Quote by travlinmanukok
Property as we know is supposed to be "bricks and mortar in the bank " :shock:
but do you buy do you rent :shock:
buying ..the property can go down and certainly it wont go up at present unless you live in London ?
do you rent ? at worst you fall out of work the social pay your rent and council tax but no return on rent paid .
hmmmmmm a dilemma :shock:
trav ..

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How did you know she farted?

Quote by BrightonGeezer
Nothing to do with me or any of my past or present sexual partners. But when I used to work nights I had to supervise a right bunch of headcases and both saw and heard some really strange things.
One night some newbie had started in QC and just to wind him up we had a canteen conversation about sexual fantasies. Now I consider myself to be reasonably broad minded, but some dude started on about the desire to lie naked in a field and let someone tee off a golfball on his bellend. We were all either laughing or crying as he pondered on what might hurt the most, a nine iron or a one wood. Then there was the possibillity of the swing hitting to low and taking his tackle clean off and sending it into orbit.
The funniest hing I ever saw on that job was again durring the night. I walked into a spray coating room and one of the guys was bending over with his trowsers and pants Dow. Behind him was another guy from another dept, he was wearing a labcoat, goggles, gauntlet gloves, mobcap, and a surgical mask . In his hand was a pair of scissors and he was cutting the first guys bum hair. On a work surface nearby was a valentines card made out anonymously to the first guys older brother. They were cellotaping this guys bum hair to the card to send to his brother the next day which was valentines day.
Weird things happen on nightshifts, of course I didn't really fit in, honest!!

Quote by Too Hot
There is a difference between having a drink and getting hammered though isn't there?
Or is that the problem with the nation as a whole? Not knowing the difference.
We both enjoy a relaxing drink as a prelude to our sexy encounters.

Quote by Hornybitch_2008
hiya sorry not gonna be able 2 make it not well enough ave a great b/day mr b xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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i prefer dunkin doughnuts

Quote by BIoke
Just checking to see if you`ve been teabagging !!

Quote by Miss_B_Having

i have no argument with any of that. and im sure yore not naive enough to think i am as one dimensional as some on here would like to suggest.
its not uncommon for anything thats said to be taken to the extreme in the response. i said that people with extreme phsyical issues (like the really old guy with the bad wig and massive testical hernia guy who goes to rios) should cover up for other peoples sake (as does everyone else who sees him walk past). all of a sudden im a body nazi...

Quote by Jamie69
Always thought it was harry the hat....good ol jones....!!! he is a legend....!!!
I think he should publish his swinging memoirs..!!!

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PS: brucie - you don't have a long lost brother called skorpio or something do you?

Quote by cherube
now got my rota and looks like i can make it whoo hoo fingers crossed that it dont change xx

Quote by Ian
IMPORTANT NEWS - For the Southerners

I've driven along the M6 today at Junction 4 (near Birmingham Airport). There was a mahoosive signpost saying that the M6 will be closed at Junction 4 on the 10th,11th, 15th and 16th October due to the roadworks.
So........ you may wish to find an alternative route.