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bouncy332
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 55
Straight Male, 52
0 miles · Northamptonshire

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Quote by samson63
So we have won 2 tickets to see Kiss in concert on Sunday.
They are quite frankly not a band i have ever considered seeing live,kev has rolled his eyes at the very thought,and the one person i thought might like them has declared them outside even his eclectic taste range!
So , do i go and see what is apparently a good stage show,for the experience?
Or will it be hellish, dull and rather loud!(ok i know its going to be loud :gigglesmile

Intrigued to know, did you go? By all accounts it was one hell of a show! Plenty of YouTube postings too, more pyros than you could shake a stick at lol
well did ya?????????????
ok so i just had to post on this one
i have got to see this film i have tears of laughter just from the trailer
bagsy at the front :giggle:
now i'll go back to my corner
Quote by tweeky
Well according to the above if you are going to a meet all you should do is floss, clean your fingernails and have a foot spa. Once there sit, drink soda water, mention you gave up smoking and only keep a tenner in your wallet. Be sure not to mention you are successful or unsuccessful, probably a good bet just to only talk when talked to and laugh when they do lol

:giggle:
Quote by Kaznkev
some members' only active contribution to this Forum is when they choose to

Sorry. I have to jump in here for the sake of apostrophe correctness preservation.
In the quote here, Bloke has used the apostrophe correctly.
He is talking about members plural and their contributions.
In this case, the apostrophe is to show possession: the contribution belonging to (made by) those members (plural)
So therefore the apostrophe goes after the plural noun members'
(It has no need of an extra s as it is already plural.)
So the only quote from a mod is about apostrophes,interesting,so we can name and shame now?
since it seems we are allowed to qoute other members without there permission there are a few people i would like to bring up,the single men without a partner claiming to be couples,the guys with multiple profiles,the guy who tried to beat me up,
i take it i can mention them all?
Or do the mods only come out to defend there boyfriend and his mates?
its their not there jeeze i can't believe that wasn't picked up on :giggle:
firstly may i say it is lovely to see you back regularly posting again you always do such good threads
we went to a gig last week to see The Alarm and whilst sat there looking at old men with pot bellies thinning hair and ill fitting tour shirts and women with sensible haircuts warm jackets and sensible tie up shoes
i turned to mr b and said "i do hope you realise i am never going to grow up i am never ever having a sensible haircut or colour" luckily he said good and he didn't intend to either
so i guess for me old is a sensible haircut and sensible shoes *shudders*
Quote by Miss_B_Having
ok got bored reading so just diving in n replying now so sorry if already covered i describe myself as bi but in the past after some same sex fun i have turned to mr b and said hmmm not so sure i'm all that bi after all then sometimes after a particularly good bit of play oh yes i am deffo bi so i ended up drawing the conclusion that it is not the gender i'm attracted to but the person sometimes i hit it off sexually with someone of the same gender sometimes i don't same as with folks of the opposite gender so i much prefer the term kaz used pansexual esppecially as i am more n more often finding myself turned on by pre op transexuals
its all very confusing :silly:

Hey, how you doin :rascal:
well hello my sexy friend where you been hiding not seen u about in yonks kiss
Quote by Bluefish2009
ok got bored reading so just diving in n replying now so sorry if already covered i describe myself as bi but in the past after some same sex fun i have turned to mr b and said hmmm not so sure i'm all that bi after all then sometimes after a particularly good bit of play oh yes i am deffo bi so i ended up drawing the conclusion that it is not the gender i'm attracted to but the person sometimes i hit it off sexually with someone of the same gender sometimes i don't same as with folks of the opposite gender so i much prefer the term kaz used pansexual esppecially as i am more n more often finding myself turned on by pre op transexuals
its all very confusing :silly:

I like what you have written Bouncy, makes good sence.
I class myself as a straight male but I also am turned on by pre op transexuals....
oh cool i don't know wat it is but i find them soooo incredibly horny
oddest one i saw was on sexcetera there was pre op transexual male and a pre op transexual female making porn together boy did that give me lots of lady wanking fantasies
Quote by Kaznkev
can i come pretty please?

oh i suppose so if you must :happy:
Quote by Ben_welshminx
Bouncy, Kaz, I hate to be a source of disappointment is there anything I can do to make it up to you? :eeek:

oh i dunno sure i can come up with something :grin:
no i'm not jealous no not at all :kick:
you better bloody go cause i wanna hear all about it
was gonna get tickets but ran outta funds so sitting here green with envy
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TOGA TOGA TOGA TOGA TOGA TOGA TOGA TOGA
right as you most likely guessed it is a TOGA PARTY theme for the next BBW BASH and i hope everyone will grab a sheet from ya airing cupboards and tie a TOGA and join in the fun its a nice simple theme that hopefully everyone can do this time men and women alike so come on guys lets TOGA, we are moving them back to thursdays again as we found the sunday ones got so rediculously busy with the clubs regs there as well and we rather liked the fact that on a thursday that even thought the club is still open to regs we pretty much get the club to ourselves so it really is a huge majority of BBWs and their admirers so the date is
THURSDAY 3RD JUNE
with it being a thursday the times will be 2pm - 1 am so if you fancy a bit of afternoon fun feel free to turn up early although most arrive in the evening
it will be the same as last time its a normal club night so dress code is normal club dress code unless your entering into the TOGA PARTY theme and dressing in a TOGA then they can b bent a little but only a little and all the usual rules apply and remember there is no pressure to play for those that just wish to socialise then grab a bevvie n chat the night away to your hearts content and for those that do wish to play there are plenty of rooms both open and private to play till ya legs turn to jelly lol
those that didn't make it last time and are nervous just chat with someone that did attend and they will soon put your mind at rest there really is nothing to be nervous of this is a great way to attend a club for the first time amongst friends you know from the site
here is the link to chameleons website so you can check out any queries you may have

don't be put off by the dress code its lingerie or towel for the ladies and shorts or towel for the guys this may sound daunting but it feels oddly rather normal once your there as everyone is the same
membership is not required but you must bring 2 forms of id if your not a member and you must be on the guest list to recieve the reduced entry fee
cost of entry is reduced for this party night
COUPLES £15
SINGLE GALS £5
SINGLE GUYS £25
YOU WILL OF NOTICED THIS IS A PRICE INCREASE BUT THE CLUB HAS HAD A PRICE INCREASE SO THIS IS INLINE WITH THEIR NEW PRICING STRUCTURE
i will send hotel details and taxi numbers for those that require them just let me know
so come u lot lets have a top BBW bash pop ya names down on here to get on the guest list
GUEST LIST
COUPLES
kinkybifemxx & the_ape
ben_welshminx
hns
welikesinglemen
two_4_more
herandhimcouple
xanniebaby & billy41
special_club
mrs_leics
annie & si
gazelaine
dirtydianne
stu_and_sue
jo_and_jay
flyers
titz_tattz_azz
tandbscott
wittyclitty
thebrummies
mrboots2007
andylittle2007
cockslut
44 + 90 from other sites
SINGLE FEMS
sassi
kaznkev
cherube
doublecream
jezebel26
5 + 14 from other sites
SINGLE GUYS
aldersbrook
nibbs
blkmale736
tony
mixer
fun4finny
dr3w
incoming
optix
mark069uk
gman
stoke_chap
wolvesblkm
martcov
pants78
bains
swiftywal
willxx69
18 + 31 from other sites
RIGHT THATS 202 ON THE GUEST LIST SO LOOKS LIKE A GOOD NIGHT SEE YOU ALL THERE AND I HOPE YA HAVING MORE LUCK TIEING YA TOGAS THAN I AM lol
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* PLEASE BE AWARE THAT THIS EVENT IS ADVERTISED ON OTHER SITES TOO SO NON SH MEMEBERS WILL BE ATTENDING*
Quote by woohoo
wtf are dildo pants dunno

This maybe a long shot mrs BMW but they might be pants with a dildo in them lol
sorry but thats got me proper giggling :giggle:
i love it
would only ever let mr b do it to me though as i would worry bout others getting carried away
if they were throwing alcohol down their necks
if they act like they are doing you a favour
and as most say poor hygiene
mr b has a barn its actually very tidy but full of things that have most likely never been used but he just had to have in fact only the other day he used summat n declared see i told you it would come in handy one day he had had it longer then he had had me
and if i should dare to declair oh that can go down the barn you should see the withering look i get for dareing to consider something of mine could take up some precious space in his barn
he has been talking for the last year about extending the barn i think its so he can move in down there to be honest lol
Quote by minxysub
ohhh sad I saw the title and thought is was about CBT impliments
~~goes to drag sadistic mind from the gutter biggrin

you n me both lol
feel kinda dissapointed now
i love watching 2 guys together it ia a particular turn on for me in fact if watching porn i particularly like gay porn but then that was the first porn i ever saw so wether it stems from that i don't know
ok got bored reading so just diving in n replying now so sorry if already covered i describe myself as bi but in the past after some same sex fun i have turned to mr b and said hmmm not so sure i'm all that bi after all then sometimes after a particularly good bit of play oh yes i am deffo bi so i ended up drawing the conclusion that it is not the gender i'm attracted to but the person sometimes i hit it off sexually with someone of the same gender sometimes i don't same as with folks of the opposite gender so i much prefer the term kaz used pansexual esppecially as i am more n more often finding myself turned on by pre op transexuals
its all very confusing :silly:
oh there was one time we were walking along a corridor and the towel twitchers make sure you have to brush past as you go its amazing ho narrow a gap they can make just to get a lady to touch um as they pass and my friend suddenly shouted
"errr what was that"
one of the towel twitchers had only shot his load down her leg ffs ok it was a very gorgeous stoking clad leg but REALLY???????
Quote by Kaznkev
Fab summary of the debate here,it made us giggle anyway

hmmm very interesting
i'm going to miss the next one we are at a gig but will be recording it
i'm now wanting to find out their stances on europe and the euro
i'm really enjoying finding out more about it all i actually feel oddly excited about voting this time
Quote by Kaznkev
Can someone please define for me what "being patriotic" actually means?
Does it mean slagging off the Nation and its governments?
Does it mean moaning about the laws and rules in the country?
Does it mean picking fault in everything thats happened and finding someone to blame?
Does it mean disagreeing with who the actual "Saint for the day" is
If so, there are people in this forum who are so patriotic it must hurt!!!
Why do people feel that waving a flag and saying they are patriotic for 1 day a year actually makes them patriotic, when the rest of the time the self same people are running down everything to do with England and saying how they wish they lived elsewhere or even do live elsewhere it just stinks to me!
I wont be going out getting pissed, putting a cheap tacky flag on my car or wearing a ridiculous hat but that does not mean i am not patriotic, i love my country and would without hesitation die for my country and i dont need 1 day a year to show it.
Maybe if the oh so patriotic of this country got off there arses and did something to make the place we live in a better more friendly place to live, maybe did some volountry work or work in there community with people who need it, without recompense, others would follow and patriotism would then strengthen?

:thumbup:
can't mean me cause i is perfect :smug:
sorry but i don't give a flying fuck wat makes how many wrongs don't make a right if anyone broke into my home on their heads be it and it most likely would be
i don't care if i could be prosecuted there aare some things worth going to prison for and defending my family and home for me is one
mr b used to work nights lots and our kids were young then i know for fact that any daft sod that broke into our home would of had one very angry fat bird bearing down on them fast i can move when needs must and i would fight to the death be it mine or theres to protect my boys its instinct
now i am not a violent person in fact anyone who knows me will tell you i am the first to step in to break up any fights as i hate to see anyone hurt that much i hate hate hate violence it makes me feel sick to see it but all that said no one is ever getting in my home and any where near my boys
admitedly mr b no longer works nights and our boys are grown so i would most likely be last in line to get to any burglars but trust me i would be fighting my way through to have a go that i know for fact
judge as you will but this is one thing i will never change my opinion on
everyone should feel safe in their own home i never did as a child but then my threat was inside the home anyway but it has made me determined my kids will never feel that they are not safe in their own home once that door closes no one can or will harm them
i have always said since the day our youngest was born i will kill if needs be to protect them simple as
i hate being so obvious but it has to be mr b i think the fact we have been together 22 years next month proves he is my perfect sex partner
he knows me inside out fullfills me mind body and soul and lets me have as much extra cock as i fancy what more can a girl ask for :grin:
Quote by varca
As I sit in my stock room typing to you all I notice that I am surrounded by an ever increasing height of stock :scared: Its also notable my sales have dropped by over 20% compared to the previous 60 day period.
I am approaching a goal on Xbox live that has lead me to spend more time on there. On here I posted 1000 posts in 5 years and now 700 and something from just before Christmas I think lol
BAD TWEEKY
Its going to be a pain now to get back into the habit of doing some bloody work sad
What have you been doing that you should not?

Right this minute? I have been drinking a glass of vino that really should not have two squished flies attached to the inside of the glass!!!! Uuugggghhhh!!!
In general though, I have been spending far too much time watching boxsets instead of working rolleyes I am normally very disciplined as I work from home all the time but I am finding that the draw of the next episode of Lost or 24 or Dexter is just too much!!! I am, I think, officially an addict! lol
This from the woman who has not really watched TV for the past 4 years :doh:
ahhh ty at last
dexter
been trying to think for days wat its called
must run to amazon now and purrrrchase me some dexter
actually lets just check that is the serial killer serial killer isn't it?