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bikerdave
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 59

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never tried but if there is any ladies out there who wants to give it a go pm me,
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Age39
Location midds
Gender all man
Sexual Preference doggy, liein down, standin up, wheelbarrow.
Height 5"8
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take them for a ride on me bike
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when iam on my bike in weather like this i have no i come out of my nose. lol :lol:
i come here for the banter.
and the last three pages of posts. it is fun in here. and everyone has there way of sayin things.
its nice to come here and talk to people with much the same outlook . as me
bring back the cane at school
totally agree this kids need sorting out what there kids will be like if we dont sort them out.
but not all kids are arseholes.
when i asked for a lady to come with me i didnt get any takers. hey ho .iam still avalible if you want me .5"8 average sort of bloke balding slight belly good fun to be with . make you laugh all night. pm me if you are intrested.
a mouth like ghandis sandels
the light is on but no one is at home.
if you are sane i know where there is a house full.
my arse is like the japanese flag.
a tile short of a roof.
do you want fries with that shake. talkin about a woman wagglin her arse.
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i have been on here now for nearly a month. and although i have not met any body yet. i love it it is like a little villige. where we sort of know people but just by there names.i would like to thank you all for making me laugh. and sad and releved at times .
i thank you all and hope to meet you all oneday..

Not if you're bringing those flippin rats with you matey mad :x
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no i wouldent do that lol
i have been on here now for nearly a month. and although i have not met any body yet. i love it it is like a little villige. where we sort of know people but just by there names.i would like to thank you all for making me laugh. and sad and releved at times .
i thank you all and hope to meet you all oneday..
i was lookin after sarge in hospital. but hes gone anyone know where
sorry sarge you gotta admit it. she has got a nice bum. dose it hurt much sarge
sarah let me rub your back and massarge your bum i will do anything. I WILL BE YOUR SLAVE
hey ladys robbie williams here just tryin to sell some sexy underware and just wonderd if you are interested to let me in
hang on sgt i got some mice in me shop shall we put them under the door.