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Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 57

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along this line of thinking - if a guy swallowed a lot of spunk, would his spunk taste of spunk?...or would this only be if he swallowed his own???
I'm not in glasgow, but would travel for the fun!
I could maybe accommodate but I've a large picture window in the sitting room and curtains don't close! So as not to frighten neighbours, it would have to be upstairs in a bedroom. So would have to be a smallish group. And, yes, the presence of a lady would be most welcome.
i see your like myself, Jim, and like to plan in advance - i like that "day before" thing. i was so organised, i planned my weekend this afternoon!
Some crackin' comments on this thread - liked that last one especially. I can just picture the doctor leaning over the patient and saying that in a "doctory" voice.
Laughin' out loud on my own here - and no drink!
Hard decision - different one for different moods
Smillie cuddled up on the couch; Sweeney for a daytime date and Beeny for locked up all night in the bedroom.
I have to agree about Carol Vorderman tho' - v. tasty - she's got that naughty, wicked look!
Also, who's the blond babe on Ministry of Mayhem on a Saturday??? She's worth getting out your pit on a Saturday morning to see. Every bit as gorgeous as Sally James from days gone by.
I'd like to come along as well having enjoyed myself last time - might even help me become a "better ken't face".
While a dirty, nasty smelling pussy might be taking it a bit too far, I do like them to taste and smell of woman - and not flowers or fruit.
got the condoms...know how to put them on...what's missing?
ah yes...a willing female
(will keep trying!!!)
Hi there
Getting to Lanark/Biggar wouldn't be a problem - but the date is sad
It would be great if you could PM me if you're out and about again.
That's a lot of hugs...
...but here's some more...
...passionkiss kiss sillyassionkiss: :passionkiss: :kiss: :passionkiss:...
...with a few kisses for good measure... biggrin
Hi,
Glad to see so many, like myself, had such a good time.
Thanks to those who made me feel welcome being a "virgin" muncher. And big thanks to Lucy and Ken for putting it all together.
I had to leave a bit sharpish to catch a bus back - but the bus was full and I had to wait out in the cold another hour and a half for the next one! Hey - ho its the way it goes.
Just about caught up with sleep now.
CHEERS all!
Wow!
I didn't think this site would be such an edjacaishun on the art of spelling write!
Embdy got any advice on grammar and
paragraphing properly?
Ev'rything's getting too tense. Is that a pun or just a figure of speech? Maybe a play on words. And is "wow" onomatopoeiac (spell that!)? And are you allowed to start or finish a sentence with the word "and"? Or have I had too much coca-cola and can't get to sleep? And should brand names have capitals? And are these questions rhetorical? Or am I talking to myself?
That house must be looking like its getting pretty full now! Even floor space for a "sleep over" must be at a premium now!
There must be scope for a Pre-pre-munch party now!!!
It's a while away, but either venue for me - I live right in the middle of our two premier cities.
Another thing to remember about March is that Easter is early in 2005
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Hi
I'm available Thursday from 9pm til whenever for a few drinks, good chat and whatever happens.
36m, average build - see profile below.
Cheers!
i've used a Formula 1 motel for an afternoon session on a couple of occasions. The advantage there is that you check-in at a machine using a credit card - so no "embarrassing" moments when leaving early-evening (shared facilities may limit the entertainment tho')
I wasn't able to make the last munch cos I was away - but I believe it went well. As was hinted at, it may be that a munch in a couple of months might attract more people - there's a lot on at the moment.
Next time you plan going out, pm me (with location too, please) and I'll aim to ensure you don't have a wasted night wink
the feeling of joy and relief that follows the tension - when you "release" into the toilet pan an exceedingly large and well-brewed piece of excrement - ahhhh that's good!