male, 57
Bi-curious Female, 56
0 miles · Haverfordwest

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Any chance of a sambucca and a pack of pork scratchings please? lol
Gargle with ouzzo; once the burning stops after 5 or so seconds you won't feel a thing for hours; oh and swallow the ouzzo; waste not want not lol
Quote by hisandhers
Taxi here Adi can I join you I've got to go back to work. By e for now all :taz: get like this when I'm stressed at work wave

No problem; hop in; drop you on way.
Catch you lovely people again lol
I was going to ask for sausage and chips........................
maybe just chips now rolleyes
Quote by Lissa
As for profanity.............you ought to hear ME at work redface
Especially the time I stuck the end of my finger in the circular saw :shock:

ouch!!!!!!!!!!!! :shock: :shock:
Well, I 'm the opposite; I've got so much to do I don't think I'll get it all done in time; I think I need another drink lol
Somewhere between too much and none to do would be nice cool
Thats right Lissa; quite new but before the change. Been watching for over a year or so and we both thought this was interesting. From watching the site can already see who the decent folk are. It has changed though since the change; mind you I suppose they won't stay around for long.
Change I have another double sambucca now please? lol (and a pack pf pork scratchings)
thankyou Serendipity, I'll have to go home and get the wife; she'd love this biggrin
I hope the bar is non smoking? Otherwise the wife will know I've been drinking lol
yep Lissa it is; tried on chatroom; but apart from being slow and crap; mainly full of idiots. Thought a chat room was for chat not arranging quick shags!(we prefer slow biggrin )
have an expresso instead; its a quick fix for crap days. And keeps you up all night biggrin
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now im a woman and have had kids!! but after my experience with waxing i'd just like to say
NEVER EVER AGAIN!!
i still cry now thinking about it. and the best thing was the woman said "when you come back next time it wont hurt so much" i said "wot next time?"
oh and was told i would be hair free for 2 weeks, a few days later the little gits were sprouting again!!!
give me child bearing anyday!!!
anyway that is just my thought!!!

I was looking for words of comfort.......... what have I agreed too!!!.
Anyway; she's worth every bit of pain I have to endure to satisfy her curosity. At the moment its a toss up between sugaring and cream; all after copious amounts of brandy (purely for medicinal use of course) :shock:
Quote by skybluebabes
now im a woman and have had kids!! but after my experience with waxing i'd just like to say
NEVER EVER AGAIN!!
i still cry now thinking about it. and the best thing was the woman said "when you come back next time it wont hurt so much" i said "wot next time?"
oh and was told i would be hair free for 2 weeks, a few days later the little gits were sprouting again!!!
give me child bearing anyday!!!
anyway that is just my thought!!!

I was looking for words of comfort.......... what have I agreed too!!!.
Anyway; she's worth every bit of pain I have to endure to satisfy her curosity. At the moment its a toss up between sugaring and cream; all after copious amounts of brandy (purely for medicinal use of course) :shock:
Thanks for the tips peeps; looks like it must be cream then!!!
The things I got to go through to please her lol mind you; if she's happy, I'm happy :twisted:
Thanks Devon1; I know its going to hurt; but its one of her fantasies to have me smooth and covered in oil, you never know It might be worth the pain redface
Due to too much alcohol over Christmas, I discovered that my wife would like me smooth as a baby's bottom all over. She has suggested a sugaring, as she has been told that this is relatively painless. However, she has waxed my arms before and it hurt like hell. I'll probably go down the cowards' way and shave, but any advice is welcome. Bearing in mind my low pain threshold, how painful is sugaring, and approx how long will its effects last. If its going to hurt, will alcohol help in pain reduction?
Hopefully it will be a big suprise for her, as she does'nt think I'll go through with it. MInd you if it makes her happy, then it will be worth it lol
Have a great night. biggrin Too far for us anyway sad
We're sure you'll have pleanty of attention lol
Have a great night. biggrin Too far for us anyway sad
We're sure you'll have pleanty of attention lol
Ony been here less than three months (still newbies); not come in from any other site; so we decided to dip toe in water so to speak. But its got really confusing today; we can't find our way around; but at least we got into the chat room.
Oh, and hi everyone of you beautiful people anyway cool 8-)
Ony been here less than three months (still newbies); not come in from any other site; so we decided to dip toe in water so to speak. But its got really confusing today; we can't find our way around; but at least we got into the chat room.
Oh, and hi everyone of you beautiful people anyway cool 8-)
Well; my hobbies include radio control aircraft, football, both playing and coaching; cricket motorsport, cycling, woodwork, good wines and watching documentaries. Oh, and of course, being on here.
no wonder I'm too tired to work biggrin
Hi all; quick thank you to the couple I met last week. Now I'm not a SH virgin!!!!.
Good fun had by all. Great site; great people.
Keep it up !!!!!!
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At least the dog looked impressed!!!!!!!! rotflmao
Brilliant; you know I think I know the dog..............
Respectful male willing to watch biggrin
up to you though
pm if interested