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bonnienclyde
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Male, 53
0 miles · Doncaster

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Hi, K & J here. We are seeking what hundreds more seem to be looking for but hope to get a second look. We are an inexperienced but genuine couple seeking our first experience with a single bi-female.
As our ad says age, size and looks are not nearly as important to us as honesty respect and been a fun person to spend time with. So if you would like to take a look at our ad please do so, it may be what we are all looking for.
We are occasional posters in the cafe so that may give you an indication as to our personalities.
Single guys please do not reply as it wastes your time as well as ours and when we look for something different you will certainly be overlooked, unless you can prove you are Brad Pitt. lol
So why not click on the add link.
I dont think our peception of swinging was that far off the mark really. Cant say we have had that much experience, but judging by the impression we get from most people on SH everyone just seem like everyday folk who can differentiate between love and having fun and sex with other people, or that's how we see it anyway.
I (Clyde) cut my own hair about every three weeks just a quick go over with the shaver not to the bone though usually grade 1. I would like to grow my hair but it is so thick if I leave it much longer than that I look like I've got a crash helmet on.
My mother and someone famous I forget who, always say "if you remember the 60's you weren't there" whatever do they mean...lol.
If I could go to any era I think maybe the future, perhaps 30 or 40 years just to see if we really are screwing everything up for ourselves.
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MENstruation (gods curse apparantly and god is supposed to be a man smile):

Its been said before and I'll say it again if God is a man how come women get to have multiple orgasms and would a man really have thought it a good idea to put testicles on the outside right between the legs where even a misplaced kick will be guided into place by the legs.
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Anyone would think were nasty !! redface
Are we that bad ? sad

No not at all. smile
Such a long queue forming I cant see the end of it...such a way with words, a sure fire hit with the ladies.
Porn :!: ...... You people watch porn :shock:....The shame of it
Ok fair enough, we wouldn't know what to take we have such a collection :twisted: "Down the hatch" series is pretty good though next to no words biggrin
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It was just a joke guys :-) dont sweat xx

Sorry guys my fault, didnt realise it was in jest, just thought I'd better make it clear we were not mentioning place names as there are those that do. Please show mercy :twisted:
Hi there Silk and Big G, dont take this as been argumentative because that I certainly do not intend. I've spoken to D_M a few times on here and we have had some good advice from them via pm's. Doncpl we have not come across before but we have not mentioned any places by name in the forum, and Doncpl have asked to be pm'd if anyone has any info that may help, which we have not as we seem to have the same problem as them.
I hope this question is allowed on here. The Mrs myself and a friend were having one of those conversations that always gets a bit rude, now the term "towing the train" came up and we disagreed on its meaning, now I wonder if anyone else has heard this term and knows its meaning.
Well usefuldibdob I got the gist of what you were saying mate. Think there may be a school bully sort hanging around in here...you know the sort usually got a weakness they feel the need to hide by deflecting attention onto someone else. A local radio host near me always says that you can tell alot about a critic if you note his crticism.
Just wondering if any couples in the Doncaster area go dogging in the daytime or whether there are places worth a look in the daytime. Not so much a request for a meet but if we knew where to go, we would probably take a look. We know dogging is mainly an evening thing but wondered if there were other couples who maybe found it difficult to go in the evening.
My appologies if this has been done before. It says for men but the Mrs found it interesting
My Nan used to live on route to my kids school so i regularly called in. On one occasion she was cooking what I think she called finny haddock. Upon leaving I called in the local shop where a couple of comments were made about the strong smell of fish. I reallised immediately it was me the foul smell was clinging to my clothes so I made a speedy exit and my clothes were bundled even speedier into the washing machine. That smell was repulsive.
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I reckon _mat_ had it right.
I used to have a problem neighbour....he kept beating his wife up and making her and the baby cry.......I fought my knightly urges for about a week but one particularly bad night I blew my stack....called a mate for backup and we both went into the house and leathered him.....We told him we'd do this every time we heard them argue, and guess what?
yep
I got done for A.B.H off the law....sigh
Still..He moved out shortly after and she still lives happily next door.
Point is has she shown her gratitude to you and your friend...only joking. I'n all seriousness Alex If you are going for an exchange and your honest about your reasons for exchanging you will be shooting yourself in the foot, sadly I think you will have to keep quite about it. Also about the complaining if it is falling on deaf ears which I get the impression it is you can start feeling like your the problem so I really do sympathise with you.
You could always put your washing machine, hoover and hi-fi on about 3 hours after they have gone to bed then see if they want to negotiate a truce.
Happy ending?
We may have been interested in a Donny munch problem is week nights are a bit tricky for us........... also courage may be a problem lol
Hey partyman, didn't you know the infantry carry the M16's, paras air rifles and the real hardmen the SAS they carry catapults. This fool thought he would convince you he was para with his air rifle lol :lol: :lol:. Seriously though in the hands of the wrong person this could have been lethal.
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Nobody's picked my husbands car keys yet :cry:

It would help if they didnt say Lada on them................................... lol .....only joking
Lazeeboy, I think that was about the right age for your daughter to watch Schindlers list.
I remember my daughter watching a news item showing many gravestones I think in Bosnia and when I explained in a manner she understood her reaction was to ask " Daddy when will people learn to talk and not kill" I could have cried. We have to educate our children but as my daughters unanswerable question proves we also have much to learn.
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I agree that it should be taught within a historical context though - although to what degree/depth I'm unsure of.

I think it should be taught in some depth but age appropriately. Tell a kid millions of jews, gypsies, Russians, disabled died it can be just a number to them. Genocide and ethnic cleansing isn't just a thing of history books, it still happens take Rwanda and Bosnia in recent years for example and sadly it will probably happen again somewhere, maybe not on the holocaust scale but it can still happen.
Not really a name but a kid in my year was called Bates not unusual but the headmaster insisted on calling the male students by there last name preceeded by the word master and us been mature teen lads used to crack up every time lol