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9 Feb 2006

Quote by BiWelshMinx
Open a window Binxy, those egg thingy's are having an effect on you :crazy:

sorry...
are these egg thingies essential at munches then? I'd bring a wok to cook them all in i think, and some mushrooms.........and some.......mad woman i met on the bus. Is that 3?

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9 Feb 2006

do u mean chicken eggs? i like mine omeletted, with mushrooms. yep, 12 organic eggs makes a man size breakfast. need a large wok though. At least i don't seem to attract the smelly nutters anymore. Buses are not my scene nowadays anyway. :taz:

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9 Feb 2006

maybe its just the kinda girls i find myself attracted to then welshminx. I can find a nutter from 2000 yards without even looking very hard. How many egg thingies have you got then? :happy:

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9 Feb 2006

Quote by BiWelshMinx
is this where all the really cool chatroomers go when its being fixed then? Anyone mind if i join in then?

Can't be where the cool ones go cos I am here :P feel free to jump in though ;)
Minx x x
i hardly ever just jump in, far too gentlemanly for that. Was in Wales earlier today minx, are all welsh birds nuts by the way? :silly:
Yes most are except ME... :smile2:
Minx x x
have ifound a gem then? a fiery, sexy welsh girl who isn't likely to turn up at my door claiming to be pregnant after a blowjob? hallejulah! :bounce:

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9 Feb 2006

Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
is this where all the really cool chatroomers go when its being fixed then? Anyone mind if i join in then?

Can't be where the cool ones go cos I am here :P feel free to jump in though ;)
Minx x x
lol, and he's not to bad at "jumping" either wink

Tony x
shhhh tony, don't want to get mobbed by hordes of sexy girls mate! well, ok, i do, i really really do, in fact i dream about it constantly :upset:

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9 Feb 2006

Quote by BiWelshMinx
is this where all the really cool chatroomers go when its being fixed then? Anyone mind if i join in then?

Can't be where the cool ones go cos I am here :P feel free to jump in though ;)
Minx x x
i hardly ever just jump in, far too gentlemanly for that. Was in Wales earlier today minx, are all welsh birds nuts by the way? :silly:

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9 Feb 2006

is this where all the really cool chatroomers go when its being fixed then? Anyone mind if i join in then? hump

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6 Feb 2006

Quote by Pete_sw
Was sat contemplating life, the universe, and everything the other day, an a memory struck me.
Some years ago Mrs Pete and me went off into wilds with our tent, so for a few days we were living out of cans and packets. All very nice, love our camp tucker, but when we got home we bought some fresh rolls, a pad of butter, a hunk of cheese and an onion. What a delight.
Sometime itâ€™s the little things we take for granted every day that we miss the most when we lose them.
What simple luxury would you miss the most if you had to do without it?

your memory reminded me of one of my own, a liitle hillock outside disneyland paris, service station bought french bread, gooey cheese and beers, and the girl who i'd lost my virginity with. Aint life grand.. rotflmao

thanx pete

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6 Feb 2006

Quote by dirtytwo
What about shock turn-offs WHILE you're already at it?
Like him shitting on the strap-on :shock: Dirty Fuck!
That wasn't the other half btw, but some other thing I dragged in one night

didnt u give him enema first?
:shock:

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6 Feb 2006

dambuster...you must have more patience than me!...i used to reply to some single fems ads on here but gave up and found that couples are a lot of fun anyway...nsa as well

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6 Feb 2006

watched superbowl last night, can't believe some of the reffing decisions, if i was seahawks fan i would be writing to george bush. and they think our refs are bad? all that technology too...yankee footys ok...better than rugby anyway rolleyes

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6 Feb 2006

wouldn't worry about it mate, if he starts ringing then worry. not as embarrassing as what i did other day...had two msn conversations going...one with a female shag buddy and one with a nice decent respectable woman i met on normal dating site...accidentally wrote a message to the shag buddy in the other girls box..went something like this.....me and my mate are gonna take turns f***ing you til u squirt u horny bitch...OOOPS :taz: bolt

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6 Feb 2006

Quote by marty_424
Hi I am new here never been involved before would like to meet new associates for adult fun and pleasure very adventurous and willing to please

hi marty, as a single staright male myself i'll try n help you. its hard to meet single females on here, if you're wanting to get into swinging then look for nice couples around your area, check the ads section regulary, write decent respectful replies and you might get picked from the bunch. If you've got a few females friends interested in this scene then take one to a club, see how you both feel about whats going on.
be lucky mate

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5 Feb 2006

Quote by hisandhers
Its Sunday folks !!!! Come on give em time. Its not exactly the end of the world is it that the chatroom is down??

no not end of world just piss poor timing lol!

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5 Feb 2006

Quote by tallstevesurrey
seeing as chatroom is down, does anyone fancy some msn chat? my gf is away foir the weekend and i am feeling v horny!

well if you're gf was there then maybe...

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5 Feb 2006

did it lat nite mate, tried trimming before but snipped some skin off, vv ouch! mach3 from gillete does blades plz gillett biggrin

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5 Feb 2006

hisnhers this is just like a big, creaky old chatroom really isnt it. we wanted the chatroom cos as my profile is single guy no couples believe that i do come as a pair sometimes. was going to put our cam on in chat and see if theres any other locals want to meet up.

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5 Feb 2006

i know sorry hisnhers, just thought might be a response from the chatliners

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5 Feb 2006

as chatroom is down any good looking midlands couples want to meet same? today? m33, f34. my profile is single guy but have fem friend at mine now and looking for meet. mail my profile and take it from there. genuine ad.

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1 Feb 2006

My ex fiance said i could have her on our wedding night. Have heard same thing from a friend about his girlfriend too. Is nuptial anal sex in a government training manual for women somewhere? I knew the wicked witch was really running Britain..

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30 Jan 2006

don't think it would matter by the 60th day, if you catch my drift...

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30 Jan 2006

2nd night on the trot
sad

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30 Jan 2006

chardonay i think its just a general problem with the rooms when they are overloaded. post get zapped into the cosmos never to be seen by anyone...then the room freezes and bingo...everything goes down. don't think it was anything personal or to do with your posts.

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30 Jan 2006

shame its gone down, got a friend coming round and was gonna show her the chatrooms, and the cams. hurry up admin! worship

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23 Jan 2006

soundtrack it sounds like the sugarhill gang, or am i well off the mark?

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23 Jan 2006

Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
375 MPH
Must be all that practice i get with Tony
Shaz x

Lucky tony! i'm giving up on that monkey now, too hard!

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23 Jan 2006

beginners luck, 252mph first go, aint that the way though!

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22 Jan 2006

tell u what, all u moaning minnies out there, SHE texted me tonight, SHE asked if i could sort her out a MMF tonight, SHE very happy to keep me as just a shagpiece, so keep your prattle to yourself, thanks to all the timewstrs out there who use this site we'll be trying again next weekend. probably not using this site to sort it out though. mad

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22 Jan 2006

i thought shagpiece was a term of affection really. cant get in chat cos my connection is utter crap this time of day, hope theres a few takers cos shes on her way round now!

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22 Jan 2006

okay fuckbuddy then, we only meet up now n again for sex, sorry wigan couple

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