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apey_kinks
1 month ago
Bisexual Male, 53
Bisexual Female, 44
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Quote by kinkybifemxx

Yes........ i do have moments where i experience clear thoughts.... it makes me feel temporarily......... almost............intelligent :eeek:

Erm erm erm what is this Vodka that we speak of ?? would i like it ??
No babs, u'd hate it, honest xxxx
but you know the saying try anything once, twice if you like it. I kinda like that saying lol x x x x x
Yeah true, but u already on try 3squilion ;) x x x x
Quote by kinkybifemxx
Erm................are we nearly there yet ???

69 days from today. :twisted:
Regards
Harry Jones
Countdown image, now in me sig ;) As for Nikki'Napping..... I've bought the voddy....
Erm...............you've bought voddie.............Kinky is going you know......... think that one thru did ya ?? wink lol :twisted:
Good point, well made!
Yes........ i do have moments where i experience clear thoughts.... it makes me feel temporarily......... almost............intelligent :eeek:
Erm erm erm what is this Vodka that we speak of ?? would i like it ??
No babs, u'd hate it, honest xxxx
Quote by Sassi
Erm................are we nearly there yet ???

69 days from today. :twisted:
Regards
Harry Jones
Countdown image, now in me sig ;) As for Nikki'Napping..... I've bought the voddy....
Erm...............you've bought voddie.............Kinky is going you know......... think that one thru did ya ?? wink lol :twisted:
Good point, well made!
Quote by HarryJones
Erm................are we nearly there yet ???

69 days from today. :twisted:
Regards
Harry Jones
Countdown image, now in me sig ;) As for Nikki'Napping..... I've bought the voddy....
Quote by wadefun
Life certainly gets in the way sometimes - doesn't look like I'll be able to make it :sad: I've a room booked for the Friday and a room booked for the Saturday if anyone would like to buy them......pm for details x

:upset::upset:
Oh well, nowt for it, we just gonna have to Nikki nap her.. shouldn't be difficult, just leave a trail of Vodka drinks leading into the car smile
Quote by kinkybifemxx
Chop chop you lot!!!! get your money sent Oxford is nearly here lol Apey already on count down x x x x x x x

Not that I'm excited or owt cookie ;)
Quote by kinkybifemxx
Life certainly gets in the way sometimes - doesn't look like I'll be able to make it :sad: I've a room booked for the Friday and a room booked for the Saturday if anyone would like to buy them......pm for details x

Erm.............not good :sad:
Agreed, not allowed to not come, simple as that! Need someone to tek the piddle outa when they drunk ;)
erm isnt that usually me ??? oh no u usually remind me of my daftness tut ;)
Well, erm, thought u wasnt drinkin too much ;)
Quote by Sassi
Life certainly gets in the way sometimes - doesn't look like I'll be able to make it :sad: I've a room booked for the Friday and a room booked for the Saturday if anyone would like to buy them......pm for details x

Erm.............not good :sad:
Agreed, not allowed to not come, simple as that! Need someone to tek the piddle outa when they drunk ;)
Quote by Sassi
Are we nearly there yet?

oooooooooooooo countdown clock..............fanku apey we love ya loads :smitten:
Your most welcome x x x x
Erm............just 1 teeny thing ...........how do i make it change again pls dunnorolleyesredface
Changes every time you refresh the page ;)
Tut........... i knew that apey wink
Was just checking that you did :swingingchair:
Plonker smile
Quote by Sassi
Are we nearly there yet?

oooooooooooooo countdown clock..............fanku apey we love ya loads :smitten:
Your most welcome x x x x
Erm............just 1 teeny thing ...........how do i make it change again pls dunnorolleyesredface
Changes every time you refresh the page ;)
Quote by Sassi
Are we nearly there yet?

oooooooooooooo countdown clock..............fanku apey we love ya loads :smitten:
Your most welcome x x x x
Quote by kinkybifemxx
Are we nearly there yet?

ooooow the count down started already woo hoo does that mean were close??
:happy::evil2::happy:
Not as close as I'd hoped sad but hey ;)
Cant auth the flash request for cam in Opera. Wont allow clicking of the Adobe auth popup.
Quote by kinkybifemxx
Kinkybifem
You need to go on quote lessons immediately rotflmao
Regards
Harry Jones

we i didnt want it to b an extra long quote like before so i tried to shorten it then it all just went tits up lol
I'll give ya some lessons cookie ;)....
Probably wont get round to how Markup Language works, but lessons none the less....
Quote by kinkybifemxx
hey apey leave some room for replies. or a slapped arse will be in order smackbottom

OI if ya notice I shortened my last one down u 2 ;)
Sheer............. i reckon he's getting a bit argumentative n gobby like... i mean ... answering back ... needs a good slapped arse he does :twisted:
Bring it u lot.... you cant do it hard enough anyhow ;) Plus why would you want to damage my perfectly sculpted ass smile
hmmmm agreed it is a very sexy ass too....................so nope no smackin but i cud always pack flogger n paddle n show u how he likes it :evil2: :evil2: :evil2:
Hmmm, OK then, sounds like a plan :)
oooo can i bring my tool bag too could be fun this flog an apey game :grin:
can we compare tools he he he
NOTE : << Is not a tool :) I am a human..... I just happen to carry a tool about in me trousers ;)
Quote by kinkybifemxx
hey apey leave some room for replies. or a slapped arse will be in order smackbottom

OI if ya notice I shortened my last one down u 2 ;)
Sheer............. i reckon he's getting a bit argumentative n gobby like... i mean ... answering back ... needs a good slapped arse he does :twisted:
Bring it u lot.... you cant do it hard enough anyhow ;) Plus why would you want to damage my perfectly sculpted ass smile
hmmmm agreed it is a very sexy ass too....................so nope no smackin but i cud always pack flogger n paddle n show u how he likes it :evil2: :evil2: :evil2:
Hmmm, OK then, sounds like a plan :)
Quote by Sassi
hey apey leave some room for replies. or a slapped arse will be in order smackbottom

OI if ya notice I shortened my last one down u 2 ;)
Sheer............. i reckon he's getting a bit argumentative n gobby like... i mean ... answering back ... needs a good slapped arse he does :twisted:
Bring it u lot.... you cant do it hard enough anyhow ;) Plus why would you want to damage my perfectly sculpted ass smile
Quote by sheer_gloss
moneys a bit slow in coming in chaps and chapesses get a wriggle on so we can get the hall paid for asap cheers

In Post Today, shud be with Mandy 2mora smile
Quote by sheer_gloss
hey apey leave some room for replies. or a slapped arse will be in order smackbottom

OI if ya notice I shortened my last one down u 2 ;)
Quote by kinkybifemxx
Yes but unfortunatley doesnt take me long to get myself in trouble either or at least cause sum so u mite b to late by the time u return lol x x x x x
I wouldn't go shouting that too loud, u might get a reputation u don't want ;)
Mite b 2 late for that this will b my 3rd Oxford now so hey fook it lol xx xx xx xx

Wasnt on about u oh sexy one, was on about Wadey lol
Was trying to get chat working in android (using flash 10:1) however o keep getting auth fail messages. Just wondering how you transfer the auth token over to the flash player?
Cheers
Apey
Quote by kinkybifemxx
Damn I got all excited at the thought then :twisted:
Hi, can we come to Oxford please. It will be our first ever social, so could you let us know how to pay, and let me know some hotels please.
cheers
Theresa & Simon xxx
(Welovebiggirls)

Yay will b fab to meet you both ooow my birthday just gets better. bring on Oxford :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
Yes same here will be gud to meet you both. Oh and kinks cant think of what to get you for your birthday so will a shag do?? :Pboinkrotflmao:rotflmao:biggrin:D
long over due mr wadey x x x
EDIT : ^^^ typed by kinks... no one start gettin ideas lol
yeah sorry blonde moment was on wrong username x x x
:eeek: Thank feck for that i thought then for a min i'd made another promise :kick: Dont you think i've got enough to make good on already :silly::rotflmao::rotflmao:
Thank fek we got that sorted ;)
Soddit then... Mr Wadey, lube up and bend over ;) We can call it Nikki's buffday pressy and save a couple quid lol
Not even to save money (was goin to say cos peeps know i'm a tight arse but wrong thing to say) or for the sexy Nikki but how about we team up and give Nikki somethin else for her birthday :rascal::rascal:;)
Oooh, like ya train of thought ;)
Nikki, lube up and bend over lol
Oow that must mean i have a spare 5 mins to room hop..........Mrs Wade i will come and keep you company x x x x
Nah tis ok babs, I'll be there long enough to get wadey into trouble and do a runner ;)
Yes but unfortunatley doesnt take me long to get myself in trouble either or at least cause sum so u mite b to late by the time u return lol x x x x x
I wouldn't go shouting that too loud, u might get a reputation u don't want ;)
Quote by kinkybifemxx
Damn I got all excited at the thought then :twisted:
Hi, can we come to Oxford please. It will be our first ever social, so could you let us know how to pay, and let me know some hotels please.
cheers
Theresa & Simon xxx
(Welovebiggirls)

Yay will b fab to meet you both ooow my birthday just gets better. bring on Oxford :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
Yes same here will be gud to meet you both. Oh and kinks cant think of what to get you for your birthday so will a shag do?? :Pboinkrotflmao:rotflmao:biggrin:D
long over due mr wadey x x x
EDIT : ^^^ typed by kinks... no one start gettin ideas lol
yeah sorry blonde moment was on wrong username x x x
:eeek: Thank feck for that i thought then for a min i'd made another promise :kick: Dont you think i've got enough to make good on already :silly::rotflmao::rotflmao:
Thank fek we got that sorted ;)
Soddit then... Mr Wadey, lube up and bend over ;) We can call it Nikki's buffday pressy and save a couple quid lol
Not even to save money (was goin to say cos peeps know i'm a tight arse but wrong thing to say) or for the sexy Nikki but how about we team up and give Nikki somethin else for her birthday :rascal::rascal:;)
Oooh, like ya train of thought ;)
Nikki, lube up and bend over lol
Oow that must mean i have a spare 5 mins to room hop..........Mrs Wade i will come and keep you company x x x x
Nah tis ok babs, I'll be there long enough to get wadey into trouble and do a runner ;)
Quote by wadefun
Damn I got all excited at the thought then :twisted:
Hi, can we come to Oxford please. It will be our first ever social, so could you let us know how to pay, and let me know some hotels please.
cheers
Theresa & Simon xxx
(Welovebiggirls)

Yay will b fab to meet you both ooow my birthday just gets better. bring on Oxford :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
Yes same here will be gud to meet you both. Oh and kinks cant think of what to get you for your birthday so will a shag do?? :Pboinkrotflmao:rotflmao:biggrin:D
long over due mr wadey x x x
EDIT : ^^^ typed by kinks... no one start gettin ideas lol
yeah sorry blonde moment was on wrong username x x x
:eeek: Thank feck for that i thought then for a min i'd made another promise :kick: Dont you think i've got enough to make good on already :silly::rotflmao::rotflmao:
Thank fek we got that sorted ;)
Soddit then... Mr Wadey, lube up and bend over ;) We can call it Nikki's buffday pressy and save a couple quid lol
Not even to save money (was goin to say cos peeps know i'm a tight arse but wrong thing to say) or for the sexy Nikki but how about we team up and give Nikki somethin else for her birthday :rascal::rascal:;)
Oooh, like ya train of thought ;)
Nikki, lube up and bend over lol
Quote by Miss_B_Having
Damn I got all excited at the thought then :twisted:
Hi, can we come to Oxford please. It will be our first ever social, so could you let us know how to pay, and let me know some hotels please.
cheers
Theresa & Simon xxx
(Welovebiggirls)

Yay will b fab to meet you both ooow my birthday just gets better. bring on Oxford :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
Yes same here will be gud to meet you both. Oh and kinks cant think of what to get you for your birthday so will a shag do?? :Pboinkrotflmao:rotflmao:biggrin:D
long over due mr wadey x x x
EDIT : ^^^ typed by kinks... no one start gettin ideas lol
yeah sorry blonde moment was on wrong username x x x
:eeek: Thank feck for that i thought then for a min i'd made another promise :kick: Dont you think i've got enough to make good on already :silly::rotflmao::rotflmao:
Thank fek we got that sorted ;)
Soddit then... Mr Wadey, lube up and bend over ;) We can call it Nikki's buffday pressy and save a couple quid lol
Anyone know how to upload a video to the video's section? I mean upload one already recorded, and not record one on the 'webcam' recorder that's on the upload video page?
Cheers
Apey
Quote by wadefun
Hi, can we come to Oxford please. It will be our first ever social, so could you let us know how to pay, and let me know some hotels please.
cheers
Theresa & Simon xxx
(Welovebiggirls)

Yay will b fab to meet you both ooow my birthday just gets better. bring on Oxford :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
Yes same here will be gud to meet you both. Oh and kinks cant think of what to get you for your birthday so will a shag do?? :Pboinkrotflmao:rotflmao:biggrin:D
long over due mr wadey x x x
EDIT : ^^^ typed by kinks... no one start gettin ideas lol
yeah sorry blonde moment was on wrong username x x x
:eeek: Thank feck for that i thought then for a min i'd made another promise :kick: Dont you think i've got enough to make good on already :silly::rotflmao::rotflmao:
Thank fek we got that sorted ;)